The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[JudgeyPants]

What I can’t understand is why it never occurred to her that having 4 kids would be hard work? Yes, I know that you don’t know how hard until you actually have them there, but it’s like they haven’t considered the practicalities of supervising 4 children of differing ages and how tricky it would be to do everyday tasks like going to the shops If I were you Jess, I’d stop popping them out now.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

What I can’t understand is why it never occurred to her that having 4 kids would be hard work? Yes, I know that you don’t know how hard until you actually have them there, but it’s like they haven’t considered the practicalities of supervising 4 children of differing ages and how tricky it would be to do everyday tasks like going to the shops If I were you Jess, I’d stop popping them out now.

You know what, I’d bleeping glare at her as well if 2 days before Christmas, I decided that today would be the day I practiced my gentle parenting and sat down in the middle of an aisle with my child and buggy.
Get out the bleeping way, shop online, get trev to go after work, maybe got organised since I peddle how organised I truly am with planners.

Maybe stop pumping out children every year if you are struggling to control them.

 

[Popsock123]

She can’t go shopping without a story can she duck off Jess we see straight through you

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Is she having crab tonight? She should have said!
Urgh imagine how much of that fish she’s going to dribble down that beige roll neck jumper!

 

[Spilttea]

The thought of her having a seafood boil makes me not want to eat for a month. I really wish she would stop trying to make her eldest happen, it’s really not gonna happen love.

 

[Romy]

She thinks Sophia is so mature but she's quite older than the other ones, and she had the chance to grow up a few years before her parents decide to make babies every year. Maybe there was a bit more of parenting by then lol

 

[Fanaff]

I found Trev!! He’s on the musicals programme as a backing dancer

 

[Fanaff]

She’s managed to crawl out of her stinky pit to do a body positive post as she needs to up her engagement. Shame she couldn’t wash her hair for it.

 

[Shamelesshorse]

So…Trev is at work, she’s at home with 4 kids (which includes a toddler a baby and pretty much a new born) and the lazy witch is in bed at half 3 in the afternoon

 

[Kiko]

How old is Isabella? Is she not a bit old to be drinking out a bottle?

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

How to avoid sharing what lazy arse does!

 

[Popsock123]

Which one of you brats asked if she uses a planner? crying! Sits in bed all day more like

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

How to avoid sharing what lazy arse does!

She could get a job in politics they way she avoids answering a question.

 

[Popsock123]

Poor Jason has really been forgotten about hasn’t he? It’s all the girls this or Theo that

 

[Laney35]

How the hell did she make favourite new mama list?

 

[Laney35]

How does she have time to read a book with 4 kids? I’ve had my 3 year old nephew today and this the first time getting a minute for myself. Once I was done playing, feeding, bathing, bed time story etc etc is dad like Trev really working?

 

[Emsie]

Not sticking up for her but newborns are easier, Jason probably still has a long afternoon nap and the other two have been at school I'd think. I miss long afternoon naps so much but I'd crack on and do housework, prep dinner and probs get 20 mins with a book but jess is just super productive and doesn't need to do normal mom stuff does she!

 

[Begborrowsteal]

With that many kids and a house needing reno, how does she have time to read a book in 2 days? Its a big book to power through as well. This woman is lazy as duck.

 

[Kiko]

With that many kids and a house needing reno, how does she have time to read a book in 2 days? Its a big book to power through as well. This woman is lazy as duck.

She’s never out that bed of hers

 

[Popsock123]

Why is she always in bed with the baby.. Where’s the dog? Infact where the duck is Trev? Where’s Jason?