The ICK #12

[merlot]

It clings & lingers, my cleaning lady had obviously been vaping in my bedroom & it stank for days, I was gutted, but didn't really want to cause a thing by saying anything as she's dead nice & helps me out loads

 

[chonkyseal]

when you go in the pub and they have a mini jam jar of the beers by the pumps. I get that it's so show you what they're like, but I always think "how long has that beer been in there" and that it's flat and mouldy

 

[Saudade]

My manager saying 'happy hump day' to everyone

Bloody hate that expression!!

 

[GamerLlama87]

I have the ick from a colleague and it makes me feel bad because the person is lovely!
She lives at home, she’s mid thirties but that’s not the ick, it’s that she is the classic, lives at home so acts like a teenager. She talks about how she has arguments with her siblings but they sounds so ridiculous! Or about how she ‘went to her room’ to get away, the idea of an adult only having ‘their room’ just feels a bit childish and gives me the ick.
Lack of independence and ambition icks me out, so the way she talks about only being with her family and having nothing outside of that makes me see her as a child. She gets up on the weekend and sits on the sofa with her family, then they go out as a family, she comes home and relaxes with them. She only holidays with family and one of her siblings has a few kids and she is very very involved in this part of the family, to the point where it’s like she has nothing going on of her own, going to school pick up and admits pushing into conversations her sister has with the staff if she doesn’t like what’s being said. She isn’t interested in friends and even refuses to do anything with the colleagues when we have anything going on. It just feels like there is a teenager in the office. Sorry that’s long and sorry if it offends anyone, I needed to get it out! I recognise I’m being unfair so can’t say this to anyone as it is so mean!

I wonder if we know the same person because I know someone *exactly* the same as this and I always think it's a very odd situation

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Thats very specific

That's certainly a look...

 

[MollyMalone]

A man in a Fiat 500

 

[Hollie Day]

Men who wear band t shirts.
Women who wear football club tops.

 

[Hastaggifted]

The use of the gloves at petrol stations

 

[maytoseptember]

People who refer to their children as "crotch goblins" or "semen demons"

I’ve heard crotch goblin many times but semen demons is new

Such edgelords.

 

[Mamacita]

Ugh and jalapeño!

I'll have some Jallapeeeenos in my Fajeeetas please

I do it all the time as a joke sometimes even drop another j in there for fun jallapeeenjos

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Out for dinner and a guy on another table has a burger, he’s got ketchup all down his thumb and is just ignoring it

 

[CatsCake&Coffee]

Men with mullets

Mullets and a moustache

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Yeah, they changed our lanyards a while back so it’s just a plain colour with no logo, and my card is just a plain white card with only my name on it. I too am a nosey fucker that likes reading other people’s I hate wearing the bloody thing

 

[Ivegone]

I swear vapists are the most selfish people.

They are

 

[Weefa]

Dublin specific... people who wear their Leap cards on a lanyard

 

[qqwertyy]

People who take part in or watch St George’s day parades or events

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Ugh guilty of this, they just get smeared so easily at least i only wear them at home

I'm the same, I'm afraid. I'm cleaning them every chance I get, because it pees me off, too, but there are still greasy sweaty marks on them..

I used to have contacts, but I developed Sjögren's syndrome and my eyes feel like sandpaper.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Men driving those diddy Smart cars. Just looks wrong! It's like the complete opposite of the sports car as a penis extension

 

[pommynoir]

The thought of your boyfriend on a plane specifically him being on an incline whilst the plane takes off with his belt on hopelessly floating in the air

I genuinely LOL’d at this one

 

[Captainmouse]

Men driving those diddy Smart cars. Just looks wrong! It's like the complete opposite of the sports car as a penis extension

Yakult bottle?