“The Ick” #3

[holliebollie]

I got the ick once with a really lovely bf… who is now affectionately known as Toblerone bits. He got on top and they were literally DANGLING. He probably wondered why I was so keen to do all the work after that

 

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Yea wth we all know one of the sexiest things a guy can do it turn and put his arm across the back of the passenger seat as he reversed.

I couldn’t date someone who didn’t drive. I did it for many years in a long distance, long term relationship, and it was very frustrating. He was able to drink and I wasn’t, he expected to be chauffeured places etc.

 

[StrawberryCream]

My fella has a dart board in the kitchen and sometimes he plays with the door shut and I can hear him go ‘oooooooone hunnnnndreeed andddd eeeeeeeigghttty’ and my fairy shrivels up

Are you my dads girlfriend

 

[watermelon sugar]

Are you my dads girlfriend

I hope not

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I was seeing a bloke and we’d been dating a while. I stayed over and he brushed his teeth. And started wretching. And didn’t stop. I thought. Nerves. But no. Every time he brushed his teeth he gagged. I just couldn’t. Lying in bed listening to him make cat with hair ball noises. Ick!!

 

[WilmaHun]

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

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The same toothbrush ick guy didn’t like my dog. A collie. But more to the point she couldn’t stand him. I wish I’d listened as he turned out to be horrible.
My now partner of 10yrs. She took 1 look at him and that was it. Love. She WAS my dog but I lost her that day . So dogs know

 

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Dog tag necklaces

 

[Jersey Girl]

Finally I can howl out loud at this thread as he's out for the evening!!!

 

[mehere]

When a guy has really hairy hands and especially hairy knuckles don’t get me wrong I love hair on a man (within reason) but I think manscaping hands should be normalised

 

[Jersey Girl]

Met a guy on a trip and stayed in touch. We finally managed to arrange him coming to my home town (before I moved to Jersey) and the job I did gave me fantastic hotel discounts, so I booked one of the best. He turned up in his work van and all I saw was this old K reg transit parked in between lovely, classy cars. Should have run then. He took a shower but I could see him through mirror and open door; he had shaved his entire body a few days before so he now looked like a paunchy scrubbing brush. He then proceeded to start apply talc all over making him look like the pilsbury dough boy. I'm coming out in hives reliving this- too many icks in 1 experience. Oh, he was also proud to admit that he drove 5 miles to the nearest Sainsbury's to swap his 10p bag for life as his had a hole in it.

 

[37BBL]

Blokes who struggle to pull off any casual type of look and think casual is a buttoned up shirt and a pair of slacks.
I work with a few men who I found attractive, until lockdown and you see them on a teams call, in a checked shirt buttoned all the way up saying 'excuse me for being in my scruffs'

 

[aimzalicious]

Yea wth we all know one of the sexiest things a guy can do it turn and put his arm across the back of the passenger seat as he reversed.

And when they reverse park or parallel park with one hand, it's weirdly hot

 

[whisperchat]

When a guy has really hairy hands and especially hairy knuckles don’t get me wrong I love hair on a man (within reason) but I think manscaping hands should be normalised

Hairy toes tip me over the edge

 

[leigh213]

And when they reverse park or parallel park with one hand, it's weirdly hot

I can't even parallel park with 2 hands hahaha!! Oh my..
But really, this resonates with me, it's funny cos it's true.

 

[Hodgies]

My fella has a dart board in the kitchen and sometimes he plays with the door shut and I can hear him go ‘oooooooone hunnnnndreeed andddd eeeeeeeigghttty’ and my fairy shrivels up

I can't stop sniggering at this

 

[Ruby Woo]

A guy I was seeing started spraying on deodorant after his shower. He sprayed it so long and so close to his armpits they turned completely white. I nearly projectile vomited it gave me major ick

ETA - I know it’s better than no deodorant but still...

 

[HowlOwl]

Being gazed at with puppy dog eyes, or that weird flicking from one of your eyes to the other thing (the latter sometimes done by actors or occasionally other people in real life).

 

[Inforapenny]

Around 6 years ago, pre husband, I was dating this absolute wanker of a guy. We were going to Greece that evening so I arrived at his, suitcase in hand, to discover he'd shaved his entire body hair off!!!! And all his ginger hair had clogged up the drain plug
Strangely that wasn't the ick of the night. He was clearly excited about his hols so starting doing this really bleeping odd high pitched voice/faux northern accent when talking to me kinda like Mickey mouse had a love child with one of the last of the summer wine lot and he was the result.
He kinda put on this old man weird persona but spoke like a squeaky northerner.
It freaked me out but I wanted to go to Greece.
The holiday was a disaster and we broke up the moment we got home.

 

[JOHN1967]

And when they reverse park or parallel park with one hand, it's weirdly hot

Some people are easily pleased.