Men walking around the gym floor with their little notebooks and pen, scribbling down their reps and weights.
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Omg I do that
A man who makes going on hikes his entire personality.
Men who call it a hike when they’re really only going a short walk.
New bloke at work is a walking ick for me. He is such a try hard and is desperate for attention.
I had to be in his company yesterday for 2 hours and he mentioned he is engaged about 10 times.
He says anyone who doesnt take a once in a lifetime trip for a big birthday is a loser.
Then he said to someone else that she must go sking because there is nothing like it.
He is buying a house because hes 30 now and anyone who doesnt buy by that age is a loser.
He thinks he knows all about beer, cant pronounce the brand he was drinking though.
Claims he knows everything about food, but didnt know what to order and had to have someone explain the menu to him.
He is all over our teams with cool pics and hey guys. And then fake laughs at everything boss says.
He put the worlds stupidiest job title in his email signature as well. He has he does X for Y company. Yes dear we know you work for the company you dont have to include it.
Honestly he makes me ill to be near him.
I had to be in his company yesterday for 2 hours and he mentioned he is engaged about 10 times.
He says anyone who doesnt take a once in a lifetime trip for a big birthday is a loser.
Then he said to someone else that she must go sking because there is nothing like it.
He is buying a house because hes 30 now and anyone who doesnt buy by that age is a loser.
He thinks he knows all about beer, cant pronounce the brand he was drinking though.
Claims he knows everything about food, but didnt know what to order and had to have someone explain the menu to him.
He is all over our teams with cool pics and hey guys. And then fake laughs at everything boss says.
He put the worlds stupidiest job title in his email signature as well. He has he does X for Y company. Yes dear we know you work for the company you dont have to include it.
Honestly he makes me ill to be near him.
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Anyone who describes someone as a 'loser' is an ick
men using the word “tummy” unironically. infuriates me
Small weedy men who have a thing about replica weapons.
People who are obsessed with wolves and tigers 
and where t shirts with the print of the bloody animal on!
and where t shirts with the print of the bloody animal on!Neurospicy as a phrase
When Pilates princesses describe their classes as “spicy”
I raise youThe worst emojis used by men are as follows -
bonus, any of these:
enough !!!
Really? 
Or “Facey B” unironically.People who call it “the book of face”
When a man has a jar/box/container where they keep loads of copper coins. And then bag it all up and bring it to get it changed into notes.
Men calling other men "bud"
Men wearing a t-shirt with a body warmer
Men wearing a t-shirt with a body warmer
I have recently begun using dating apps. New ick discovered. Men whose profile pic is them holding a dead fish. Why are there so many of them?!
It's so grim isn't it. Fish, kids in photos and snapchat name are an instant no for me
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