I was with my friend when I read this the other day and I said ‘what’s a Morris Man?’ and she replied ‘a man who shops at Morrisons’
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A man wearing a thumb ring.
A man using Apple Pay 
. Or even worse “google pay” 
. Or even worse “google pay” 
Sick bastardA man using Apple Pay
A man with really intricate cursive hand writing.
A man stood at the pedestrian crossing waiting for the green man to appear 
A man walking down the street holding an open can of fizzy drink. Walked past a bloke before and he was just strolling past, holding an open can of diet coke. Get a bottle so you can shut it and put it away
A man holding a can of Diet Coke is bleeping malevolent behaviour let alone it being openA man walking down the street holding an open can of fizzy drink. Walked past a bloke before and he was just strolling past, holding an open can of diet coke. Get a bottle so you can shut it and put it away
A man choosing pick and mix at the cinema.
My friend the other day said he has the ‘Tism’ as his dad about 6 months ago was diagnosed as autistic, now he thinks he has it and harps on about it all the time! major ick when he hasn’t even been diagnosed, keeps saying he socially awkward, don’t look him in the eyes, when he never had any of these symptoms before 
plus also insulting to me as my sister has been through hoops over the years to get my nephew diagnosed, he’s now 9 and finally got a diagnosis
plus also insulting to me as my sister has been through hoops over the years to get my nephew diagnosed, he’s now 9 and finally got a diagnosis
“Hi everyone! I just wanted to introduce myself and share a photo that I took”
Men wearing espadrilles.
W
With those awful white 1/2- calf socks
Men drinking from a sports bottle in the office, sounds like they're sucking a baby bottle.
A man standing in line in the chip shop, then ordering a fishcake.
I was sitting having a quiet drink and reading and some guy comes up to me and was like "oh you're all on your own?" And I was just "yeah, enjoying a quiet pint with my book." He kept trying to make conversation and I was polite but not encouraging it because I just wanted a minute to myself.
Then he went "I'd love to make you orgasm. You have a lovely smile and I'd love to see your orgasm face."
i didn't come out to be harassed. Why do men say things like that? It's disgusting. Does that ever work?
Then he went "I'd love to make you orgasm. You have a lovely smile and I'd love to see your orgasm face."
i didn't come out to be harassed. Why do men say things like that? It's disgusting. Does that ever work?
What the actual duck is wrong with these menI was sitting having a quiet drink and reading and some guy comes up to me and was like "oh you're all on your own?" And I was just "yeah, enjoying a quiet pint with my book." He kept trying to make conversation and I was polite but not encouraging it because I just wanted a minute to myself.
Then he went "I'd love to make you orgasm. You have a lovely smile and I'd love to see your orgasm face."