“The Ick” #3

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Maybe he meant it figuratively? Like he was sleep walking through his life and decided becoming a skydiving instructor was his thing? Or he was in a cult for a little? I wonder what’s the story 🤣

You’re reminding me of my own language partner. He was from China. It was before the internet and news became what it is today, so I had to take his word on everything … there was an enormous cultural barrier 😐 My mind was *boggled.* Their diet and education system was so foreign. He told me his girlfriend stopped wanting to see him so he made a thousand origami cranes for her. I thought it was excessive and creepy behavior so there was a slow fade (ghosting wasn’t invented yet!)
A few years later I learned that people make paper cranes in bulk in order to make wishes 🥺🥺🥺 He’s so cute lol. I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to lean into the experience.

ETA: I absolutely signed up to the program in order to meet cute guys. He was not it, but it would be cool if I had a friend in China to visit. His hometown specialized in silk manufacturing. I still have the silk scarf he brought back for me after winter break…. The color scheme is yellow, orange, and green. If anyone knows that there is any special meaning behind this combination I am all ears 😂
Sadly, I actually don't think he was lying, he did say it was because of a car wreck and that he kept having seizures after coming out of it, but he swiftly changed the subject that HE brought up, and I was afraid to ask more because it's definitely... delicate.



Bullet point 5 on his list makes me gag
Wait, his location is tagged as 'savage wisdom" oh gross!!! has he taken a leaf out of Alfie Deyes' book??
 
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guys who genuinely believe they are superior to you in every way. Because you've travelled to Thailand & meditated once it doesn't mean you're Mahatma Gandi mate. go away
 
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The mouth is grim partially due to his poor lip syncing.
I hate the lack of top/shirt
I hate men who use the word bleep, gives me the ick.
I use the world bleep, I'm allowed to, im a woman and have the right to use it. He doesn't.
 
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When a bellend uses quote signs with his fingers

Does he not own clothes?

Also figured out why I hate his mouth...it moves up above canines so he looks like my mum's dog when it's baring its teeth. You just know he thinks he's gorgeous 🤮
 
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Monster munch feet or feet where the toes squash inwards towards the little toe, like a kind of triangle shape.
 
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A date I once had insisted on sitting next to me, not opposite me. He was really large and the seat was really small. He just wanted to be in my personal space as if that was appealing or sexy.
 
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A date I once had insisted on sitting next to me, not opposite me. He was really large and the seat was really small. He just wanted to be in my personal space as if that was appealing or sexy.
Yes, men who get in your personal space when there is just no need!!
 
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Met a bloke on Twitter during what I can only describe as a mental health crisis and period of mania. Travelled to the other end of the country by coach to stay with him for a week. First day there...Sunday dinner at his mum's place. I don't even know YOU yet, why would I want to meet your mum?

Also he insisted on wearing two condoms. I've got a low body count and never had an STI. Perhaps I gave off dirty vibes. Also, he had only one testicle because he'd had a twisted one removed. I don't care. Doesn't matter. But why tell me that when you're inside me?
 
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Met a bloke on Twitter during what I can only describe as a mental health crisis and period of mania. Travelled to the other end of the country by coach to stay with him for a week. First day there...Sunday dinner at his mum's place. I don't even know YOU yet, why would I want to meet your mum?

Also he insisted on wearing two condoms. I've got a low body count and never had an STI. Perhaps I gave off dirty vibes. Also, he had only one testicle because he'd had a twisted one removed. I don't care. Doesn't matter. But why tell me that when you're inside me?
I’d be worried the second one would come off!!
 
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