“The Ick” #3

[aimzalicious]

He went out to work at 5am and came home at about 1pm. I slept, watched tennis on his Sky TV and smoked cigarettes. When he was there we had sex, (I wanna barf), or he'd wank off his mushroom over my boobs. He had a very long and thin penis with a ridiculously disproportionate glans. He would cook Chicken Dippers for us. It's all he ate. He had nothing else in. I ordered food for us a few times because I wouldn't have been able to shit living like that for a week.

He owned the house outright though he had a low-paid job because he'd purchased it with inheritance. He had odd priorities. No washing machine but Sky TV and every games console you can imagine. I got out of the shower one day and asked for a towel. He said I should have brought my own. I used one of his briefly until I realised it was either filthy or had been washed and dried very slowly - it stank of mildew. After that I dried myself on spare clothes I'd brought. Additionally the place had no heating. Oh and he wouldn't let me into the spare room.

My period came on while I was there and completely ruined his mattress. I felt bad until he ghosted me when I got home. Meanwhile I met my now husband! He caught wind of me seeing someone, presumably from stalking my twitter, and tried to ingratiate himself again. I led him up the garden path, with hub's knowledge, so that I could eventually tell him to fuck himself. Sometimes I check his twitter and he hasn't evolved at all. This was over a decade ago so he's in his late 30s.

He thought he was deep because he enjoyed films with Manic Pixie Dream Girls in. Lame. I know now he was only interested because I was unstable, big titted with red hair - things he fetishised.

 

[Evabee]

I once dated a guy who said delicious right after he orgasmed.
Instant ick, it made me shrivel

 

[justapossum]

Some of you might be offended, but grown adults who are obsessed with Disney give me the ick

 

[Daisymai]

I slept with a guy who kept his socks on and then ‘finished’ all over me. He then took off one of his sweaty socks and gave it to me so I could clean up If that was not traumatic enough, he spent the next hour playing me clips of him singing with his band off his phone.

I waited until he was asleep and then ran out of his house and took a train home in the middle of the night.

 

[PinkMariner]

I love this thread!
I could write the biggest list of things by husband does that give me the Ick, but bizarrely I still love him to death and wouldn't want to be without him. I'll start with the biggest

- He tells me the most boring tales from work, and then repeats everything, but backwards. For example "At work today, Dave was going to put the kettle on but it was empty. It was empty. The kettle. No water in it! So I told him!"
- Laughs in a fucking irritating way that turns into a cough. learn to breath for fucks sake.
- Refuses to wear anything on his feet in the house so I am subjected to his gnarly toenails.
- He is a morning person, he wakes up and talks. This morning, his very first words to me were "guess how much Petrol is on the motorway today". I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT, ESPECIALLY AT 5.45AM!

That'll do for now, or I might talk myself out of love with him! lol

 

[babynice]

Hhhhmmmmmm. What was that like.

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Just when I was beginning to forget!

I have so many icks about this guy it’s unbelievable!

-He was constantly sending me screenshots of messages from his family group chat. Nice people but I don’t want to know!

-In Tesco he would always ask to use his club card for my shopping even if it was €2s worth. I don’t know why this annoyed me so much.

-He told me before I started staying at his house he rarely changed the bed sheets. (Needless to say I didn’t stay there too many times)

-He used to tuck football jerseys into his jeans and then wear a hoodie over it.

-Anytime he wasn’t wearing shoes he would walk around on the ball of his feet, like he was tip toeing around.

-He told me a very bad fight broke out between his housemates and he ran upstairs and locked himself in his room

-When he was in the cinema he would laugh out loud and react very loudly to anything that was happening. It was so cringe.

-The last time I slept with him he stopped in the middle of it and said to me “you seem to like it when I thrust”. I actually did not like anything about it and literally wanted to die. This was the last straw for me.

-When I did finally end it I blocked him as a felt he was the kind of guy who wouldn’t stop texting me. A week later I got a series of long emails telling why he thought we had stopped seeing each other. Any reason I gave he disagreed with. He told me he would do anything to get me back. It was all a bit much.

-I saw him back on tinder and he was lying about his height, saying he is almost half a foot taller than he is. He’s quite short.

 

[holliebollie]

These men have no chance in life I’ve just had a potential date text me ‘I’m sure YOUR not fat’... he’s thirty fucking nine. You learn ‘you’re’ and ‘your’ at school at 6 years old and there is no excuse to spell it incorrectly. I let him off once thinking it was a typo and he’s brought shame to my door again. I don’t even want to go on a date now.

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Men who have their hair cut too often.

Men who put on a more butch voice for their mates.

Men calling me "mate". I don't fancy you either. Calm down.

A brief romance. First time back at his, snogging and he whispered, "can I fuck you in the cunt?".

My late partner once woke in the middle of the night, scratched his arsehole and sniffed it. He had his eyes shut but I saw the whole thing. It doesn't taint our time together but I wish I had told him I had witnessed it haha.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

I’ve come straight on here as soon as I’ve received this message off my match on bumble. So he extended the match so I had an extra 24 hours to send him a message, so I thought he must be keen but the we have only sent a couple of messages and the chat is so boring. His profile says he is looking for “something casual” so I asked him what he was exactly looking for and he’s replied saying “a regular chat, a laugh and a naked cuddle would be nice x” NAKED CUDDLE!! He’s 41 years old!!

I had to edit this twice for all the typos I was rushing.

 

[CherryAcid]

Help I’ve got the ick with a close family member, not in a weird incesutous way but they said something to me that pissed me off now I can’t even look at them/ can’t bear to talk to them without being salty how do I get over it??

This reminds of the time I was living at home and my Uncle Nobhead came to visit with my young male cousin. My cousin had one of those giant jawbreakers and my uncle was like "make sure you lick it good, that will benefit you later in life" and winked. I was sat there with my friend and we were both mortified.

 

[summacc]

Went on a date with a guy once, nice enough guy we already knew each other prior for a couple of years before we actually tried to have a romantic relationship. He took me out to Costa for coffee for our first “date” cool, coffee is always good, well he got a latte and a muffin and when his latte was half finished he crumbled all the muffin into small pieces, dumped them into the mug then began swirling and mashing them round the glass along with the liquid till it was a mushy weird mess then started spooning it out like pudding and eating it, he even asked me if I wanted to try, I declined.
That was our first and last date

 

[whisperchat]

ICK STORY
In December of 2017 me and my friend went out in London and got absolutely smashed, some how during the night we met this guy who took a liking to me and I gave him my number... (I don't even remember meeting him) but when I woke up in the morning he had text me and whatsapped me and put a picture of me and him on Instagram with a caption 'just my type, lucky boy last night x' (I think he asked his mate to take a sneaky pic of us without me knowing, I also think he admitted that when I asked him lol) now when I say I wanted the ground to eat me alive I'm not exaggerating. Anyway, as the days went on and it got closer to Christmas this guy was the biggest ICK inducing person I have ever met in my life. He found me on snapchat, added me, sent pictures of his feet in bed saying 'wish you were here babe' then he would go on about how he had 2 jobs and was always hard on the grind, he worked at the card factory and an arcade in the evenings... on his break he would send me a picture of a sausage roll from Greggs and a monster energy drink.. with a caption 'need this, but need you more babe lol x' ick ick ick.

He said to me that he would pay for my taxi if I came to his house. He kept trying to use innuendos at every opportunity he could, he didn't leave me alone! even after I blocked him he found his way back and sent me a video of him opera singing. I don't know how else to explain him other than just one just walking ICK. He spoke like Jonathan Ross too, couldn't pronounce his R's. I'm sorry I know people can't help it but when you have a guy like that who sits there and messages you 100 times a day about how he could see himself falling for you because you're just his type babes.. you have no sympathy. He tried to make me jealous once by putting up a picture of this girl he worked with, holding up a picture of him on her phone posing on a night out saying that she fancied him.. (how much persuading he had to do, to get her to do that I don't know lol)

If there's anything else I remember this guy doing, I'll put it down, me and my friend do laugh about this situation now though.. I only met him once, but he ended up blocking me because he got the hump that I didn't take him up on his offer of a taxi to his house. Thinking back the guy was actually harmless, just soooo icky.

Also, I must say, I never led the guy on, from the moment I sobered up and realised what an idiot I was drunkenly giving out my number I messaged him back and told him there wasn't a chance and I apologised but he just never got it..

 

[Itsmerahrah]

I went on a date with a guy once, when we got to the restaurant the man on the cloak room asked for my coat, the date took stepped in and made me give it him so he could pass it over- strange!

I then went to the bathroom & whilst I was in there he had followed me & picked a single flower out of the bouquet on a side table. When I walked out of the door he was stood grinning holding the flower & walked me back to the table

 

[Jersey Girl]

Met a guy on a trip and stayed in touch. We finally managed to arrange him coming to my home town (before I moved to Jersey) and the job I did gave me fantastic hotel discounts, so I booked one of the best. He turned up in his work van and all I saw was this old K reg transit parked in between lovely, classy cars. Should have run then. He took a shower but I could see him through mirror and open door; he had shaved his entire body a few days before so he now looked like a paunchy scrubbing brush. He then proceeded to start apply talc all over making him look like the pilsbury dough boy. I'm coming out in hives reliving this- too many icks in 1 experience. Oh, he was also proud to admit that he drove 5 miles to the nearest Sainsbury's to swap his 10p bag for life as his had a hole in it.

 

[Pink blancmange]

I live in a flat with a video intercom, my fwb came over the other night and I got the ick when I saw him just standing outside, looking lost, waiting to be let in

 

[PrincessCharming]

I’m sure I mentioned it in the first thread but back in the early nineties I had a guy turn up to a blind date with a shell suit and dress shoes on. I couldn’t even stand him up because he saw me arriving in the taxi. Huge ick.

 

[petitspois]

These men have no chance in life I’ve just had a potential date text me ‘I’m sure YOUR not fat’... he’s thirty fucking nine. You learn ‘you’re’ and ‘your’ at school at 6 years old and there is no excuse to spell it incorrectly. I let him off once thinking it was a typo and he’s brought shame to my door again. I don’t even want to go on a date now.

that made me laugh that you're more concerned about his grammar than his insult

 

[Jaxsacoont]

I had a major ick the other day... joined a video call and one of the participants had obviously forgotten his camera was on. He was scratching his nads and then sniffed... then LICKED his fingers. Manky bastard!

 

[WilmaHun]

My partner sometimes feels the need to say ”yo bruvva” when he answers the phone to his chavvy mate and its enough to make me never wanna shag him again

 

[HelloStereo]

Once i was on a date with a guy and he opened his instagram to show me something and the first picture that came up on his home screen was some bikini photoshoot thing with three girls off an insta account called something like hot babes daily.

I never spoke to him again after that date because it just cringed me so bad. Imagining him sat on Instagram searching for that account and following it thinking 'oooh yes I want to see hot babes daily'

This reminds me of a time I went on a date with a guy. Went back to his house and decided to watch tv which was set up as his laptop projecting an image onto the wall opposite. As soon as he switched on his laptop a porn video started playing.