The Garrihys #11 They sell oats, boats and betting totes is there anything they won't promote?

[LishaLisha]

So I took one for the team today and listened to the latest episode of the podcast. Fuck me but the formula is dreadful. Anyway 2 things that stuck out to me (1) Rob Kearney ripped the piss out of her and then Mork . Really came across like he was only there as a favour (2) Mork is learning to drive and has his L plates up in her car

I thought Rob came across very badly… sounded like a right brat… the story about cutting the phone cord so his mother would hurry up and take him to training really annoyed me.

 

[Humblebrag]

I’m shocked that Mark is packing up everything in his apartment in Dun Laoghaire and moving straight in with Doireann when HER house is ready. Personally if I bought a property by myself I’d want to live in it by myself for a couple of months. I wonder has he had any say on the decor etc? I suppose with him not driving it would be hard for them to see each other. It’s such a huge achievement for Doireann to have bought a property and renovated it then this lad just moves in after not contributing a cent. I wonder what her parents think of that? Especially with him not working so he’ll be in the house all day everyday.

I'd say Eugene is horrified by this waster

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Whoever said Mark never opens his mouth is spot on. I can’t I see it. His little girly, pursed lips are irrationally annoying me now

 

[SweatyBettyT]

How has their listenership increased? Can’t believe it

I don’t believe these JNLR numbers half the time. They’re faking them to protect advertising revenue
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For someone who supposedly works in PR she is tone fucking deaf.

She a complete dimwit. Clearly looking for a freebie or discount from the painter too. Beggar.
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Let’s all message them so.

I was on RC website and ended up getting an email from them asking if they could help me with my next holiday.

I took the opportunity to complain about G3 getting the free holiday and asked if I could get one too? Sher why not, right?!

They came back to me and said “she might have won it in a raffle or at the casino”.

Needless to say I brought them up to speed on her recent negative press coverage and asked them to do better in future. And no, I will not be booking my next holiday with RC.

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

The work ethic didn’t trickle down to Marky Mark anyway. He even gave up on the bumper car and scurried away.

 

[jazzbot]

Imagine pouring your heart out in an interview on a sensitive subject and this fake af unsympathetic face staring back at you;

 

[Laika1234]

It's the saps who buy it for me though... "ooh well done", as if she's achieved something more than collecting others work and copying someone's cover artwork. They are among us... 🥲

The same people encouraging G2 to release a recipe book of her favourite slow cooker meals.

 

[Rebel in the Kingdom]

I actually think Ailbhe is the worst of the 3 of them as she has zero discernable talent.

Look at the gobshite with her sunglasses on and it pissing rain over most of the country.

It's pissing here too and not to defend her but I wear sunglasses even when it rains.... More comfortable than squinting when there is glare

 

[Louber]

Bet Doireann is the type to let miserable mark enjoy all the perks of living in her gaff rent free and taking him on freebie cruises and hotel stays, living it up and then when the shit hits the fan... it's all "I had to be the one who organises/pays for everything". Almost love bombing

What is she doing racing at top speed into heavy relationships. Moving in rapid with Paddy and getting a dog, that went to shit then Mark and herself are diving in so fast. Ok she's the one buying the house, but he'll be moving in with her so that's a different vibe straight away. Not the same as you living in ur gaff and then moving a partner in after time.

If she was my friend I'd be waiting with bated breath to catch her when it inevitably falls apart as fast as it came together

She would do well to just move into her new gaff and figure herself out. I'm well past that stage but it sounds like heaven to live alone, in your own home and live your life independently for a time.

Screams insecurity.

 

[Nosycrow]

What the hell was Dz wearing? She has no dress sense.

Agreed, she’s like a toddler in that, whatever it is. And he is the very definition of the ick.

 

[ploddertoo]

Did D1 actually dress the girls in different outfits today

I was wondering what happens if one of the girls spills something on her outfit, do all 3 have to change

 

[Thump]

Aoibhin must be reading tattle And if you are Aoibhin, EVERY post needs to be marked, not just one at the end! You need to let your followers know from the start that you are “selling” to them. And if you could make the text more visible that would be great. Good girleen!

It also actually needs to say AD I believe, not just “own brand”

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

Moving from The Laoghaire to The Knock will be a major culture shock for him poor pet!

He has no choice if he wants to keep being her bae. Unless there’s a DORT from Dunlaoighre to Castleknock, he has to move.
Luckily enough, he doesn’t have to be anywhere for work.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I just checked and G3 has 312000 followers. She is quite Ireland centric so let’s guess 250000 followers in Ireland. That’s her reach.
5% of that reach might think about a Cruise based on her IG story - it’s all about new customers for RC, they already have return customers.
that’s 12500 people, let’s say 1 in 10 go for it = 1250 new customers at 5k each is over 6 Million.

So given RC have an healthy advertising budget then this is logical for them. Granted they will not be aware that some of these followers are actually anti- G3 and that her brand has a toxic element given the RTE melt down.

I do agree her content is frivolous, G1 would have been a much better choice for RC. Poetry at dawn, Sundowners on the bridge - G1 looks amazing this summer. Mama Mia II esque.

The challenge with your theory @ella no fella is you’re making an assumption that all of her followers engage with her content and that 5% of those might consider a cruise.

G3’s engagement rate is in fact 2.47% and on that basis only 7,700 of her followers may have engaged with the content. At best, 1% or 77 of them may be influenced. 77 x €5,000 = €385k. A slightly different proposition to the one outlined above.

However, most of them will probably have the shits that she’s getting it for free and question whether or not €5,000 - €7,000 represents value for money for a 1 week break during a cost of living crisis. I’d go as far as to suggest that if I were a loyal RC customer, I would be taking my business elsewhere now.

Cruise holidays sell themselves. RC don’t need to engage with an uneducated bimbo like G3.

 

[Laika1234]

I've just watched his 'roast' of engagements and can safely say I didn't move one facial muscle.

I laughed but moreso at the irony that he’s describing his future sister in law with almost every story.

 

[Heidi88]

View attachment 2472227Ailbhe nominated for Top Sibling- only reason why anybody knows her

I'm surprised she hasn't shared it! She must be mortified and particularly when nominated with children and isnt one the nominees a sister of a girl going through cancer. Whereas G2 is just someone who runs the family business and takes all the freebies that comes with have 2 relatively well known sisters.

She is probably disappointed not to have been nominated for Best Mum.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

My jaw hit the floor when Doireann said u might feel slight sea sickness now and again ....... On a cruis ship ? In the sea???? Sea sickness ????? Never did it cross my mind that could be a possiblitiy. Thank god for Doireann braving the waters and enlightening us.

"I think you probably would suffer from sea sickness. Like generally you don't feel it but sometimes there's a little... it's so subtle....you just feel a slight movement, really slight. But I know that that can be enough to make someone who suffers from seasickness to feel sick. It's hard to know...I think I would chance it if I was someone who suffered from it, but it is hard to know."


Thank you Doireann

 

[thawmeisjustsomtinels]

If Aoife Moore has had to step back from Louise McSharry’s podcast due to her role with BBC [fairplay to her], how come Doireann Garrihy is allowed to continue her podcast despite working with RTE? These projects are clear conflicts of interest and being our state broadcaster into disrepute.

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Jesus she’s her own biggest fan. Thinks she’s hilarious

Maybe she’ll interview herself on the pod next?! The ultimate narcissist act

 

[SunsOutHunsOut]

Once he doesn’t touch her parsley drawer

Wowee, that's some euphemism. Put that in your next poem, Euge!