Long and thin goes too far in,
Short and thick does the trick
crying! Going to send this to my friend who has an ex boyfriend we used to call “pencil willy” 
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crying! Going to send this to my friend who has an ex boyfriend we used to call “pencil willy” 
I'm actually vegan now
They make vegan dippers but the shape of them takes me back to bad times 
OMG I remember my Grandma saying that once when she’d had a few too many drinksLong and thin goes too far in,
Short and thick does the trick
His willy sounds like a microphone.
I cannot get this mushroom image out of my head. I'm done forThat is exactly it.
Additionally he had a very strong accent, (I won't give away the region), and whenever my husband wants to wind me up he puts the accent on
No really, give me bleach for every orifice.
It's funny because it's a true
Pencil willy
I'd rather her than me!! Haha.
Try a near 44 year old who still does this.
Forever 21 inside.
a man screaming, I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER at shop assistants
Gamers. I know other women who game who get pissed at me for this, but I feel what I feel. I'm biased because I'm divorced from a gaming addict.
If I see a guy even remotely putting out vibes that he spends a lot of time gaming to the point he has a headset or special monitor for it, I'm gone LIKE THE WIND.
Besides hygiene and some of the other vile stuff mentioned here, this one's at the top for me. I don't think anybody wants to feel second to something like that, and it really does become all-consuming for many adult men even though they insist it's "just a hobby".
My Dad has been doing a little food delivery on the side and has a tale of this guy he brings food to, sometimes multiple times on the same weekend, and the guy answers the door with a headset on, the same clothes, unbathed and unkempt and his apartment is all dark with blackout curtains. And my Dad told me right away " I bet your ex is about to turn out like this guy" and we both agreed it was just appalling how someone could do that, and just dwindle their life away winning fake badges.
Oh my, I've really let fly tonight. Sorry all
If I see a guy even remotely putting out vibes that he spends a lot of time gaming to the point he has a headset or special monitor for it, I'm gone LIKE THE WIND.
Besides hygiene and some of the other vile stuff mentioned here, this one's at the top for me. I don't think anybody wants to feel second to something like that, and it really does become all-consuming for many adult men even though they insist it's "just a hobby".
My Dad has been doing a little food delivery on the side and has a tale of this guy he brings food to, sometimes multiple times on the same weekend, and the guy answers the door with a headset on, the same clothes, unbathed and unkempt and his apartment is all dark with blackout curtains. And my Dad told me right away " I bet your ex is about to turn out like this guy" and we both agreed it was just appalling how someone could do that, and just dwindle their life away winning fake badges.
Oh my, I've really let fly tonight. Sorry all
I agree with this one. It just seems so regressive to me - get out in the real world rather than a game.
I know loads disagree with this viewpoint but it is the ick after all!
When people repost/retweet competitions to win something.
Fair play to them if they win - but it just gives me the ick
Fair play to them if they win - but it just gives me the ick
I only have the ick for men who play FIFA like they're really a footballer and it's important, or who only own Call of Duty and scream at it
I had a major ick the other day... joined a video call and one of the participants had obviously forgotten his camera was on. He was scratching his nads and then sniffed... then LICKED his fingers. Manky b!
Did anyone say anything? I wouldn’t have been able to keep quiet!
There was a look of absolute horror on everyone's faces. Someone let him know via the chat that he was a "dirty fucker" and then his camera went off!
Men who wear braided anklets!! I saw a guy wearing one I. the supermarket car park with shorts and trainers!
Hahaha I agree with this one! I sometimes enter these on Instagram but if I have to post on my story I hide my story from anyone I’m texting/seeing as I know it would put me off if it were the other way roundWhen people repost/retweet competitions to win something.
Fair play to them if they win - but it just gives me the ick
Just seen this on Instagram and it instantly made me think of this thread! Howling
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