The ICK #12

[Hollie Day]

My manager saying 'happy hump day' to everyone

 

[Eggsandbeans]

Stone Island ‍

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Men who go swimming and wear a little clip on their nose to stop water getting up it

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

When people start crossing the road but then they notice a car coming so they have to sheepishly scuttle back.

That's me!

 

[Scotia]

Him asking me if it’ll be safe to go into the jacuzzi after eating some crisps or if we’re in danger of all our limbs cramping up 🫠

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I was on the train yesterday and as we pulled into London, the doors started beeping as they do when you can open them. This man just stood there waiting for them to open until someone reached past him to hit the button

 

[Hastaggifted]

Men eating quavers

A man was walking down the road yesterday with a big grab bag. Just no

 

[Carefree]

A younger man went by me and he had short shorts, but not hot pants, on. It's the most violently physical ick I've had in some time.

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Property listing photos of the bathroom, with the toilet roll in view.

And the toilet lid up! People opposite me put their house on for £875k, got the cleaners in, estate agent took pics with a drone, they moved all the cars off the drive -
then left the bog seat up!!! Mind you, they still managed to sell for over the asking price

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Men playing the flute (specifically the pursing of lips that they have to do to make the sound).

This one has really tickled me the mental image hahaha

 

[TartanTallulah]

"Please and thank you."

 

[ChastityDingle]

We hot desk at work today a man (whom I would put at early 40's) sat down opposite me and unpacked two labubu's. They're currently taking pride of place on his desk.

I could not take him seriously, I really couldn't.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men taking selfies with earbuds in. Don’t ask me why.

 

[petitspois]

When men say ‘my’ before a meal. For some reason, ‘my breakfast’ makes me shudder.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I was in a supermarket a few years back and this guy kept referring to his wife/partner - or whoever that was he was with - as 'fatso'. 'Hey fatso, what about this, should we get one? Right, come on, fatso' sort of thing.

She was by no means fat, and I can't imagine anyone being happy to have that as a pet name, so I imagined that she'd maybe put on a pound or two and this was his way of fat-shaming her. Bastard.

I'm sure he was in peak physical condition with a full head of hair and a chiselled jaw...

 

[Tretps29]

Eeeewwww I remember dating a guy a few times (shagged him then regretted it) and he was so excited to show off his second car. It was a lime green and black sports car such a midlife crisis I didn’t even give a shit about the make or model it just gave me such an ick.
But the most ick inducing part….he drove really close up the arses of other drivers.

 

[Lazarus]

And don't tell us; he hadn't listened to him for ages before that?

100% correct.

 

[quinzel]

Guys spotting each other at the gym

 

[Hollie Day]

Phone lanyards