"The Ick" #5

[Lana.lee]

I have more....

Running up a stairs 2 steps at a time.

Dipping a foot into a bath and deciding its too hot.

Wearing a cape in the barbers, and having their arms tucked in - I don't know why, their floating head would give me the ick.

Men owning a dressing gown.... and slippers actually.

Jumping up and down at a concert. Dear God, no.

When they have a Tesco clubcard, or any supermarket card. Also, using a coupon to pay for something.

 

[Ensay]

I have more....

Running up a stairs 2 steps at a time.

Dipping a foot into a bath and deciding its too hot.

Wearing a cape in the barbers, and having their arms tucked in - I don't know why, their floating head would give me the ick.

Men owning a dressing gown.... and slippers actually.

Jumping up and down at a concert. Dear God, no.

When they have a Tesco clubcard, or any supermarket card. Also, using a coupon to pay for something.

I think yours have made me laugh the most. Congrats.

 

[hydeist]

I have more....

Running up a stairs 2 steps at a time.

Dipping a foot into a bath and deciding its too hot.

Wearing a cape in the barbers, and having their arms tucked in - I don't know why, their floating head would give me the ick.

Men owning a dressing gown.... and slippers actually.

Jumping up and down at a concert. Dear God, no.

When they have a Tesco clubcard, or any supermarket card. Also, using a coupon to pay for something.

These are all brilliant

 

[Eeeww David!]

One is 33 years old, the other is 43. Stealing their hoodies? They both need to get a grip.

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Maybe introduce them to each other and they can share their hoodies.

 

[leigh213]

Men wearing backpacks .

Men running with backpacks on.

When shoelaces are tied really tight and the shoe starts to bulge.

Veiny ankles.

When guys wear pop socks.

Dropping paper outside and struggling to pick it up because the wind keeps blowing it away.

Owning a pencil case.

A man with an umbrella.

When a bus stops suddenly and they lose balance.

Calling in to a radio show to speak on air.

Owning a printer.

When a guy uses the purple devil emoji.

When a guy uses the word 'cheeky.'

I'm positively HOWLING at the "calling radio to speak on air"

 

[klarakluckbag]

When a guy is from Canada

Yeah, it's like they're not interesting enough to be American. Canada is so boring, I don't think anyone can name a single landmark, film or interesting famous person (not Justin Bieber) from Canada. (Apologies to any Canadians, I'm sure it's a lovely place!)

 

[Pineapple glitter]

Sorry fellas. Grooms who get emotional or cry exchanging vows or same when doing their speech, if their voice cracks or there are any tears or they're struggling to hold it together emotions wise
Honeymoon cancelled.
Google divorce lawyer.

 

[xyzcba]

Men who try to make everything sexual / or into a sexual 'joke' - bonus points if they're quite a bit older

Men who finish a joke with 'ba doom tish' as if they're playing the drums

In fact men that play air guitar or drums to a song

Men who take karaoke seriously & think they're Chris Martin

Men who don't know how to do simple tasks around the house (like changing lighbulbs)

Men that have a cat

Men that drive past the Highways Traffic Officers thinking they're police so go 70 and put both hands on the wheel (they're not police, they can't arrest you, get a move on Mr Bean)

 

[leigh213]

Men who try to make everything sexual / or into a sexual 'joke' - bonus points if they're quite a bit older

Men who finish a joke with 'ba doom tish' as if they're playing the drums

In fact men that play air guitar or drums to a song

Men who take karaoke seriously & think they're Chris Martin

Men who don't know how to do simple tasks around the house (like changing lighbulbs)

Men that have a cat

Men that drive past the Highways Traffic Officers thinking they're police so go 70 and put both hands on the wheel (they're not police, they can't arrest you, get a move on Mr Bean)

I couldn't agree more with your no 1, honestly I can see it coming from a MILE off and always cut them off at the pass. Get some other skills (sex isn't probably one of them anyways if you're always talking about it), what are you even bringing to the table?

- also men who have shaved off part of their hair and have a long piece that just hangs wherever especially hanging over the shaved patch, ew. Also when the long piece blows in the wind like a toupee that's coming detached. Likewise men who try to still do a "faux hawk" with that tiny little bit sticking up in the middle especially when they think it's becoming or hot. Cringe right outta the solar system.

- mirrored wraparound sunglasses, eugh, also sunglasses with a camo pattern. See it a lot around here unfortunately and want to move somewhere else.

-yellow teeth, come on now, pull yourself into the times. I understand it happens, I have to stay on top of teeth whitening, but just don't let them noticeably yellow. If we're expected to keep up on our appearance all the time while you sit around and just be a useless lump, how is that fair?

 

[Sheabutter]

Yeah, it's like they're not interesting enough to be American. Canada is so boring, I don't think anyone can name a single landmark, film or interesting famous person (not Justin Bieber) from Canada. (Apologies to any Canadians, I'm sure it's a lovely place!)

Lol I don’t mind the boringness one bit! I just hate that moment when I’m like “wow this person seems so down to earth, humble, and nice. I bet their mum is lovely” and then learning they’re Canadian. It feels misleading haha. Like duh, they’re going to be awesome.

There’s so many famous Canadians in America. Every time I come across one and think there’s hope for this country, I learn they’re a cultural import We made the Kardashians. That’s what we produce

I’m American btw so thank you but I don’t see how we’re interesting

ETA: Take Shawn Mendes as an example. He’s sweet, he’s charming, nice smile — or is he just Canadian!? He is!
Robbie Amell, same.
Hailey Bieber, same.
My piano teacher who I had a crush on

 

[Belle Amie]

Dipping a foot into a bath and deciding its too hot.

Men getting a bath for me. Imagine a grown man lying there in bubbles or choosing bubble bath in a shop. Even without bubbles would be gross

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men getting a bath for me. Imagine a grown man lying there in bubbles or choosing bubble bath in a shop. Even without bubbles would be gross

And his willy just floating around

 

[cuttle90]

And his willy just floating around

Willies in general - little one eyed hooded monsters , useful when you need them but other than that - just no.... haha

 

[Facehugger]

Willies in general - little one eyed hooded monsters , useful when you need them but other than that - just no.... haha

That's just killed me today, spilt my coffee all over my top laughing so much, thanks for that!

 

[klarakluckbag]

Willies in general - little one eyed hooded monsters , useful when you need them but other than that - just no.... haha

Yeah, they're not pretty, are they? I don't get why guys think women are going to love a close-up photo of their genitals? I'd rather see a photo of your dog!

 

[Lana.lee]

I think yours have made me laugh the most. Congrats.

Aw I'm so glad

I could literally write a book on the amount of icks that I have.


Also:
When a guy has finished food and licks his finger and starts picking up crumbs on his plate. Also licking the plate or bowl afterwards.

Trying on shoes and walking around the shop floor to try them out.

Eating a pot noodle.

A guy flossing his teeth really enthusiastically with a long people of floss.

When a guy is a very active twitter user, or comments excessively on Youtube videos.

Swimming hats.

Opening a yoghurt and licking the inside lid.

Looking for their seat in the cinema and not being able to see the numbers on the chair and using the torch on their phone.

Wearing the crown from inside a Christmas cracker.

When a guy eats a corn on the cob.

Counting out the exact change to pay for something.

A man who loves Nutella.

When a man has a velcro wallet.

Walking around a city using Google maps with the volume turned up.

When he eats soup and its too hot and he blows on it.

 

[265]

Eating a pot noodle.

Now you have crossed the line....

 

[Facehugger]

Now you have crossed the line....

Oh however will the human race survive captain, it's terrible intit hey! Those little one eyed hooded monsters up there will be totally redundant soon with all these icky women, they won't want to go near a bloke at all.

Or they could just make the lads wear a burka with the hole at rooster level of course

 

[MrsCranky]

Certain names give me a bit of an ick. I once got the ick by learning the surname of a guy I was seeing when his Facebook page showed up as we had mutuals. It sounded like someone gargling their throat I know it’s petty and he didn’t choose it, but ew. His first name was one of my least favourites as well…

I was once on a dating site in lockdown and told someone my name was Edna Mittelfart Flaxenhausen. I never heard from them again. Thank duck.

Barry, Rupert, Gareth or Julian are a no for me on principle!

Cuthbert, Marmaduke, Rasputin and Tarquin are a definite no no

Aw I'm so glad

I could literally write a book on the amount of icks that I have.


Also:
When a guy has finished food and licks his finger and starts picking up crumbs on his plate. Also licking the plate or bowl afterwards.

Trying on shoes and walking around the shop floor to try them out.

Eating a pot noodle.

A guy flossing his teeth really enthusiastically with a long people of floss.

When a guy is a very active twitter user, or comments excessively on Youtube videos.

Swimming hats.

Opening a yoghurt and licking the inside lid.

Looking for their seat in the cinema and not being able to see the numbers on the chair and using the torch on their phone.

Wearing the crown from inside a Christmas cracker.

When a guy eats a corn on the cob.

Counting out the exact change to pay for something.

A man who loves Nutella.

When a man has a velcro wallet.

Walking around a city using Google maps with the volume turned up.

When he eats soup and its too hot and he blows on it.

Swimming hats are awful. I can't get my hair in one. I have loads of hair. My Ick is these men in trunks too tight and men in trousers too tight that they are frog eyed. Wear things that fit you. It makes my eyes water.

 

[cuttle90]

That's just killed me today, spilt my coffee all over my top laughing so much, thanks for that!

I aim to please you're welcome haha!

Yeah, they're not pretty, are they? I don't get why guys think women are going to love a close-up photo of their genitals? I'd rather see a photo of your dog!

Exactly