That right there is the ultimate softboi. You should submit to beam me up softboi on IG
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Roughly translate to: "If you're into indie boys with painted nails and you like cocaine, hit me up. If we meet for drinks post-covid and you don't look like your pictures, then you'll be paying for the drinks until I'm drunk enough to fancy you"Forgive me, I’m a bit of an old dear, can anyone translate?
Proper charmer isn't he?
They don’t make them like they used to
Actually blokes back when I was dating were just as bad, there’s just no online record of it.
I mean at least he won't give me grief for putting nail polish in the fridge as he probs does the same
Are you in Scotland?
He’s full of cheesy compliments. Turns out we were in the same tutor group at school for five years
I was desperately trying to work out what key hmu was. Drugs did not ever cross my mindForgive me, I’m a bit of an old dear, can anyone translate?
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Yeah I don't actually mind pet rats. It's cute but the fact he has one is ick because he's I his thirties. He's called Charlie.Aww poor rat
Aww man. It's like meant to be lol. Apart from the cheese and cringe. Is he nice?He’s full of cheesy compliments. Turns out we were in the same tutor group at school for five years
Haha no in Manchester
He is very nice.. No red flags like usual
Yup, that looks like the spelling and composition of the normal postgrad.
Quoted for truth!
I am laughing at you and this rato owning phobia
in a nice way though. bless him, he's an animal lover, much better that than be some psycho who tortures the poor bloody things whatever age he is. If he's nice, so what he's got a rat, that's not ickable at all 
he'll at least be able to deal with a mouse or something if ever one invades his house, rather than stood on a chair screaming for his mammy EXACTLY. THANK-YOU. he's so nice...mine does just get over this ridiculous ICKI am laughing at you and this rato owning phobia
Once ratty goes off to his great big rat cage in the sky and he's got over his loss, just gently suggest you'd prefer he didn't get anotherEXACTLY. THANK-YOU. he's so nice...mine does just get over this ridiculous ICK
more time to spend together than him cleaning out Ratatouille etc etc Men that meditate lol
Men that use this emoji 
Instantly makes my vagina seal up. Get in the bin.
This thread is gold - the oily olives killed me
Instantly makes my vagina seal up. Get in the bin.
This thread is gold - the oily olives killed me
My ex came home with tattoos on his bleeping knees!!! Then he was getting fat and I said so and he blamed me drying his clothes in the dryer - no it’s not it’s because you chomp pizza at 1am in my bed you woman.
Bye!!!
Bye!!!
No once you get the ick it’s game over . That one thing that gave it you suddenly turns into everything & no matter what they do it just grates on you . Mad how it does just happenI’ve had the ick about pretty much every man I’ve met since 2012. I used to call it SRS- sudden repulsion syndrome
love this thread I always thought it was just me . I’d think why does that man sitting with his legs crossed not irritate the hell out of his wife ? How can she look at that - Status