The ICK #12

[DrNooo]

Stone Island ‍

GET THE BADGE IN!

 

[Ivegone]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

The books are so bad they make Stephanie meyers writing look like Shakespeare

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

As he gently blows on it

Yes!!

 

[cwymmie]

When people say squash instead of quash
And when people say AM in the morning

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

A grown man on the dodgems.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men wearing hats/caps in restaurants.

 

[Thank(space)you]

The word jort

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men wearing bucket hats in October in the middle of a storm.

 

[TooFarScone]

Men with a diabetes monitor on their arm

 

[ahkrin]

Don’t

But then I have to stab my fingers through the day and bloody fingerprints are a worse ick than a little white circle on my arm

 

[Tretps29]

Man doing leg stretches before getting on a kids trampoline with his 5 year old. I was expecting to see him do somersaults and shit but all he did was hop. Wtf.

This has unlocked a massive ick of mine.
Men who stand over the pool stretching before they get in and swim.
Never understood it…the whole thing with swimming is you stretch whilst doing it
The last bloke was flexing his muscle and stretching for an eternity, got in the fast lane and couldn’t actually swim
Lots of blokes (most of them) who come to the pool always, without fail get in the fast lane and aren’t up to it.
I decided a long time ago to ask them to go in the slower lane.
women just don’t do this!
A few weeks back another women and me moved to the middle lane (no other swimmers) because men were invading the fast lane and all of them were so slow. So we had a bit of a laugh about their egos and then had the middle lane to ourselves perfect

 

[Wolfshead]

Men wearing hats/caps in restaurants.

Or anywhere indoors.

 

[maytoseptember]

Man walking in front of me earlier was wearing leather/pleather trousers that were making a squeaking noise as he walked

You had me at leather trousers

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Or a mini

I’ll tell my husband next time he insists on driving my car (with the roof down)!

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

Men wearing funky colourful socks

Or ties

 

[Lazarus]

Be prepared for the beach boys

They’re one of my favourite bands so I listen to them regularly! I’m gutted at Brian Wilson’s passing.

 

[Freda Fandango]

I know its super random but honestly just look at them and you wont see arms the same way… why do they need to be longer than half our body?

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Jesus

I can't unsee that now

 

[April89]

People who type #*!$#! instead of swearing, you’re an adult, just say it

I’ve got so many friends who say “oh for F’s sake” or “I’m effing tired” and I think the same thing! Say it or don’t, you don’t need to put on the prim little show

 

[pommynoir]

You might be surprised to hear that most men who transition are total perverts obsessed with their own penis (I knew one of these types too). Most never get the either.

I thought the same while catching up. It’s giving sex offender.

 

[DrNooo]

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