I had never experienced this particular ick, but this afternoon the guy in front of me in the supermarket queue TOOK FOREVER to choose between pink lemonade or grapefruit flavourMen that vape in general. Grow up and smoke a real cigarette and not candy floss flavoured air
He kept going back and forth and changing his mind That's funny
I don't mind the word 'drawers' cos it's old fashioned and makes me laugh Fashion gurus might say "And here we have Damien modelling a grey striped fleece knicker" (me picturing Liz Hurley's offspring).I'm gonna agree with 'knickers' when it's a bloke referring to his own underwear
Oh no "a knicker" is horrific.Fashion gurus might say "And here we have Damien modelling a grey striped fleece knicker" (me picturing Liz Hurley's offspring).
icks like this are what make this threadI got the ick today seeing some guy carrying a Tesco carrier bag
RIP your vagina.My boyfriend told me he’d “snuggled up’ and had a “lovely cosy sleep” the other night.
get away from me their heels never touch the ground, ballerina-ing to sports direct
and the barber spins the chair round to the mirror and he's completely still / dead facedYou should have asked him who with. That would have made him think twice, before saying something like that.My boyfriend told me he’d “snuggled up’ and had a “lovely cosy sleep” the other night.
I love how much thought and detail has gone in to each oneHi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.
Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:
•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super long
•Short men that wear air max for the little platform
•short men that do the little bouncy walk to get some extra height
•men that use the word GIGGLE "that made me giggle"
•seeing a man at a buffet holding a paper plate (full stop) and the plate is wilting from the amount of food on it and he's leaning over the table proper carefully deciding what to have. grabbing handfuls of ready salted crisps and triangle ham sandwiches with his bear hands like a toddler AND THEN he walks back to his table delighted
•i second whoever said the word "tummy" imagine your man clutching his stomach and saying in a sad voice "my tummy hurts : (((" omg to the guillotine
•using the words doggo/pupper
•this has probably been said before, but men sat at the hairdressers with the little cape on
and i said this on my last account but it needs to be said again because it's a KILLER for me.
•having sex with a man (full stop lol) but he's finishing and his toes either all clamp down and scrunch downwards together or they all go up and spread out like he's had his nails painted and needs a toe seperator... never will i do reverse cowgirl AGAIN
MAJOR ICK THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE I HAD!!!Hi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.
Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:
•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super long
