Her legs are so painfully thin, her knees could cut glass
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
. Also a date night last night at a restaurant, did they not watch the football
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Woman shrugging :woman_shrugging: 🤷♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f937-2640.png)
Bit weird
![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
And finally, the date night dress ( I hate that term
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
) looks very badly cut and ill fitting.
I said I wouldn't wear it on a boat trip or anywhere else - I think my family would laugh at me in which ever location I would wear it in. I have been on a boat in evening wear before and have been to lake Como amongst many places so get that part.
I once, in Venice, had to get on a boat to go to a private island for a party in a full on evening gown. I fell over, arse over tit on the way back
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
. I’ve never lived that down
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)