The ICK #12

[maytoseptember]

Man walking in front of me earlier was wearing leather/pleather trousers that were making a squeaking noise as he walked

You had me at leather trousers

 

[emmer_moans]

Katie Price's new man getting Harvey's name tattooed on himself He's been married to Katie for 5 mins. Lovebombing galore

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men with trousers so tight you can see the outline of their balls. If they sit down you know they're going to split the a outta them

 

[_anonymouse_]

People who wear gilets on the tube. Gilets in general.

 

[Hollie Day]

A man running across the carpark chasing his bag for life. Just as he reached down for it a gust of wind blew it out of his reach. Comical but at the same time ick inducing

 

[petitspois]

When men say ‘my’ before a meal. For some reason, ‘my breakfast’ makes me shudder.

 

[qqwertyy]

The phrase ‘take a lover’

 

[Strawbeary]

The little pee dot men get on their boxers. I can’t grasp how it happens. It definitely does not happen to us women. What do you mean it seeps out after you’re done shaking? Shake some more! Ugh. Men.

 

[Antique Teapot]

Not that I can specifically think of any, but any meal that contains both chicken and egg. Maybe a chicken salad with hard boiled egg? The idea of eating chicken alongside something that came out of another chicken's bum makes me feel . And no, I'm not vegetarian, far from it, and happily eat separate meals with chicken and egg!

 

[April89]

Years ago I met a group for a work event, and one of the women and one of theme were keeping the conversation going in the group while we waited for something. The woman asked the guy about his hotel and this guy then went on to perform - word for word - a routine from a stand up performance that was doing the rounds. He copied the phrases, the tone, the story was exactly the same. At the time I just smiled along but now I’d have to leave from the ick

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The little pee dot men get on their boxers. I can’t grasp how it happens. It definitely does not happen to us women. What do you mean it seeps out after you’re done shaking? Shake some more! Ugh. Men.

Drain that snake, boys!


Edit: I've given myself the Ick!

 

[qqwertyy]

Groups of men on a night out in fancy dress costumes. Bonus ick points if they’re doing that weird jeering/chanting thing.

 

[Murphygirl]

Middle aged people referring to their other half as girlfriend or boyfriend

 

[April89]

Horrible nails! I saw someone with really small uneven nails the other day, it was so weird he had some long and some short, they were really small too like he had hardly any nail surface, I just wonder if he ever looked down at them? It’s like he didn’t know they needed maintenance

 

[merlot]

Middle aged people referring to their other half as girlfriend or boyfriend

This! But “partner” is cringe too

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

This! But “partner” is cringe too

One of my ex's used to introduce me as his "current partner". I suppose technically it was correct but at the time I thought it was a bit blunt.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Just seen a two seater convertible with a sticker on the back that said Double Trouble.

Instantly imagined the couple introducing themselves at parties as that .

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Just seen a two seater convertible with a sticker on the back that said Double Trouble.

Instantly imagined the couple introducing themselves at parties as that .

Bet they've got pampas grass in the front garden

 

[qqwertyy]

Couples who hold hands but really loosely and just with their little fingers.

 

[Pinkpen 84]

People taking Body Combat classes too seriously wearing muay Thai shorts and kicking people nearby. witch, please! it’s just a 45 min class designed to improve your fitness level and not some martial art grading.