“The Ick” #2

[Flossy2019]

I just wanna know what you did and said after that

I was like Uhh ok and then when he was finished I pretended I was asleep. He was a tit shag anyway ( pun NOT intended ) don’t think I ever saw him after that my memory is a little hazy it was about 4/5 years ago and I’d rather block that out

I love this thread! Love seeing when someone has replied. I’ve many stories. Many years ago, my ex left me. I turned to internet dating, for attention I suppose. Most of those dates were terrible! Included the boring old naked mole man.

My friend dated a man who came in from having a shower, did the gorilla thing banging his fists on his chest then swung his arms left to right swinging his flaccid thing about making monkey noises. She never saw him again. That’s now a famous drunk party move of ours (fully clothed of course )

My ex used to do something similar what is wrong with men honestly

 

[AlanBanan]

This thread should be renamed “what’s wrong with men?” Because from your stories they’re animals

 

[Flossy2019]

This thread should be renamed “what’s wrong with men?” Because from your stories they’re animals

that should be the next thread title

 

[265]

This thread should be renamed “what’s wrong with men?” Because from your stories they’re animals

Noted, just wake me up when the thread hits page 50.

 

[petitspois]

these have really cheered me up after a hard day painting. Chicken chewer and 'pause to poo' will stay with me forever.....

 

[Kittypops]

Chicken chewer namer here, I have one more, he's two boyfriends later along the line... I was in his bedroom for the first time, I see a doll, it's a big one, i look at "her" , she's called Molly, according to him and he tells me: "Molly says you're a witch" ...

 

[Facehugger]

This thread should be renamed “what’s wrong with men?” Because from your stories they’re animals

Was this the thread where someone had been with a lad who his Mum washed his wank flannel that he kept under his pillow, or am I getting mixed up with the one that went severely south into the depths of debauchery & got binned?

 

[Hastaggifted]

Was this the thread where someone had been with a lad who his Mum washed his wank flannel that he kept under his pillow, or am I getting mixed up with the one that went severely south into the depths of debauchery & got binned?

Whaaaatttt. That is grim

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Most of those dates were terrible! Included the boring old naked mole man.

Tell us more about naked mole man. He sounds intriguing!

 

[Facehugger]

Whaaaatttt. That is grim

Yes, I know. It was grim, but it was honestly on a thread on here somewhere. Men eh!

 

[aimzalicious]

Yes, I know. It was grim, but it was honestly on a thread on here somewhere. Men eh!

You're right, I'm pretty sure it was on the first "The Ick" thread!

 

[Facehugger]

You're right, I'm pretty sure it was on the first "The Ick" thread!

Thank you, I didn't think I was going mad that's the worst bloke ick I think I remember reading lol!

 

[265]

Thank you, I didn't think I was going mad that's the worst bloke ick I think I remember reading lol!

And there was me thinking I was the one with Goldfish memory syndrome...

 

[Facehugger]

And there was me thinking I was the one with Goldfish memory syndrome...

You are.

 

[Mollydog]

Tell us more about naked mole man. He sounds intriguing!

Take a look at page 24

 

[Sariassong]

Honestly I swear to you it’s true he was a coke head so that’s probs why. You won’t believe what some men are actually like.

I can well believe this.

 

[Dogtanian]

Chicken chewer namer here, I have one more, he's two boyfriends later along the line... I was in his bedroom for the first time, I see a doll, it's a big one, i look at "her" , she's called Molly, according to him and he tells me: "Molly says you're a witch" ...

That's just bizarre, how do you find these people . I may have never been the best catch in the pond when I was younger but I can take some comfort that I was never as bad as these freaks.

 

[Holidaybobs]

Chicken chewer namer here, I have one more, he's two boyfriends later along the line... I was in his bedroom for the first time, I see a doll, it's a big one, i look at "her" , she's called Molly, according to him and he tells me: "Molly says you're a witch" ...

Where do you live? Just making sure to not visit

 

[sleepflowers]

Do you reckon men get The Ick too?! Or do they push through it because they might be getting sex...

 

[skvallertant]

Do you reckon men get The Ick too?! Or do they push through it because they might be getting sex...

I think they definitely get the ick, I remember a dude posting his icks in thread #1, but might be more likely to push through it for the sake of sex for some reason?

I've been talking to a guy from my old workplace and we were getting on really well. I always enjoyed his company anyway. A conversation turned mildly sexual the other day and now he's constantly pushing for sex talk and I've got the ick