"The Ick" #5

[pommynoir]

Lol, all depends what you've done to warrant that response & who from i guess if nothing, then yep, it's ick

Especially the purple devil no offence.

naw I’ve had lads who I proper fancy say it and I will just shrivel up and we’ll never speak again. I’m not dog don’t call me a bad girl, and do not call me naughty I’m just a sexual being like the majority of the planet

 

[Facehugger]

Especially the purple devil no offence.

naw I’ve had lads who I proper fancy say it and I will just shrivel up and we’ll never speak again. I’m not dog don’t call me a bad girl, and do not call me naughty I’m just a sexual being like the majority of the planet

Hahaha! No offence taken. If you've been out, got rat arsed, collapsed in the street with yer arse out, got gobby to the local constabulary & been locked up for the night D&D, I can well imagine someone's response might well be what you said once they caught wind of it different circumstances like I said, eh

I find blokes calling me 'madam' an ick personally. It's a polite form of address, but my response is always 'I don't run a brothel, thank you'

 

[SwishSwing]

Irrational icks since being back on tinder...

When a guy's name is spelled "incorrectly". So like Marc over Mark... I know they're still names but I just find it weird.

Also when they have "home owner " in their bio like its part of their personality...

 

[Pink blancmange]

I was just swiping Tinder and saw someone had net curtains in their house. Who has nets these days?

 

[Facehugger]

I was just swiping Tinder and saw someone had net curtains in their house. Who has nets these days?

Me, I have nosey feckin neighbours

 

[265]

I was just swiping Tinder and saw someone had net curtains in their house. Who has nets these days?

We do.

 

[Facehugger]

We do.

Sensible me living in a bungalow with my boudoir facing the street, I think they're a bloody wise investment personally

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I had an ex that gave me so many icks. Today I remembered shortly before we broke up he text me to say he fainted in the gym. I know should have felt bad for him but I was just so disgusted at the thought of it

Haaha I can relate to this. My ex slipped by a pool in the gym and chipped his tooth. He text me saying morning baby I slipped in the gym and chipped my tooth. I was like ew gross

 

[leigh213]

I'm so embarrassed to admit this but I have an ex ( who was 25 at the time this occurred btw) who was still living at home ( to save...so I was semi fine with this) but he one time brought up that his mom would massage both HIS and his dad's feet when they got home from work almost every day. I don't think I've ever ever ever had a bigger ick. And this is something probably everyone will find WTF.

The icing on the cake was when we'd been dating for like 6 months ( he knew I had a phobia of sick (emetophobia)) yet one time after going for Chinese with family, he got food poisoning, and called me because he "couldn't deal with it" and didn't want to go in the bathroom and face what he knew was needing to happen. I was thinking ffs first of all now you know how I feel, but then after that he hangs up to go batten down the hatches and calls me back after in fairly good spirits. AND THEN he says " it's over thank God, Mom was in there with me"... ..
Righty O.

So shortly after round Christmastime when he called me to ask what my middle name was again, that I broke up with him.

Ladies and gents I tell you, I've never been so happy to not be with someone.

Long story short, ANYTHING that remotely hints to me you might be a momma's boy, or one who thinks women are supposed to do all the work while you veg on the sofa and never look after yourself... at that point I'd rather partner with a broomstick.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

First one - yep, and they never seem to care or think they should care if they have a fat roll poking out, whereas I guarantee a woman would be shamed for that.

Second one - I blame porn for this (and many other turn-offs). I was gobsmacked the first time someone did this with me. It is so vile, physically and figuratively, that I don’t even know where to start.

I have ended (and would again) a relationship when someone used spit as lube. Absolutely revolting. There is also a step up in the horror from those who spit on their hands to those that literally spit on you. No! duck off then duck off again when you get there.

I have a major ick about spitting in general though so this is like an ick magnified for me.

 

[Sibz]

Singing along when a song that they like comes on the radio or worse, whistling

 

[emerald]

Saw a guy on Instagram proposing at Disneyland but the cherry on top was that she was dressed immaculately but he was wearing a basic man outfit with one of those Mickey ear helmet style hats on

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Terminator wrap around style sunglasses.

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Ice cream round the mouth.

 

[RoloSolo]

'This is banging/lush/fit' ew.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Blokes saying "pop". For example, "pop that over there".

Any adult saying "cross", instead of angry, annoyed, irritated etc.

 

[Ruokannie]

The 'How's you, you up to much?' messages would wither ya

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I have ended (and would again) a relationship when someone used spit as lube. Absolutely revolting. There is also a step up in the horror from those who spit on their hands to those that literally spit on you. No! duck off then duck off again when you get there.

I have a major ick about spitting in general though so this is like an ick magnified for me.

I actually had one who bit me down there. Never in my life could I have expected that. It was excruciating. I finished with it when I was safely away & it was crying and could not understand

The 'How's you, you up to much?' messages would wither ya

Oh that brings back a memory of a really boring Tinder contact. What it basically means is "You up for getting me off with some sex chat?" Dull, dull, dull.

Lads who genuinely believe they are Liam Gallagher. Why?

Like this chapster?

Recent ick. Drippy droopy men trailing around behind their wives looking at clothing.
Double mega ick is the assertive male commenting, suggesting and choosing clothes for droopy wife.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Singing along when a song that they like comes on the radio or worse, whistling

Singing more than a line of a song solo, unless part of a formal performance.

 

[PrincessCharming]

Recent ick. Drippy droopy men trailing around behind their wives looking at clothing.
Double mega ick is the assertive male commenting, suggesting and choosing clothes for droopy wife.

This one in spades.