whole post is outstanding but this is just the absolute
on top of what was already a work of art 
wait i also had to add this:
i am absolutely yelling
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on top of what was already a work of art wait i also had to add this:
I feel like there's more to this than you're telling us about lol
we need an award for best post and I would like to nominate this one pleaseHi everyone, I have been howling at this thread for weeks. I read it when I can't sleep and it always ends up with my cry laughing at 4am slapping my leg with joy.
Here's a couple of mine that come to mind:
•I said this with my old account but I need to say it again... Men in dressing gowns FULL STOP. Extra ick points if it's navy and slightly crusty from too many washes. Extra EXTRA ick points if it sits mid calf and their leg hair is still wet from the shower and it's stuck flat down looking super longget away from me
•Short men that wear air max for the little platform
•short men that do the little bouncy walk to get some extra height
•men that use the word GIGGLE "that made me giggle"
•seeing a man at a buffet holding a paper plate (full stop) and the plate is wilting from the amount of food on it and he's leaning over the table proper carefully deciding what to have. grabbing handfuls of ready salted crisps and triangle ham sandwiches with his bear hands like a toddler AND THEN he walks back to his table delighted
•i second whoever said the word "tummy" imagine your man clutching his stomach and saying in a sad voice "my tummy hurts : (((" omg to the guillotine
•using the words doggo/pupper
•this has probably been said before, but men sat at the hairdressers with the little cape onand the barber spins the chair round to the mirror and he's completely still / dead faced
and i said this on my last account but it needs to be said again because it's a KILLER for me.
•having sex with a man (full stop lol) but he's finishing and his toes either all clamp down and scrunch downwards together or they all go up and spread out like he's had his nails painted and needs a toe seperator... never will i do reverse cowgirl AGAIN
Talking to a friend this morning and he used the word "spaff" made me feel all kinds of ill.
@Ingognito.Queen WHICH ONE
@LaBlonde haha aw i love i made you laugh so much! i love reading your reactions it makes me laugh even more
@soymilk No Comment. forward facing only from now on
@Carapop i'm absolutely honoured
@LaBlonde haha aw i love i made you laugh so much! i love reading your reactions it makes me laugh even more
@soymilk No Comment. forward facing only from now on
@Carapop i'm absolutely honoured
My colleagues boyfriend has just started doing yoga and I asked if he can do the splits yet and she said the idea of a man doing the splits gave her a full body ick
Lately my boyfriend has been retweeting stuff that a teenage girl would retweet, and retweeting some woman who talks about relationships and men being ‘kings’ and he retweeted something she said. It’s fully given me the ick that he acts like a teenage girl on twitter 
Loving this thread! My icks include:
People that refer to others as 'humans: i.e he is my favourite human, gonna miss this human so much!
Hubby, hubster, holilobs, feet in general, man buns, hairy backs, smelly fridges, people that describe themselves as' quirky'
People that refer to others as 'humans: i.e he is my favourite human, gonna miss this human so much!
Hubby, hubster, holilobs, feet in general, man buns, hairy backs, smelly fridges, people that describe themselves as' quirky'
So random but ppl who pronounce "jalapeño" and "gillet" wrong. It makes me cringe so bad
there's a guy in work with me who pronounces compôte like com-potSo random but ppl who pronounce "jalapeño" and "gillet" wrong. It makes me cringe so bad
How are you meant to pronounce this...asking for a friend
com-po-tehHow are you meant to pronounce this...asking for a friend
ETA: Added y instead of H
Full disclosure though: I could be pronouncing it wrong. But compot sounds like compost to me. I've always said com-po-teh like the french do. Not cause I'm pretentious. that's how I was taught to pronounce it
1 - mentioning their ex on a dating profile
2 - the RANDOM COMMA in the wrong place!!!!
3 - his name was Gary
2 - the RANDOM COMMA in the wrong place!!!!
3 - his name was Gary
Thank you. My mispronunciation must have been an ick for so many people
It's not an ick I will say, more like everytime he says he's having yoghurt and 'compot' my brain goes 'compost?'Thank you. My mispronunciation must have been an ick for so many people
I think you probably can pronounce it as compot. I just have to say the 'eh' lol
Men who shiver or do the chattery teeth thing when it's cold.
Sorry but it really is COM POT!! There is no é on the end (just e), which would be the ‘eh’ sound… does that mean your ick will go?! Or is it too late for him 
@mozzarellagirl I totally agree with the toes- like who even invented that position, Bob around watching two knarled feet 
@mozzarellagirl I totally agree with the toes- like who even invented that position, Bob around watching two knarled feet 
Was scrolling through FB before and a post came up saying ‘the colour of your t shirt and the last thing you ate is your porn star name’ and my FELLA commented on it saying ‘blue cheese twist’ and it gave me the ick
I agree, it’s definitely COM-POT
But in the same vein - Versace, Moschino, Marylebone…
But in the same vein - Versace, Moschino, Marylebone…
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