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Yer_wha?!

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Men carrying shopping baskets in the crook of their arm- saw this at least 3 times in my local supermarket earlier and it just made me shudder. Sorry lads!
 
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EvilJigglypuff

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On Popmaster TV when they’re playing clips of the songs and the contestants are standing there swaying and bobbing their heads 😐
 
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Samf2020

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Colleague who gave me an instant ick first time I met him, rocked up to work this morning with a shopping bag containing his Halloween costume. It was a full body ick when I saw that.
He will go around all day saying "hey have you got your costume for the big party". Lunchtime some idiots in here will squawk and scream about how cool they are that they dressed up.
They are adults, its a place of business, we have clients coming in and out all day.
Im torn between saying I dressed up as a professional or just saying no Im not a child.
Oh god he has already started with being "funny" on Teams. Time to mute that chat for the day.
 
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Freda Fandango

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Oh definitely beards.

I mean I find it difficult eating spaghetti bolognaise without getting it over myself

There must be all sorts of crumbs sauce and other food items lurking even in short beards.

Actually facial hair of any description, if you blow your nose with a moustache god knows what's in it
 
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This is a weird one, we have a staff member who started in January and he hasnt been given a key to building. So unless someone has unlocked the door he uses he cannot card himself in. So he waits there every morning.
His manager knows, his team mate knows his big boss knows and yet no one will just get him a key.
He could even bypass them and go to the building manager and get one but he doesnt he just stands there.
I did have to let him in one morning and asked why he didnt use his key he said no one gave him one, I told him to ask but he hasnt.
He doesnt seem to have any issues with mixing with us and chatting etc.
Just gives me the ick that he just stands there and waits 4 days a week.



Surely the onus is on Management to get him a key sorted?
 
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Hastaggifted

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Men with no muscle definition.

I'm not saying become a muscle head but get to the gym and lift some weights 💪🏻
 
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Sketchy

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People who smack of desperation enough to give themselves a nickname.

A programme I watched yesterday featured some geezer who tried (unsuccessfully) to persuade his friends to call him 'the hat' or just 'hat' because he wore, well ... a hat. Turned out the reason he wore the hat in the first place was because he was going bald, and the reason he featured in the programme I watched was because he'd murdered his ex girlfriend.

Anyway, because of the hat/nickname beggy thing, I got the ick long before I discovered he was a murderer.
 
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Yer_wha?!

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Men carrying a supermarket basket in the crook of their elbow, with their forearm bent up against their chest. Sorry lads, that's how grannys carry their wicker shopping baskets in ye olde days
 
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qqwertyy

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When people swill their drink around in their mouth when they’re eating (it just makes me think of all the food particles flying around 🤢)
 
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