"The Ick" #4

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BattleAxing

BattleAxing

holliebollie said:
My bf had a vasectomy today and told me about it after. ‘It was just kind of lying on my stomach’ 🤮🤮🤮 The thought of him having his balls massaged while his fool just lay there like some sort of deflated sausage has given me the ick. I had to change the subject.
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I once had an unsolicited fool pic where it fit this description 😅 it was limp and lying on his stomach. It was massive for a limp pen. But still, fool pic is an ick. It just appeared in the chat with no warning. Just why?!
 
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TheSilverFox

I know someone already posted about getting the ick when men fall over, still laughing about that, but I think it icks me even more when they just slip and go over on their ankle then try to style it out and carry on walking like nothing happened.
 
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GossWhore

GossWhore

The influenzah Saffron Barker had a photo saying "nom nom" and it reminded me of this guy I dated and he would write "nom nom". Idiot.

Blocked quickly. Actually blocked him because my aunt had died and he cracking jokes that i just end up blurting it out so he could stop joking around. And he said "everyone has things going around I don't want to be around your negative vibes"
 
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GossWhore

GossWhore

E84Blair said:
The new phrase "love language" is just ick.

Apparently there are four of these love languages but I've only ever seen people say "my love language is receiving gifts"

Oh really? Who the hell doesn't enjoy receiving gifts?! And congratulations on your love language being completely materialistic and selfish - what a thing to mention.
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Tbh not to be that girl. @E84Blair

But receiving gifts doesn't mean extravagant ones.

I love thoughtful gifts and ONE of my love languages is receiving gifts. Like my ex knew I loved chess (no wonder I didn't have a boyfriend during my teens lol). Anyways he got me a personalised set. Won't go into too much details but each piece was personalised to a degree with things about me that I thought he didn't even care about. It didn't cost him a bomb because he used to be a carpenter, it just took effort. I'm equally as thoughtful with gift giving with friends and family.

I DO agree with you there's multiple love languages and you don't just have one. ( TW: my bottom on is physical touch due to SA but therapy is helping)

I actually learn about love languages from my therapist and its help me understand what I need from a partner with SA my top love language is words of affirming because I never recieved that.

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To add another ick to lighten this thread:
- Men who following is larger than their followed. Stop being a thirsty witch for women
- Men who call women females. I will fight you.
- Men that have podcasts. Please never contact me again. Grown men sitting around discussing "who should pay on the first date" when you should be discussing "who's paying my receding hairline"
- Men that act like Elon Musk is the 2nd coming. He's not gonna bag you


Ps thanks for the support in my last post
Some men are vile
 
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ComeForTheX StayForTheY

ComeForTheX StayForTheY

welcomespins said:
Met a guy on an app who was obviously convinced the reason why he’s single at 40 is because he’s misunderstood by society, lived in a ‘hut in the woods’ (probably a summerhouse in his parents garden tbh, definitely had internet 😂) - we were chatting casually when he described himself as ‘a quirky little urchin’…. It’s an ick from me.
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This has MADE my day!
.....quirky little urchin
I tell you, I'm in stitches 🤣
 
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merlot

merlot

I love this thread!
I remembered a couple more, I really really really liked a lad for so long when I was 18 & he was 23 so when he asked me out I was crazy happy! Everything was great for months until one night in bed his toenail scratched my leg and that was it.
Instant ick.
Over, done. Bye. 👋

I broke his heart really bad he lost so much weight & was really ill over it. I feel bad about it now. He was such a lovely lad & I've gone out with so many bleeping morons since. Serves me right I suppose.
But seriously how hard is it to keep your toenails in check. He almost killed himself for the sake of 2 mins with the nail Clippers
 
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justheretoread99

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What a bleeping stupid idea, as the first question the therapist is going to ask is “How long have you been together?”

FFS I must sound like a right delight but men who clearly have no brain cells give me the mega ick.
 
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ComeForTheX StayForTheY

ComeForTheX StayForTheY

Haha. I'd still give them credit for a) actually writing something in the bio b) an attempt at humour and c) not listing the gym as a hobby
 
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WilmaHun

My bf posted an insta story asking for clan members to play COD with him or get sweaty on cod or something and it's made me wonder if he's really the one tbh
 
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HaggisInMyBin

There’s a handsome man I regularly see on the train. This morning he sat opposite me. 3 times I saw him putting his finger in his ear and then sniffing it. 🤮 WTF?!
 
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