"The Ick" #4

[Radio Star]

A man at the cinema did that awkward ducking / crouching/ tiptoeing run past the screen

Men looking embarrassed give be the biggest ick. I was once making out with a guy on a park bench and a park guard came shouting at us. The guy looked embarrassed and blushed and said he was sorry and I got such a big ick that I could not proceed

 

[busybody]

People constantly sniffing! Get a tissue fgs

 

[JOHN1967]

People constantly sniffing! Get a tissue fgs

Guilty, I do that, even when my nose is totally dry.

 

[lemonlime]

Clumsy guys. A man who is constantly knocking tit down, spilling stuff and looking lost in his surroundings ignite some kind of anger in me I can't explain lol, get it together.

 

[Blossom303]

This goes for both genders but people who text u repeatedly first but then after they can barely hold a convo like why bother

 

[Boadicea1]

People who make a lot of noise drinking out of straws, especially if they are pushed into a paper cup. Makes me so angry.

 

[265]

women who don't flush the loo after a piss,

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

women who don't flush the loo after a piss,

Men who don't clean the lavatory seat/floor after?

 

[Facehugger]

women who don't flush the loo after a piss,

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down. Water meter owners all know this!

 

[Bobbleowl90]

I was crossing the road after work and waiting for the green man. I thought how embarrassing it would be to get run over. Like, I can’t cross the road properly or something. Then I thought it’s a massive ick for me. A man who got run over. Told my husband he thought I was absolutely ridiculous

 

[AshMay]

I was crossing the road after work and waiting for the green man. I thought how embarrassing it would be to get run over. Like, I can’t cross the road properly or something. Then I thought it’s a massive ick for me. A man who got run over. Told my husband he thought I was absolutely ridiculous

Nearly spat out my coffee

You're so right though, imagining them in the road like...

 

[Ceejay23]

I was crossing the road after work and waiting for the green man. I thought how embarrassing it would be to get run over. Like, I can’t cross the road properly or something. Then I thought it’s a massive ick for me. A man who got run over. Told my husband he thought I was absolutely ridiculous

I'm absolutely crying with laughter over this

 

[justheretoread99]

Or imagining them causing car crash. Not a bad one, just a little bump. I’d be mortified and would run away as he gets out to inspect the damage and exchange insurance details.

 

[fastfairynnn]

Men in skinny jeans, like really really tight ones, especially if they have no socks on. Sorry it just makes me feel so sick and it really stresses me out to think how they will get the skinny jeans off

 

[mehere]

Men with ear piercings I’ve never liked those stretched lobe piercings on either gender but on the tube this morning saw a man with a small forward helix hoop and under the tube lights it was dazzling and put me right off

The irony - I love small ear pericings and have a few myself

 

[Dogtanian]

Clumsy guys. A man who is constantly knocking tit down, spilling stuff and looking lost in his surroundings ignite some kind of anger in me I can't explain lol, get it together.

This is so me, I'm basically the living embodiment of Mr Clumsy. Leave me in the kitchen for ten minutes and I'll manage to drop bowls, plates and ingredients everywhere and the cupboard doors will be hanging off their hinges.

 

[lemonlime]

I was crossing the road after work and waiting for the green man. I thought how embarrassing it would be to get run over. Like, I can’t cross the road properly or something. Then I thought it’s a massive ick for me. A man who got run over. Told my husband he thought I was absolutely ridiculous

This is the hottest take on this thread, I'm crying

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

Men in skinny jeans, like really really tight ones, especially if they have no socks on. Sorry it just makes me feel so sick and it really stresses me out to think how they will get the skinny jeans off

Or even better, how they get them on! Jumping about trying to pull them up

 

[Bobbleowl90]

Nearly spat out my coffee

You're so right though, imagining them in the road like...

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Exactly! Imagine cancelling all your plans because he’s got a broken leg. “Why what happened?” “He stepped in front of a car without looking”. The shame.

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

I never want this “getting run over” discussion to end, it absolutely creases me every time I get a notification for this thread.