"The Ick" #7

[FallM1710]

Men who use a sport wallet with velcro instead of a leather wallet

 

[harveydean]

I once had a sleepover at a guy’s house. In the morning I slipped his shoes on to nip to my car. They fitted. I’m a size 7.

 

[37BBL]

Years ago in a different job, I had a massive crush on a older bloke at work. Embarrassingly I would hang off his every word. We had to go to a meeting together so he offered to drive. As we're mid journey he cranks up the radio and starts tapping the steering wheel and bobbing his head around. Instant ick and I never fancied him again.

 

[lokp0009]

I’m on a night out and there are numerous icks but the biggest one is the guy in double denim who was snogging his girlfriend and filming it to Celine Dion and is now dancing with her and his shoe came off and he put it back on. IIIICK

 

[candyland_]

My friend has been talking to someone and he keeps sending her selfies in his pjs. You know those fluffy ones with stars all over them sort of pjs?

Gave her the ick

 

[Wowitsme]

I was at the o2 and my partner was getting into his seat after a break and seeing him squeeze past the people to get there just gave me the ick that I had to look away as it was too much

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I was texting someone once who said they only changed their bedsheets every 4 weeks cause they like their bed to feel slept in.
Never text them again after that

 

[Purrrrrrr]

Men who’s shaven chest is stubbly from growing in chest hair

PUT THE RAZOR DOWN AND LEAVE IT HAIRY if you must insist on shaving, keep it shaved. Stubble on your chest is not cute.

Men without chest hair is a ick for me

 

[abelleza]

Now you are taking the piss.

Men taking a piss.

 

[MollyMalone]

So I'm back on the dating scene after a break up earlier this year... have been on a few dates with a really great guy. Last week he was driving us to a restaurant for dinner, looking for parking I pointed out a space on the street and he said no I couldn't parallel park in there I'm trying so hard not to ick but that is very ick

 

[Kiwigirl]

My partner when he insists on tipping out all the change from his wallet on a counter to pay for something, and when I look at him in disgust says to the person behind the counter bet you’re glad of the change aren’t you? NO JUST NO, it’s embarrassing
watching them count out all the little coins whilst trying to remain polite….

 

[abelleza]

Men being on tattle gives me the ick

 

[Wolfshead]

My first experience with an uncircumcised penis. I'm sure it had been washed/bathed at some point during the previous 24 hours but when the guy dropped his pants I thought I would faint from the smell. It was indescribable. People, please teach your uncircumcised boys proper hygiene! ICK!

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Just had a chat with the girls I work with and had to share the icks that we have –

• The word ‘cheeky.’

• A shiny forehead.

• Glasses not pushed up and they are just perching on the end of the nose.

• A guy wearing a leather jacket.

• Watching and liking Mrs Browns Boys.

• Guys with no shoulders.

• Seeing a woman on TV or online and saying ‘she’d get it.’

• Thinking Peter Kay is funny.

• When a guy drinks a can of Monster.

• A guy wearing cartoon tshirts – Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes etc. or Batman, Marvel etc.

• A guy wearing a dressing gown.

• A guy who hasn’t read a book since school and is proud of the fact.

• When a guy buys a Tesco meal deal.

• Guys who send multiple texts at once so your phone continuously buzzes.

• Overly manicured facial hair/eyebrows.

• When a guy vapes and makes vaping his entire personality.

• When a guy tells a joke or try’s to do a funny line and nobody laughs so he repeats it.

• Guys that love eating at Subway.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Wtf are those shoes

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

i think you’re on the wrong thread

I 100% was how embarrassing for me

I’ve really given myself the ick here

 

[Lola Ruby]

Tiny hands. I know they can't help it but it's an immediate turn off for me

Also re: the bad breath convo. I just found out recently that you can actually get cavities off someone with bad oral hygiene through kissing, as the cavity-causing bacteria spreads to your mouth Even if you've never had a cavity in your life. Even more reason to break things off with someone with minging breath / oral hygiene!

 

[IGiveUp22]

Like why is it so difficult for people to grasp this?!!!

I know & it’s worse when they’re on camera & talking away & someone has to go “you’re on mute” I just wanna die hahaha

 

[giovanna101]

yes. as a man you should be hunting and gathering not dawdling around sainsburys. obviously!

Men these days. Shopping with baskets instead of killing an elk with their bare hands and chucking it over their shoulders to cart it home. They're a disgrace.

 

[Hollie Day]

Leather/pleather trousers The wrist beads just add to the ick.