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ThreeSteaksPam

ThreeSteaksPam

I used to work with a lad who was tighter than a submarine door. I remember when I left this particular company, about 10 of us went out for a meal and drinks. He just ordered a starter and asked for it to come out when the rest of us were having our main. He devoured it in 2 minutes flat and then proceeded to start hoovering leftovers from the rest of our plates. And it wasn’t because he was struggling for money either, he just didn’t want to pay for a main meal. 🥴 He also refused to ever contribute to anyones birthday collection (which I can’t fault him for tbh, they’re the bane of my bleeping life) but was quite happy to have one when his own birthday rolled around. 😒

I had no idea this guy was still living rent free in my head until just now but all this talk of bill splitting has clearly picked the scab off an old wound. 🤣
 
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CherryAcid

CherryAcid

under the ivy said:
I’m dating a DJ and he talks in DJ speak to me, he’s just said I can come over and ‘lay down tracks’. Honey are we working on the railway
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I had a fling with a dj once and all he would talk about was how amazing he was and that he was like some superstar dj. Don’t get me wrong he’s a popular dj around here but get over yourself. Good in bed though 😂
 
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Lahne

Many many years ago I had a boyfriend who, whenever he was nearing orgasm, would announce “I’m going to come shortly.”
It was the “shortly” that stapled my flaps closed every time. I had to learn to orgasm VERY quickly so I could get in there before him as there was no way in hell it was going to happen after he’d said that.
 
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Lahne

Also, I once went on a few dates with a woman and went back to her house for some food one evening. It turned out that she ate her food off a tray in front of the TV. Now, while I prefer a table I will often eat on the sofa in front of the TV, but the TRAY coming out (which was a proper old person one with a cushion type thing attached to the bottom of it so it’s comfortable in your lap) sucked every last bit of moisture from my nether regions and I never went out with her again.

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That is so grim.
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RIGHT?
 
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Grizzlybear

Grizzlybear

Lahne said:
Many many years ago I had a boyfriend who, whenever he was nearing orgasm, would announce “I’m going to come shortly.”
It was the “shortly” that stapled my flaps closed every time. I had to learn to orgasm VERY quickly so I could get in there before him as there was no way in hell it was going to happen after he’d said that.
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Right I sprayed tea EVERYWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭
 
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hol20x

Lahne said:
Many many years ago I had a boyfriend who, whenever he was nearing orgasm, would announce “I’m going to come shortly.”
It was the “shortly” that stapled my flaps closed every time. I had to learn to orgasm VERY quickly so I could get in there before him as there was no way in hell it was going to happen after he’d said that.
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I am deceased. 💀
 
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Facehugger

Facehugger

Lahne said:
Also, I once went on a few dates with a woman and went back to her house for some food one evening. It turned out that she ate her food off a tray in front of the TV. Now, while I prefer a table I will often eat on the sofa in front of the TV, but the TRAY coming out (which was a proper old person one with a cushion type thing attached to the bottom of it so it’s comfortable in your lap) sucked every last bit of moisture from my nether regions and I never went out with her again.


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That, my friend, is even worse when done by a middle aged man, I can promise you!! 🤣
 
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Wowitsme

I have a new one. My boyfriend just called and told me he fell over and banged his head. The image of him falling on the floor just gave me the ick 😐😂
 
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it’s not been changed?!

it’s not been changed?!

Facehugger said:
No, midget gems, those little mini wine gum hard sweetie things. One little tit always used to have them in his pack up at school and sit firing them at everyone else 🤣🤣
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Yeh, they’re the ones 😂 it was so strange. It was a big bag and holding it next to his face and grinning.
 
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ChampagneBox

Lahne said:
Also, I once went on a few dates with a woman and went back to her house for some food one evening. It turned out that she ate her food off a tray in front of the TV. Now, while I prefer a table I will often eat on the sofa in front of the TV, but the TRAY coming out (which was a proper old person one with a cushion type thing attached to the bottom of it so it’s comfortable in your lap) sucked every last bit of moisture from my nether regions and I never went out with her again.


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me and my oh eat off these trays every single night 😂😭😭😭
 
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