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"The Ick" #5
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"Spotted in Enfield" the other day. a fight between takeaway delivery drivers/riders.
It’s like ick safari for me at the moment, here’s another.
When fellas drive past, fast, music blaring and just look straight forward like they want to look cool without letting on
Bonus points if they have one of those loud exhausts and it’s some kind of MC playing
When fellas drive past, fast, music blaring and just look straight forward like they want to look cool without letting on
Bonus points if they have one of those loud exhausts and it’s some kind of MC playing
New ick 
Young men slowing down to drive over Ramps and their lowered car scraping the whole way across the ramp. 
Young men slowing down to drive over Ramps and their lowered car scraping the whole way across the ramp. New one for me today. On a Teams call with a hot guy at work when he starts drinking a glass of milk! Instant ick.
When men come close enough that their breath can be felt or smelled. I don't care if it's not even bad at the moment or you've just brushed, because I'm living in fear of the moment it *might not* be fine. Like just create some space.
It's immediately unattractive to me if someone is getting too close, even to show me a paper or their phone or whatever. Especially if I still don't know if I even like you, I'm guaranteed to not afterwards.
It's immediately unattractive to me if someone is getting too close, even to show me a paper or their phone or whatever. Especially if I still don't know if I even like you, I'm guaranteed to not afterwards.
Really obviously branded clothing. Bonus points for a a trench coat with a popped collar to show the Burberry lining and sleeves pushed up the show a blingy watch.
More bonus points for carrying 3 big Harvey Nichols bags at the same time.
More bonus points for carrying 3 big Harvey Nichols bags at the same time.
When ppl put POV on Instagram 
Men wearing backpacks .
Men running with backpacks on.
When shoelaces are tied really tight and the shoe starts to bulge.
Veiny ankles.
When guys wear pop socks.
Dropping paper outside and struggling to pick it up because the wind keeps blowing it away.
Owning a pencil case.
A man with an umbrella.
When a bus stops suddenly and they lose balance.
Calling in to a radio show to speak on air.
Owning a printer.
When a guy uses the purple devil emoji.
When a guy uses the word 'cheeky.'
Men running with backpacks on.
When shoelaces are tied really tight and the shoe starts to bulge.
Veiny ankles.
When guys wear pop socks.
Dropping paper outside and struggling to pick it up because the wind keeps blowing it away.
Owning a pencil case.
A man with an umbrella.
When a bus stops suddenly and they lose balance.
Calling in to a radio show to speak on air.
Owning a printer.
When a guy uses the purple devil emoji.
When a guy uses the word 'cheeky.'
of all those that one made me laugh, it's so weirdly specific! Please, is there a story to go with it?I would rather see the dog with its bits out, rather than see the male owner with his bits out.When ppl put pictures on of their male dogs lying on their backs with their bits out. Why do we need to see that
Before anyone asks, I am not sure I would object too much if the owner was female.
I had the displeasure of meeting what can only be described as all my icks personified in one this week. I'm sure more will come to light but so far:
Drinks milk, receding hairline but won't shave it, wears a mask that looks like a massive nappy rather than a simple paper one, puts everything he owns in his pockets so they bulge out in all directions, fussy eater (38 and had never and refused to ever try hummus or guacamole, also asked what an enchilada was), does finger guns after a cheesy joke, shaped like an overgrown baby, always late but never accepts he is or apologises.
That's all for now.
Drinks milk, receding hairline but won't shave it, wears a mask that looks like a massive nappy rather than a simple paper one, puts everything he owns in his pockets so they bulge out in all directions, fussy eater (38 and had never and refused to ever try hummus or guacamole, also asked what an enchilada was), does finger guns after a cheesy joke, shaped like an overgrown baby, always late but never accepts he is or apologises.
That's all for now.
Men wearing backpacks .
Men running with backpacks on.
When shoelaces are tied really tight and the shoe starts to bulge.
Veiny ankles.
When guys wear pop socks.
Dropping paper outside and struggling to pick it up because the wind keeps blowing it away.
Owning a pencil case.
A man with an umbrella.
When a bus stops suddenly and they lose balance.
Calling in to a radio show to speak on air.
Owning a printer.
When a guy uses the purple devil emoji.
When a guy uses the word 'cheeky.'
Owning a printer though?!!
you absolute bleeping weirdo!
duck sake, I love that
One is 33 years old, the other is 43. Stealing their hoodies? They both need to get a grip.
People who blow their noses really meekly. Give it some bleeping gusto, you sap!
I'd confiscate their hoodies, set fire to them, then consign their owners to the first bin I see
My best friend had a guy in her class who had a ratty old Mickey Mouse pencil case that had holes and tears in it. They were studying for a master’s degree so he was in his 20s at the time, he must have had this case since primary school…
I bleeping lost it at the ‘shaped like an overgrown baby’ comment
Funnily enough, no. I've just always thought it was so cringy to hear someone call in to a radio show to do a quiz or 'give a shout out to their mates'
.I know, I'm a total weirdoOwning a printer though?!!
you absolute bleeping weirdo!
duck sake, I love that
But seriously imagine a guy having a printer at home for his own personal use (not work related) and printing off stuff and changing the ink cartridges- such an ick I like this thread! Maybe I’m just old and grumpy but I hate men who copy TikTok trends. Someone kept shouting ‘emotional damage’ every time I said something slightly sarcastic and I wanted to scream.
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