“The Ick” #2

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Very happy to have revisited this thread today. Lots of very funny posts but @Sardine stands out for this absolute savagery!
 
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Me: *Looks down a bit self-consciously at the poloneck I'm wearing as I change the TV channel*
 
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I hate when they send constant dick pics that you didn’t ask for
Like ok mate I know what it looks like you don’t have to show me it every day
Maybe that’s just me I dunno
 
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Men who expect women to shave their downstairs completely bare give me the ick. And mardy arses who are mardy for no good reason, if you want to be mardy just for the sake of it then do it out my way because I can't be arsed with your moods.
 
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They’re usually the ones who never tidy themselves up as well
Yep! They're also the sort that can't hit the toilet hole when they go for a pee even though it's massive, but can hit the pink hole every time first go.

And they stand up to wipe their bums & get shitty bog roll crumbs on the floor. Ick
 
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Yep! They're also the sort that can't hit the toilet hole when they go for a pee even though it's massive, but can hit the pink hole every time first go.

And they stand up to wipe their bums & get shitty bog roll crumbs on the floor. Ick
Shitty bog roll crumbs killed me I know what you mean.
 
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Those rectangle thin frame glasses that certain types of greasy smelly overweight neckbeard men wear (and boys under 10)...does anybody know what I mean
 
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