"The Ick" #6

[it’s not been changed?!]

Indeed. It's usually preceded by a passive aggressive message that is begging for attention.

She said she needed to realign her chakras…

 

[ZoraZ]

When people call their spouse 'my King' or 'my Queen'

 

[crispycrunch]

When ppl tag themselves at hospital then everyone says "you OK" ? Then the "I'll DM you hun" At this point if I had any respect for you it's gone and I've blocked your sad arse!!!

 

[Facehugger]

Alas no. I am a man who pays very little attention to heels, and basically own multiple pairs of the same two types of shoe - one trainer, one walking/boot, both low-budget - to save on thinking about “style” or being caught out by shoes breaking / being lost. I have no doubt this is an ick for many, many women on here.

Not me, I own two types of footwear, boots for winter, sandals for summer, black only so they go with whatever I wear. Fuss free.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

he really wants to show off his tattoos…

 

[Nelly's mum]

Alas no. I am a man who pays very little attention to heels, and basically own multiple pairs of the same two types of shoe - one trainer, one walking/boot, both low-budget - to save on thinking about “style” or being caught out by shoes breaking / being lost. I have no doubt this is an ick for many, many women on here.

Are you my partner by any chance? He only wears DM's or those cut-out trainer sandal things.
He has more pairs than Imelda Marcos though!

 

[smomof4]

Grown adults who wear Disney clothes! Minnie Mouse trainers/handbags/T-shirt! Or any other Disney attire. Why???

 

[JCMSadie]

Alas no. I am a man who pays very little attention to heels, and basically own multiple pairs of the same two types of shoe - one trainer, one walking/boot, both low-budget - to save on thinking about “style” or being caught out by shoes breaking / being lost. I have no doubt this is an ick for many, many women on here.

If you also like to read, you may be my ideal man.

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Quirky/busy/look at me shirts

 

[larchwood4]

When people sit behind you at the cinema continuously sniffing just blow your nose please!

 

[Gloria Rostron]

I was sat on a train last week opposite a guy who loudly chewed the same piece of gum for the whole 50 minute journey, making slapping sounds as he swirled it around.

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

There’s a guy I follow for recipe ideas. He calls chicken breast boobies

 

[watermelon sugar]

Quirky/busy/look at me shirts
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Omg this shirt has given me a headache

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When men gel their hair, then the next day, re gel it and brush the old gel out and it looks all crusty amongst the fresh gel.

I said the word “gel” quite a lot

 

[Pinkii]

Men who drink soft drinks from plastic bottles. I dont mind cans/glass but those plastic bottles is just vagina drying cringe

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Earlier on this morning a male colleague said in a baby voice that he's got an 'ickle headache'

 

[Lana.lee]

A man wearing bowling shoes.

A man picking a name in bowling.

Walking back after taking their turn at bowling.

Just bowling in general.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

A man wearing bowling shoes.

A man picking a name in bowling.

Walking back after taking their turn at bowling.

Just bowling in general.

And then the foot crossed over the back of the other foot when they bowl

 

[freshhead]

A man wearing bowling shoes.

A man picking a name in bowling.

Walking back after taking their turn at bowling.

Just bowling in general.

I’m crying at the ‘walking back after taking their turn’ especially if they do a
Little strut and rub their hands together

 

[BorisBear]

A girl in my office just said “we will get back to you asap” to a customer instead of saying as soon as possible, she sounded so thick