"The Ick" #4

[Pinkii]

Many many years ago I had a boyfriend who, whenever he was nearing orgasm, would announce “I’m going to come shortly.”
It was the “shortly” that stapled my flaps closed every time. I had to learn to orgasm VERY quickly so I could get in there before him as there was no way in hell it was going to happen after he’d said that.

this has killed me best one on this thread i think and define ick. Don’t think i’d ever have sex with him again.

 

[klarakluckbag]

Many many years ago I had a boyfriend who, whenever he was nearing orgasm, would announce “I’m going to come shortly.”
It was the “shortly” that stapled my flaps closed every time. I had to learn to orgasm VERY quickly so I could get in there before him as there was no way in hell it was going to happen after he’d said that.

It's a bit Jacob Rees-Mogg, isn't it?

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When people describe themselves as quirky.

 

[Pink blancmange]

He had 2 photos off Google on his profile. One was the lower part of a man's face doing and the other was a baby bump

 

[ZoraZ]

Lack of left awareness

 

[Eeeww David!]

I was having lunch today and people watching as you do.

A couple at the next table came in and the guy ordered very loudly he would have the hottest wings they had. They came out and after one bite he called the waitress over to say they were not hot enough, he needed the hottest sauce they had. After a while he starts to 'glisten' and wipe his running nose. He also asked his date what her favourite designer brands were.

Classy guy trying the big 'I am' while sweating his a off in Wingz Kingz

Maybe not so much of an ick as him just being a fool.

 

[Pink blancmange]

I was talking to someone today off of Tinder, he asked last time I dated someone, I said a month ago, you? He replied 'a couple of months ago : (. That sad face just done it for me. Instantly unmatched.

 

[JOHN1967]

Someone posted earlier about splitting the bill with their husband. Why, I don't get it. It's not like you are bf and gf you are married so why split the bill.

Maybe I am missing something, but don't get this at all.

 

[welcomespins]

When people describe themselves as quirky.

Met a guy on an app who was obviously convinced the reason why he’s single at 40 is because he’s misunderstood by society, lived in a ‘hut in the woods’ (probably a summerhouse in his parents garden tbh, definitely had internet ) - we were chatting casually when he described himself as ‘a quirky little urchin’…. It’s an ick from me.

 

[GemAitch]

Shoes without socks... and men who cross their legs, like the fella looking at the camera

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Seeing a man's bare ankles is so disgusting and indecent. I also feel traumatised by men who wear the invisible socks

I once went on a date with someone who choked on their food. Was mortified. Never saw him again after that Oh and my husband once tripped over and fell on the ground, almost dumped him for that. Major ick

 

[petitspois]

Someone posted earlier about splitting the bill with their husband. Why, I don't get it. It's not like you are bf and gf you are married so why split the bill.

Maybe I am missing something, but don't get this at all.

Because loads of couples don’t have joint accounts.

 

[HoGi]

Someone posted earlier about splitting the bill with their husband. Why, I don't get it. It's not like you are bf and gf you are married so why split the bill.

Maybe I am missing something, but don't get this at all.

We have a joint account but that's for bills and house stuff.

We both earn decent money and only transfer a set amount of that to the joint account.

When we are out we use our own money to buy things and pay for meals.

I don't expect him to pay for everything but I don't like the discussion about paying for things in public it gives me the ick.

I would rather he just pays and then I ping him half when home.

ETA and why split? Because I believe in equality and we know from the unpopular opinions thread you don’t

 

[Pink blancmange]

One length buzz cut where its all fuzzy. Gross.

 

[HowlOwl]

One length buzz cut where its all fuzzy. Gross.

I really don’t like skin fade haircuts where it reveals loads of pasty-white head and neck. I used to take my son to a barber’s (he has to put up with me doing it now) and they would spend ages on a person’s haircut, with hardly any hair left at the end.

 

[bottombanana]

One length buzz cut where its all fuzzy. Gross.

when it’s grown out slightly and all one length. They look like lego men

 

[nothanksbabes]

I hate dividing pennies. I find it really awkward and would rather fork out for the entire meal between two than sit there dividing who had what. Even eating out with friends I feel weird doing it.

Was on the train and a trio of toff nosed, city type men sat down. They didn’t look short of money judging by their clothing and manner but they were using a calculator on a phone to divide around £16 for sandwiches. I overheard one pipe up that his was only £3.60 and he will not pay anymore than that. There was a small kerfuffle over it. I think my fan would grow a pair of hands and sew itself shut if I had a man who divided pennies.

More well off people are the worst. I was a PA for some senior solicitors and often arranged meals and stuff and they were so bleeping cheap. Embarassing.

 

[BattleAxing]

Yes I’ve noticed! My brother is also what I would call a city bod in a very well paid career and is really tight and cheap! To the point of embarrassment. No wonder why he is still single because I can seriously picture him whipping out his calculator on a date. I am more of meals on me this time but next time it’s on you sort of person and I’m not very well off at all.

 

[Phil McCrackin]

Men that do up both buttons on a suit jacket

 

[Spoke]

I had a fling with a dj once and all he would talk about was how amazing he was and that he was like some superstar dj. Don’t get me wrong he’s a popular dj around here but get over yourself. Good in bed though

Are you from the south coast by any chance? Or are there more big ego DJs who are good in bed in the world?

 

[holliebollie]

My bf had a vasectomy today and told me about it after. ‘It was just kind of lying on my stomach’ The thought of him having his balls massaged while his fool just lay there like some sort of deflated sausage has given me the ick. I had to change the subject.