The Home That Made Me #5 Off I go pony trotting, while my 150 year old windows are rotting

[Trace]

Oh that ad why has she put on a 5 year old girls voice

 

[Homesweethomesweethome]

Oh that ad why has she put on a 5 year old girls voice

Oh god it was awful wasn’t it, especially the first bit at with her talking to the camera. Equivalent to nails on a chalkboard

 

[Hastaggifted]

Charlotte. Your door wreath garland thing looks tit, hon.

 

[Ridandroo]

Why do we need so many views of her saggy arse?

 

[880411]

Charlotte. Your door wreath garland thing looks tit, hon.

It really is half assed attempts at stuffing limp leaves on to cheap faux garlands looks awful
Just invest in decent realistic looking faux ones, she clearly doesn’t have the creative touch

 

[JoeBloggs]

It really is half assed attempts at stuffing limp leaves on to cheap faux garlands looks awful
Just invest in decent realistic looking faux ones, she clearly doesn’t have the creative touch

Or the budget!

 

[greenkween20]

it looks like a load of dead plants stuck to her house.. oh wait, it is.

 

[Qwerty124]

Do you think she's on commission this week for the use of the word foliage?

 

[ccccc]

And what a load of faffing around she must have been rummaging in the bushes for weeks with big ikea bags and a pair of cutters.

 

[ccccc]

“Why do daytime baths feel so luxurious..” I wouldn’t know as I’m a mother and in full time education so usually step into a shower at 11pm exhausted and mentally drained. That’s real life for you.

 

[880411]

She’s clearly rushed off her feet with her booming interior business and cushion shilling

 

[Teresa1974]

Those jeggings she was wearing whilst putting up all that outside foliage are really not flattering at all.

 

[ccccc]

I think you need some baubles or something in that ‘foliage’. Otherwise it’s just leaves and doesn’t actually look festive at all. It also looked like it was all going to blow away.

 

[NorrisCole]

I think you need some baubles or something in that ‘foliage’. Otherwise it’s just leaves and doesn’t actually look festive at all. It also looked like it was all going to blow away.

Or at least some fairy lights?

 

[880411]

It looks like exactly what it is
Faux garlands with cut branches stuffed into it. I’m sure that was not her vision

I don’t think she’s quite pulled off the luxurious, bushy, festive, expensive looking display she had in mind

 

[ccccc]

I think some of the wealthy or more affluent influencers hire a company like ultimate girl gang or one i don’t follow but popped up on my feed getting stuff done in heels.

 

[eyespybs123]

It looks like exactly what it is
Faux garlands with cut branches stuffed into it. I’m sure that was not her vision

I don’t think she’s quite pulled off the luxurious, bushy, festive, expensive looking display she had in mind

Yes, I feel this is the sort of vibe she was going for, but she's just too tight and clearly doesn't have the eye or the finesse to pull off a DIY version!

 

[880411]

Yes, I feel this is the sort of vibe she was going for, but she's just too tight and clearly doesn't have the eye or the finesse to pull off a DIY version!

Yes! Hers is way off

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Oh my goodness!!!! Just replace the windows and stop moaning about them all the time

 

[Keep Smiling]

Oh my goodness!!!! Just replace the windows and stop moaning about them all the time

This annoys me so much. She could get great quality replacements she’s not living in a historical building and surely that damp is no good for the children.