The ICK #12

[petitspois]

My ick is where someone wears glasses and they obviously never clean them. Like you can see the smears on the glass and the grime on the nose bits

Yes! And the nose bits go a bit green

 

[GamerLlama87]

People who pronounce the j in fajita.

Ugh and jalapeño!

I'll have some Jallapeeeenos in my Fajeeetas please

 

[qqwertyy]

It’s just way too Reform-y for me.

 

[mzbhaving]

Men who manspread all of their items over the entire checkout belt so I can't start unloading my items.

 

[Murphygirl]

Men who can’t swim

Or drive

 

[Mamacita]

My ick is where someone wears glasses and they obviously never clean them. Like you can see the smears on the glass and the grime on the nose bits

Ugh guilty of this, they just get smeared so easily at least i only wear them at home

 

[April89]

Horrible nails! I saw someone with really small uneven nails the other day, it was so weird he had some long and some short, they were really small too like he had hardly any nail surface, I just wonder if he ever looked down at them? It’s like he didn’t know they needed maintenance

 

[Pinkpen 84]

JAECOO cars with extremely pleased with themselves mid age men

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Straight men with tragus piercings sorry.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The little pee dot men get on their boxers. I can’t grasp how it happens. It definitely does not happen to us women. What do you mean it seeps out after you’re done shaking? Shake some more! Ugh. Men.

Drain that snake, boys!


Edit: I've given myself the Ick!

 

[KingOfLove]

When DJs are playing a set and are vibing to the music they're playing. I know it's the point but i cringes me out when they do that smug face and arm wave like they're playing the biggest banger ever

David Guetta is the absolute worst for doing this.
Makes me cringe soooo badly

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

When men cross their legs when they sit

I'd rather that than them splaying their legs everywhere so there's no room to sit.

 

[AshMay]

David Guetta is the absolute worst for doing this.
Makes me cringe soooo badly

Speaking of, what was this

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Just seen a two seater convertible with a sticker on the back that said Double Trouble.

Instantly imagined the couple introducing themselves at parties as that .

Bet they've got pampas grass in the front garden

 

[TooFarScone]

Men who play padel

 

[Catfan2]

A guy I am in the talking stage to asked what I wear to bed but then when I asked him back genuinely used the phrase "think winnie the pooh" a fucking tshirt and no pants?! Grow up

I hope you’ve blocked him!

 

[Samf2020]

Any lanyard outside of a mandatory work environment is an ick. I never get why people work around in the wild on their lunch breaks or after work with them on.

Also a lot are a security risk, I used to read the badges people wore on the bus to work. I knew their names, job title, where they worked and sometimes the floor.
My place is thinking of bringing in tags to get in and out of building, Ive said can we please have plain ones with no details no logos. I had to explain that if someone loses one with a logo or more on it you are possibly giving them a pass into the building. And we have staff who lose chargers, phones and laptops regularly so no chance of them keeping a security tag safe.

 

[merlot]

It clings & lingers, my cleaning lady had obviously been vaping in my bedroom & it stank for days, I was gutted, but didn't really want to cause a thing by saying anything as she's dead nice & helps me out loads

 

[chonkyseal]

when you go in the pub and they have a mini jam jar of the beers by the pumps. I get that it's so show you what they're like, but I always think "how long has that beer been in there" and that it's flat and mouldy

 

[Saudade]

My manager saying 'happy hump day' to everyone

Bloody hate that expression!!