The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Blahblah93]

Sorry but is that food constantly round JJs mouth or is it skin markings like a birth mark? His hair is so unkempt. It's not even been styled for the ad just left all bushy and wild. Keep your boys curls but fuck me don't leave it like that.

I think it might be a birth mark

 

[Peachylite]

She’s not even chubby! She wishes she was!

Yeah at this point she’s just fat her Grwm should be fat mum of 4. Which there is nothing wrong with being fat but own it ffs

 

[Horseyhelen]

Who wants to see anyone jiggle in a dirty bra, jeans that have probably never been washed and a coral/grey/leopard print/green/floral/stripe abomination

Exactly!

 

[Popsock123]

Oh my god I forgot about the dog!!

 

[Serious_Susan]

Last mentioned oct 21!

 

[Onecandream]

The way she eye fucks herself in the mirror gives me serious ick.
No funny story of your baby in the hairdressers?Also - why does she keep leaving that baby in a doona? She does know that they are supposed to be used for limited time periods.

He’s been in it for long periods from birth. I hate those strollers

 

[Begborrowsteal]

She only mentioned the dentist when she got paid to, for Sophia

 

[Romy]

Has her page disappeared ?
I don’t follow her but searched her and there was nothing there

I still see her page

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

The voice has changed too!

 

[Serious_Susan]

Hang on… she’s going on holiday and only taking 3/4 kids?!

 

[Emsie]

New thread guys

 

[Romy]

It means Bella doesn't look black so will appeal to white audience, so those white people will be paying the bills. If that's what jess thinks though I'd say little JJ was racially ambiguous with his blue eyes, she's missing a trick!

Precisely, they're all mixed starting by Trev and Jess, but JJ is probably the one who has taken more on the "white side" physically. I think she identifies more with Isabella's character.

 

[PM_me_hun?]

Did I miss something? What happened to the dog?

 

[walterisback]

She’s only been back at work 5 minutes and is on holiday already. I bet her employers hate her!

 

[Romy]

I think she mentioned it on a story as I remember her doing a shopping haul and moaning that she couldn’t eat biscuits or sweets but was still necking smoothies and juices and cereals . The fact that she’s still having to check her sugar levels is concerning- her diet is so bad I wouldn’t be surprised if she becomes full time diabetic before the age of 40. But hey, it’s all about body confidence innit? Never mind health, that doesn’t get you likes and followers

Yes, as far as I know, gestational diabetes is supposed to disappear after the baby delivery. Why is she still checking ?

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

Another change of voice! These stories don’t match the posh voice overs

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Wtf shes on holiday again!?

 

[Romy]

Two things I would never get advice on from Jess - make up (all manky AF) and planning (constantly forgets stuff and can’t decide if her selling point is she’s a Uber organised mum or a slapdash fly by the seat of her pants mum)

Hair is still as gross as ever as well

And she is so proud of her failures. She thinks that makes her relatable but she just looks like a grubby shitty mum.

 

[Blahblah93]

Has she deleted the post?

 

[Karliz]

Fresh Beignet sounds delicious for breakfast