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"LaLande Lady of the Leaks"
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Dippy Hippy
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Today at 6:26 AM
Pno said:
@Dippy Hippy the tread is moving fast and I’m sure will need to be moved when you wake up in the UK while I’ll still be fast asleep still in San Francisco. @MojoDublin I cede to @Dippy Hippy or whomever is awake and alert or @Heathcliffe if @Dippy Hippy cannot fulfill the duties!
Not sure how to move it on, well I have no idea what to do! Hopefully someone will know.
@Pno should choose the title for the new thread If they can't I love @JackSpratt suggestion with a modification from @KyBourbon.
"LaLande Lady of the Leaks"
Unless Pno is awake of course to choose! -
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@Jikki2
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The threads are running faster than French dogs! How can only fifteen internet idiot hater yentas produce so much prose?
Let's try to recap a little.
The previous thread started light-hearted with some fun over the Viagra blue room. Tattlers were not impressed. I personally don't really care how she decorates her pile of rocks but a table in front of a door is plain weird and a flower vase balanced over a door is just a concussion waiting to happen.
Another Channel 4 project got some comments, too. How does she drain a lake, create a shitshow about the hoops she needs to jump to get it back and then goes on to drain a pond without permits?
Falling ceilings have become so common place in the Shatoo at this point that the owners just open a bottle of wine and not many even care to comment. At least no one has died. Yet.
Most debate still took place over the outing of the
Douche Dutch Boyfriend. Was it all planned? Is Snorty behind the leak? Stefanny says it was a misunderstanding. Probably because she doesn't want to get kicked out of the show like the Methricks. People have different theories but Stefanny looked like she got prick by a hedgehog. I would say she got caught with her knickers around her ankles but she doesn't wear any.
After using the extremely scientific method of this-is-how-it-looked-to-me, I can say that few Tattlers thought the age difference makes the relationship icky and eww but most don't really care. I think Snorty should finish his education and Stefanny, as the one with more life experience, should push the hobosexual back to school. Seems like she might just do that if not only to get rid of him in the future. I'm only thinking what's best for Snorty and not my snort-free viewing experience.
The employer-employee aspect bothered a lot of people, especially on the other side of the pond but not as much on this side. It's just not such a taboo in Europe though it is a bit more complicated matter. We'll see how her largely American audience reacts to hiring a personal rentboy. And is his job title now an escort? Or a toy boy? What exactly he gets paid for? Does she only pay for his time and everything else that happens is between consenting adults? (If you get that reference, you need to clean your browser history.)
Most cringe entertainment was offered by the live Q&A (thank you
@MojoDublin).
Snorty was desperate to talk about their relationship while Stefanny looked embarrassed and tried to deflect. Best part was when Snorty talked about marriage. He has clearly thought about it. Stefanny has a very distinctive fake laughter which she uses a lot so it was very refreshing to hear her genuine laughter to Snorty's ridiculous idea of a marriage. I want that scene on replay. Other than that, the Q&A was a typical train wreck with no updates on anything important. Where's the money going?!
If I may comment on the debate about being deceived (and I may because this is Tattle and all opinions are welcome and that's something the haters on Patreon don't get), I understand wanting to keep a fresh relationship out of the public eye but as time went on, they employed clear tactics to dupe the viewers. For example, Snorty's move to another room was all about smoke and mirrors. The word is out and spreading fast so they need to come clean on YouTube and carry on. But Stefanny is blowing it out of proportion, making herself the victim and raking in the money. It's all about deceiving, duping and defrauding.
From defrauding we get to the employment issues at the Shatoo. I gave her the benefit of the doubt of possibly employing Nutty and Snorty legally but that possibility has been put to the test. She may be hiring them as self-employed contractors in order to avoid her responsibilities as an employer. Well, she's in for a surprise when
Inspection du travail finds out what's going on (report her, please). I wonder what her co-owners, Potty and Baggy, think of being partly responsible and coincidentally each being liable for up to a 45000 euro fine and three years' imprisonment. Or, with aggravating circumstances like multiple breaches over several years, it's up to 100000 euros in fines and ten years in prison. I'm expecting a vlog from Potty and Baggy on their life as prison bitches.
Oh my, I might be a little hungover and horny but I'm trying to catch up on Chateau DIY. What is my life?
Nevertheless, I wish all the best to the Queen of Lalande and his Sugar Mummy.
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@Dippy Hippy
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Yesterday at 9:01 PM
Ooo! I've become a VIP. When did that happen?
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@ComtesseRose
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Sunday at 8:56 PM
OMG!
I never thought I'd ever be in this position. I'd like to give my "hater's" speech and thank the Academy of Tattle.Life
Who during the pandemic have given me great laughs, when I felt isolated and alone.
I myself got recommended Sir Trotter's vlogs during the pandemic and I watched them.
I found them charming, then his skit with La Jarvis, made me curious as to who she was. One thing lead to another.
But it was Baghead Nic, who lead me to Tattle.Life. They say curiosity killed the cat and oh boy did it. I was curious as to what he looked like and why he hid, all while being in front of the cameras.
I never felt people on here were haters, I laughed along with the wittyness tattlers produced here. As an anonmynous lurker I couldn't watch the attachments, so I decided to become a member and the rest is herstory, I guess.
Luckily I was never accused of being a châteauverse character by
@MojoDublin, how I survived that I do not know.
There is so much...
A big thank you to
@Jules100 and
@Pno for their contribution to the thread title.
An honourary thank you to
@pettyicequeen who started these threads.
Also a list of tattlers do miss: Although I was happy to see some return during the big KABOOM.
@Bored Mermaid CC I hope you are doing well with the storm damage and with your mother.
@Mummy Dearest We so miss your witty recaps, hope all is well. I have to say
@Jikki2 made an excellent one
@Princess and the Pea We miss those Natti skits, they were hillarious.
@lalablahblah I do miss your harsh wit, some of it made me chuckle.
@ProfessorPlum Look I'm somebody now.
There are so many more I wanted to tag, but couldn't remember the names of. I hope you are all well in the real world.
Also to the lurkers, who react to our posts, I do hope you'll join the fun someday...
And
@Heathcliffe will never reach official VIP status
Thank you.
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and Ireland
have spoken befor in relation to the manner in which both countries have the ability
at both the comments and herself being the butt of the joke .
…. Restorations are expensive and if the ability to earn money
coming up to Christmas and indeed on Dan’s worst months for work ….. I’d have his sandwiches made and his clothes clean
and send him packing to earn the cash
It needed to be said.
