Someone the other day asked me if I wanted to attend a swingers party. I asked do I need to bring my own bat and balls. He said what are you talking about. I said well you asked me to come and play swingball didn't you. I know what he meant. He said "Are you kidding me" I said I don't think we have that kind of relationship where we kid around.
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Men who listen to Ed Sheeran.
Urban pirate
I see your flip flops ick and raise youAnyone wearing Crocs, even worse then flip flops.
cropped jeans and flip flops on men!
I got the ick big time bumping in to an ex in the supermarket very very recently, sporting both
I swear it is only because he has nice feet that I could console myself it reminded me of The scene in Friends, when Rachel says ‘I can’t believe I let him touch me with those fingers’
I did not know he was capable of such ickiness
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Haha! I suppose the same is true for most body parts, especially close up shots! The majority of people don't have particularly photogenic 'parts'.Willies in general - little one eyed hooded monsters
Anyone who listens to Ed Sheeran.
Mainly because I'm in the 2 percent of the population of this forum, I'm a bloke.Why do you get so offended at icks
Men who tuck their shoelaces into their shoes instead of doing them up 
Unisex icks...
Adult twins who dress alike.
Anyone who won a Blue Peter badge as a child, but is still proud of the fact as an adult.
People who buy vinyl records but don't have a record player.
Anyone with a tattoo of a Disney or cartoon character.
Straight men with both ears pierced (not unisex, but icky anyway)
People who wear flip-flops in a public place that's not a beach or swimming-pool.
Adult twins who dress alike.
Anyone who won a Blue Peter badge as a child, but is still proud of the fact as an adult.
People who buy vinyl records but don't have a record player.
Anyone with a tattoo of a Disney or cartoon character.
Straight men with both ears pierced (not unisex, but icky anyway)
People who wear flip-flops in a public place that's not a beach or swimming-pool.
Men who have their shoe or trainer laces tied up in great big flap about bows. Extra ick if they're double tiedMen who tuck their shoelaces into their shoes instead of doing them up
Not guilty on all counts, thank duck for that, I'm ick safe (for now)
A new start in my work shouts out “Hasta la vista, baby” every night when he leaves. I hoped it was a one off but nope, every night. Ick
If he’s young, nip that in the bud right now.
I’d expect this from 20 odd year old, not a 41 year old man.
Also, he forgot to add “like writing lists”. Cockwomble.
Also, he forgot to add “like writing lists”. Cockwomble.
I don't do lacesMen who have their shoe or trainer laces tied up in great big flap about bows. Extra ick if they're double tied
Not guilty on all counts, thank duck for that, I'm ick safe (for now)
The right person will find you. No need for lists. Love MrsC xxxx
inspired by another thread:
grown men who want to run onto a football pitch and basically start humping their team after a win. yes, it’s very exciting but, grow up. pep guardiola still won’t know who you are and you look like an idiot
grown men who want to run onto a football pitch and basically start humping their team after a win. yes, it’s very exciting but, grow up. pep guardiola still won’t know who you are and you look like an idiot
Like a teenage Labrador greeting the bloody postmaninspired by another thread:
grown men who want to run onto a football pitch and basically start humping their team after a win. yes, it’s very exciting but, grow up. pep guardiola still won’t know who you are and you look like an idiot
Oh god...where to start?!
Men whose beards stop at their jawline
When their tshirt is too short, especially when it rides up
No socks in shoes
Fake tan/hair dye
Designer logos on everything
Fake feminists
Sharp Adam's apples
Nasal voices
That hock and phlegm spitting (or any spitting)
The snot shoot, like footballers do, on to the ground
Men who shave their legs...or any body hair
Performative farting
Thinking spit is a lubricant
Beer breath
Over confidence/arrogance
Any and all -isms/bigotries
That's just off the top of my head.
Men whose beards stop at their jawline
When their tshirt is too short, especially when it rides up
No socks in shoes
Fake tan/hair dye
Designer logos on everything
Fake feminists
Sharp Adam's apples
Nasal voices
That hock and phlegm spitting (or any spitting)
The snot shoot, like footballers do, on to the ground
Men who shave their legs...or any body hair
Performative farting
Thinking spit is a lubricant
Beer breath
Over confidence/arrogance
Any and all -isms/bigotries
That's just off the top of my head.
When they can’t eat a sandwich properly because they’re required to take hearty, manly bites like some famous dude they saw once. Just take slightly smaller bites, wingnut.
Hiccups.
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