"The Ick" #7

[Meringue22]

I’ve just seen someone post a photo of her and her bf In Christmas elf outfits. She’s 28 and I have no idea how old her boyfriend is, but in one pic, she’s carrying him like a baby. As if the fancy dress wasn’t enough.

This is hilarious

 

[VC10]

My fella has just come in and went ‘I’ve just went flying outside and landed on my arse with my legs in the air’ and the thought of him slipping over with his legs akimbo proper gave me the ick

I can't stop laughing at that

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

He wasn't a lumberjack (although even that guy would be 100x more attractive if he got rid of the dungarees). He was a skinny hipster with skintight dungarees worn over a sweater and an orange beanie hat and round glasses that made him look like an owl.

Not sure if he has dungarees but sounds like littlest chicken going by the “look”

 

[Purrrrrrr]

A guy at work I knew, he was quite attractive, but we all had an evening out and he did that thing with his hands where you rotate them around each other? I don’t know how to describe it, but it was, oh no.

Fagon in Oliver style?

 

[Lac1985]

Omg I honestly thought this was just me. People selling stuff for £3. Is it really worth all the hassle for £3

EXACTLY!!!

 

[Meringue22]

Yep, that gave me the ICK too, in fact I was going to post this myself last night but I forgot too.
Sadly I can't avoid this advert because I saw it on a streaming service.

It’s revolting. What exactly were they thinking?! He looks like those twats on tick tock who think they’re sexy

 

[Hollie Day]

Does he watch the kids show Bing by any chance that’s what Flop says!!!

this won’t make sense to anyone without an under 5 who watches cbeebies

Omg you could be right I have a young son so I'm familiar with flop but never made that connection. He has two young boys so maybe its that. It will still remain an ick with me though

 

[Hollie Day]

Ben, Mason, Reece, Nathan, Ollie

 

[Meringue22]

when men do that awkward little run across the road when a car is coming. extra ick points if they do it with their hands in their pockets

Oh gawd I know exactly what you mean. That’s an ick I didn’t know I had until now

 

[Pinkii]

I saw something like this and one man said it was hearing his girlfriend falling in the shower and the thought of her struggling to get up

Thats Hilarious. I would love to read a guys version of this thread

 

[265]

Men counting out their exact change for the bus

Bit difficult since busses don't take cash.

 

[abelleza]

Also used to have a boyfriend who - and I'll spoiler this because it's absolutely stomach churning, so read at your peril - used to get white flecks of I don't know what building up at the corner of his lips and then every so often he would wipe it off with his finger and then eat it, and even worse he'd kind of smack his lips when taking his finger out of his mouth so it made a popping sound

Tim. Makes my skin crawl.

Always reminds me of Tim nice but dim

Ben, Mason, Reece, Nathan, Ollie

Jayden’s another one

 

[VC10]

Plenty of Icks on here, I am enjoying reading this thread

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

I know he’s acting but the man in this advert. Gave me the ick every time I would see it on tv

 

[TooFarScone]

Talking of americans.

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Just one word gave me the ICK.

Does it begin with R?

 

[harveydean]

I find it quite ironic that despite the icks they’re still fucking them!

I find it quite reassuring

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

The first of many icks that my ex gave me was when we had an exceptional meal in Italy. He thought a good tip was 20 cents.

I subtly removed the coin from the table as we left as I thought it would just be insulting!

You must’ve been mortified. I’ve been on the receiving end and been tipped 50p.

 

[soymilk]

michael jackson impersonators fucking moon walk away from me pronto

hahahahahahahahaha the visual I got when reading this

 

[265]

Men eating boiled eggs.

Now you are taking the piss.

 

[Meringue22]

People that end telephone calls with " bye...bye...bye....bye...."

Whoops