"The Ick" #4

[nothanksbabes]

This icked me badly.

I've never met a man like this who wasnt an abusive, manipulative hole.

 

[merlot]

Another one ive remembered. This boy I started seeing became a bit OTT.. Lied about his age said he was older & his mother rang me to invite me to his 20th birthday & he'd told me he was 23 (I was 21) thought that was a bit weird, but I wasnt too icked, I think he was a virgin, but pretended he wasn't as when we first did the deed he really didn't know what he was doing, then the ick started.. We were having a bit of a snog, well, he had really big nostrils, like really big & my nose piercing got caught under his nostril & his big stupid nostril actually pulled out my piercing! That's when I just knew

He had a bath at my flat & I'm sure he tried to drown my cat.. he insisted she fell in the bath, but you know when you just think naaah mate. Something just wasn't on the level so I ended it & he started sending me poems & songs every day... in the mail & they were sprayed really heavily with cool waters aftershave I can't even smell that now without thinking of him. It was overbearing! I must have received over 100 letters & songs & poems. bleeping Weirdo.
Then he left the country & I have no idea where he went but I bumped into him some 15 years later & he had a new name, pretended he didn't know me but then started hounding me again!
Absolute bleeping nut job.

 

[GossWhore]

Reading all these icks and my friends who are in relationships wonder what it's like dating in 2022

GC explains it best

 

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I’ve just come across a bumble profile where in his bio is lists his Facebook name, Instagram name and Snapchat name. Ffs
Noooo I’ve just swiped no to him and it said I just missed a potential match

 

[265]

Talking of the GC, she gave me the ICK when a story came out in which she is
whinging about not having a holiday for over 2 years....

 

[Agent Cooper]

People who don’t like hot drinks and picky eaters in general, especially if they think not eating a certain food makes them quirky or special.

 

[HowlOwl]

People who don’t like hot drinks and picky eaters in general, especially if they think not eating a certain food makes them quirky or special.

If we have family visitors and they just have water, do they hate our coffee or tea? Are our mugs not clean enough? Whhhyy? (I get that they may not want caffeine, milk, heat or whatever).

 

[unidentified]

If we have family visitors and they just have water, do they hate our coffee or tea? Are our mugs not clean enough? Whhhyy? (I get that they may not want caffeine, milk, heat or whatever).

Haha I hate tea and never had a coffee

 

[nothanksbabes]

Fussy eaters are the ultimate ick for me. Fair enough some people have various issues that limit their food choices, but for the average person with nowt wrong other than the fact they need to grow up... no.

Men who won't eat vegetables. Are you a toddler? Do you want me to cut your food up into little pieces and feed you? Shall we sing some nursery rhymes?

 

[PrincessCharming]

Men discussing their feelings/relationships. Ick.

This is why I can’t watch any of the dating shows

 

[Pinkii]

You guys all make me laugh. Surprised anyone ever gets in a relationship really

I would love to see a male version of this thread. I bet some of the stuff i do will be on that list

 

[Itsmedoctortea]

A girl i work with does this sucking through her teeth thing almost like she has food stuck but no no its all the bloody time. She is also a really loud drinker...big gulp then a swallow like the whole world has disappeared in there too

 

[Hastaggifted]

Haha I hate tea and never had a coffee

Me too! The smell of coffee is

 

[follyol]

This thread has me in tears. I’m an incredibly intolerant person (my boyfriend just about gets away with it but still gives me the ick sometimes I can’t lie!) and most things people do give me the ick I’ll be honest. My list is incredibly long but top ones are:

- Men who stick their tongues out in photos. My friends husband does this in pics all the time- he works in tech and is 35 years old and I just think grow up!! It’s embarrassing. I’d block him if he were my husband tbh.

- men who wear jeans with smart brown shoes just no.

- men walking around the house in trousers with no socks. Something about men’s feet is repulsive to me! Sorry but I do not want to ever see your hairy toes. Makes me shudder and not in a good way.

- men with small hands. Ok they can’t help this one but still. My boss has the smallest hands I’ve ever seen and honestly it’s quite hard for me to take him seriously whenever I catch a glimpse of them.

- men in dressing gowns. As a man, why are you wrapping up?!

- men falling over. My boyfriend text me to say he fell down our stairs the other day when I was out of the house. The thought of him lying at the bottom of the stairs in pain gave me the biggest ICK! I could barely bring myself to respond to his message.

I have many others but don’t want to take over the page lol.

 

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@follyol the last one made me cackle out loud. A proper cackle/lol.


Why does he think we care about his family connections in Dubai?! Brag off

 

[265]

You guys all make me laugh. Surprised anyone ever gets in a relationship really

I would love to see a male version of this thread. I bet some of the stuff i do will be on that list

No point really, since 1percent of the forum is male so I just post my ick's here.

 

[Facehugger]

I've so been re-icked today. We had people being shown round at work for interviews. One was eye candy but good god, a wimpy squeaker! The voice just did not go with the man. I had to make out I was busy, couldn't cope

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Men discussing their feelings/relationships. Ick.

I assume that doesn't mean discussing their relationship with you or feelings with regards to you, if you're together.

 

[klarakluckbag]

One of my exes had a really cute mate, and whenever we saw each other, we used to exchange glances, and sometimes have a little flirty talk on the quiet. A year or so later, after I'd split with the ex, I was talking about this guy to a friend at work, it turned out that she'd been friends with him for years. She mentioned me to him, and he invited us round to his place. He lived with his dad, who was away for work a lot, the house was nice, but messy, a proper dudes place. Unfortunately, cute guy was a big fan of tarantulas, and he had several lovely "pets" in glass tanks.
At the promise of a bag with cute guy, I was prepared to put up with the arachnids, I'm not bothered by them as such (I wouldn't hold one in my hand!), and he was really, REALLY cute. But when he took the lid off one of the tanks, and started poking one of the spiders with a stick to make it run around.....nope. Instant ick. I just thought he was a proper twit, it put me right off. Poor spider!

 

[CherryAcid]

Everything about this account gives me the ick.

She is trolling right?