"The Ick" #7

[Hastaggifted]

Saw a man today with Lonsdale slip on trainers

 

[harveydean]

Saw a man today with Lonsdale slip on trainers

Men in Sketchers.

 

[Hastaggifted]

My daughter had an end of term dance show. In front of me a lady was queuing, her husband came running up beside her (obviously came straight from work) hugged her and forehead kissed her. At first I thought aww sweet. But then, he said hey mama. She giggled and said hey.
Just no.
Why is he calling her mama when she's stood there alone. Why is he calling her mama at all! I would have been like err my name is Hastaggifted, not mama 🥲
ICK ICK ICK

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

He wasn't a lumberjack (although even that guy would be 100x more attractive if he got rid of the dungarees). He was a skinny hipster with skintight dungarees worn over a sweater and an orange beanie hat and round glasses that made him look like an owl.

Not sure if he has dungarees but sounds like littlest chicken going by the “look”

 

[arthur shandy]

Can’t believe I’m even about to share this but I used to see a guy who had a CARPE DIEM tramp stamp.

 

[JCMSadie]

Can’t believe I’m even about to share this but I used to see a guy who had a CARPE DIEM tramp stamp.

Men with tramp stamps give me even more ick than women with tramp stamps.

 

[Hollie Day]

Men in full on lycra cycling gear
Special ick regarding cycling shoes and the clickety clackety noise they make and the awkward gait it gives them

 

[arthur shandy]

Also I shagged a guy I met on holiday in Tenerife and as I was leaving his hotel in the morning I saw he had these monstrosities… ICK!

 

[abelleza]

Men who wear sports sunglasses. Unless you’re a professional cyclist buy some Ray Bans and piss off!

 

[mirrormirror20]

when a man’s fly is undone and you have to be like ehhh, ur zips down

 

[JSquared]

Men who where pinky rings. Especially when they are younger men, below 50 - total wankers!

 

[harveydean]

Also I shagged a guy I met on holiday in Tenerife and as I was leaving his hotel in the morning I saw he had these monstrosities… ICK!
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I LOVE the fact you took photo evidence

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I went on a date with a guy about a year ago and he had really long fingernails, reminded me of some creepy old grandad

 

[arthur shandy]

I LOVE the fact you took photo evidence

I saw them, gasped and whipped out my phone. I knew I needed photo evidence

 

[TheSilverFox]

I saw a guy in town today, 20-something with a hoodie that said:

'boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too'

Yeah they can, but not sure we need it emblazoned 5 times on the back of your hoodie hun.

 

[arthur shandy]

Reeks of “sorry I cheated on you, I’ve just been feeling really depressed”

I saw a guy in town today, 20-something with a hoodie that said:

'boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too'

Yeah they can, but not sure we need it emblazoned 5 times on the back of your hoodie hun.

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men using bags for life

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I saw a guy in town today, 20-something with a hoodie that said:

'boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too
boys can feel sad too'

Yeah they can, but not sure we need it emblazoned 5 times on the back of your hoodie hun.

so cringe. the people that say boys can't cry or to man up are mainly men and other boys lol. go to therapy hun x
(yes i know some women say it dont go all not all men on me)

 

[Extrafine]

Just heard this one and had to share as it’s
When he goes to the bathroom, farts and it echos in the toilet

 

[Ensay]

Men using bags for life

I’m a man who uses a bag for life and yet I still understand this one.