"The Ick" #8

[Lazarus]

I’ll tell you what icks the life out of me:
We were out for dinner earlier (Nepalese ) and a man at the next table started scraping his plate to get every grain of rice and every single drop of sauce off his plate. Once he scraped it enough with his knife and fork that it looked, to me, at a distance, like it could have gone back in the cupboard, he then went at it with a spoon. Who are these people? Why have they no self awareness? The bleeping noise of him. Every time I thought he must have been some, he started again. Literally mortified me.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Ugh that just reminded me of an ick. I had an ex who ate so fast he'd finish way before me then watch me eating. He also was hoping I'd leave something and I'd deliberately leave some food so I'd see if he'd ask if I wasnt going to finish it? Then he'd swoop in. I never knew anyone scrape out a yogurt pot so annoyingly as him.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Brothers who play fight as adults. What the actual duck.

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

Ughhhh. I've had major ick at the scraping noises above. A former colleague used to sit at her desk scraping and scraping every last scrap from a yoghurt pot. I used to find a reason to leave the room.
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Brothers who play fight as adults. What the actual duck.

Men play-fighting in general. Major ick. They always manage to veer themselves into you as they're doing it. Tedious pain in the a.

 

[Thank(space)you]

A housemate at uni tweeted (she knew i wouldn't see it as I don't have twitter) that she wanted to strangle me to death because of the way I ate ice lollies. I guess that's a pretty extreme ick for her

 

[Laughingforlife]

Chewing gum!

 

[Heyguysswipeup]

When guys take photos with their tongue sticking out, or send this emoji

 

[Jenca01]

Cooking up a storm

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Bloke flustered at the park because his dog wasn't listening to him.

 

[JCMSadie]

Cooking up a storm

"Tinkering"

 

[ChastityDingle]

Ughhhh. I've had major ick at the scraping noises above. A former colleague used to sit at her desk scraping and scraping every last scrap from a yoghurt pot. I used to find a reason to leave the room.

Aaaargh, I had a colleague who did that too. Complete with mmmmmm noises.
Next up, an apple. And on and on it went throughout the day.

 

[Jenca01]

Humongous ick found on bumble
So I was messaging this guy, he was okay, and then he told me I was cute and curvy
Then proceeded to tell me I looked like I have a big boobs and bum and then he put “but I like nips the most ” I don’t know what’s worst, the fact he said it, or used the word ‘nips’

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Been chatting to a guy and he referred to sex as “bonking” last night, I think we’re done.

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

Cooking up a storm

I couldn't agree more. I have a visceral loathing for that expression too

 

[Jenca01]

I couldn't agree more. I have a visceral loathing for that expression too

Its so annoying. Makes me irrationally angry

 

[Jenca01]

Ooooh what a catch

 

[emmer_moans]

Bloke flustered at the park because his dog wasn't listening to him.

Please tell me the dog had a funny name! Did you see that viral video years ago where that man was shouting “FENTON!” at his dog which was running towards deer at a park?

 

[Thank(space)you]

Men wearing full on pajamas, and saying "click clack clickety clack" when doing their seatbelt. Thanks MAFSA for new icks

 

[Jenca01]

Omg the toy story pyjamas

Men wearing full on pajamas, and saying "click clack clickety clack" when doing their seatbelt. Thanks MAFSA for new icks

 

[Eeeww David!]

Omg the toy story pyjamas

“Woody”
“I don’t get it….”