Just saw some referring to Facebook as "book of faces" - new ick unlocked 
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Are we pals cos I refer to my ex as needle foolcrying! Going to send this to my friend who has an ex boyfriend we used to call “pencil willy”
This is what a tall gangly Tory type will ask you on a date ‘do you have book of face?’ And whip out his phone to add you there and thenJust saw some referring to Facebook as "book of faces" - new ick unlocked
Many years ago I had a huge crush on a lad, we were late teens. We were part of a big group of friends and one night we went out on a night out and all stayed in a hotel.
In our room, there was me and him and about 3 other friends. We were drinking and hanging out and then he suddenly (whilst lying down) farted really loudly. I was shocked and quite put off...but it got much worse! He just kept farting all night! Lifting his leg up and everything. Really killed my crush on him.
In our room, there was me and him and about 3 other friends. We were drinking and hanging out and then he suddenly (whilst lying down) farted really loudly. I was shocked and quite put off...but it got much worse! He just kept farting all night! Lifting his leg up and everything. Really killed my crush on him.
And viewable only through a microscope.
Give me girth anyday baby
Just found these threads and have a lot of catching up to do!
Mine are (in no particular order):
*Licking their knife when eating
*Long fingernails (men)
*Moustache longer than the top edge of their top lip
*Ordering from Wish
*Talking too much during sex
*Men in vests
*Men with more than the top button of their shirt undone
Mine are (in no particular order):
*Licking their knife when eating
*Long fingernails (men)
*Moustache longer than the top edge of their top lip
*Ordering from Wish
*Talking too much during sex
*Men in vests
*Men with more than the top button of their shirt undone
I don't know why this one is so funny*Ordering from Wish
This makes me DIE*Moustache longer than the top edge of their top lip
How can they not see it!
Guys who assume they make you nervous. Especially the ones who keep asking " are you nervous right now?" " well what about when I move closer??" *moves closer*.
You're not God's gift, for one and two, I don't even like you and this date isn't even going well. F off.
You're not God's gift, for one and two, I don't even like you and this date isn't even going well. F off.
That sounds like they're subtly threatening you.
Just say "no need for me to feel nervous, I carry a taser with me 24/7, now tell me are you feeling nervous right now."
you can tell they're just chomping at the bit to get compliments or to hear back that they're attractive or that you like them. It's like a clip out of Love Island, really.
It's such a major ick for me, it's only happened once or twice, but it's just asinine every time.
Met a guy once who could only be described as having a button mushroom. I ran.
I once slept with a guy who had a mole/birth mark thing on his willy it was the weirdest thing I ever did see 
I think I have a duty to try to persevere when faced with a 
, I always think it's the same as a man doing a runner when faced with a woman's labia that aren't porn perfect.
, I always think it's the same as a man doing a runner when faced with a woman's labia that aren't porn perfect.I salute you.I think I have a duty to try to persevere when faced with a
I have done the same but I find it hard to feign enthusiasm. Mostly because I think deep down they know it's a sham.
oh yeah, not sure what my face was giving away for sure.....I salute you.
I have done the same but I find it hard to feign enthusiasm. Mostly because I think deep down they know it's a sham.
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