The Chateau Diaries #83 LaLande Lady of the Leaks

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"LaLande Lady of the Leaks"
@Pno we await thread 84 .....


Dippy Hippy
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Today at 6:26 AM
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@Dippy Hippy the tread is moving fast and I’m sure will need to be moved when you wake up in the UK while I’ll still be fast asleep still in San Francisco. @MojoDublin I cede to @Dippy Hippy or whomever is awake and alert or @Heathcliffe if @Dippy Hippy cannot fulfill the duties!
Not sure how to move it on, well I have no idea what to do! Hopefully someone will know.
@Pno should choose the title for the new thread If they can't I love @JackSpratt suggestion with a modification from @KyBourbon.
"LaLande Lady of the Leaks"
Unless Pno is awake of course to choose! -


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@Jikki2
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The threads are running faster than French dogs! How can only fifteen internet idiot hater yentas produce so much prose?

Let's try to recap a little.

The previous thread started light-hearted with some fun over the Viagra blue room. Tattlers were not impressed. I personally don't really care how she decorates her pile of rocks but a table in front of a door is plain weird and a flower vase balanced over a door is just a concussion waiting to happen.

Another Channel 4 project got some comments, too. How does she drain a lake, create a shitshow about the hoops she needs to jump to get it back and then goes on to drain a pond without permits?

Falling ceilings have become so common place in the Shatoo at this point that the owners just open a bottle of wine and not many even care to comment. At least no one has died. Yet.

Most debate still took place over the outing of the Douche Dutch Boyfriend. Was it all planned? Is Snorty behind the leak? Stefanny says it was a misunderstanding. Probably because she doesn't want to get kicked out of the show like the Methricks. People have different theories but Stefanny looked like she got prick by a hedgehog. I would say she got caught with her knickers around her ankles but she doesn't wear any.

After using the extremely scientific method of this-is-how-it-looked-to-me, I can say that few Tattlers thought the age difference makes the relationship icky and eww but most don't really care. I think Snorty should finish his education and Stefanny, as the one with more life experience, should push the hobosexual back to school. Seems like she might just do that if not only to get rid of him in the future. I'm only thinking what's best for Snorty and not my snort-free viewing experience.

The employer-employee aspect bothered a lot of people, especially on the other side of the pond but not as much on this side. It's just not such a taboo in Europe though it is a bit more complicated matter. We'll see how her largely American audience reacts to hiring a personal rentboy. And is his job title now an escort? Or a toy boy? What exactly he gets paid for? Does she only pay for his time and everything else that happens is between consenting adults? (If you get that reference, you need to clean your browser history.)

Most cringe entertainment was offered by the live Q&A (thank you @MojoDublin).
Snorty was desperate to talk about their relationship while Stefanny looked embarrassed and tried to deflect. Best part was when Snorty talked about marriage. He has clearly thought about it. Stefanny has a very distinctive fake laughter which she uses a lot so it was very refreshing to hear her genuine laughter to Snorty's ridiculous idea of a marriage. I want that scene on replay. Other than that, the Q&A was a typical train wreck with no updates on anything important. Where's the money going?!

If I may comment on the debate about being deceived (and I may because this is Tattle and all opinions are welcome and that's something the haters on Patreon don't get), I understand wanting to keep a fresh relationship out of the public eye but as time went on, they employed clear tactics to dupe the viewers. For example, Snorty's move to another room was all about smoke and mirrors. The word is out and spreading fast so they need to come clean on YouTube and carry on. But Stefanny is blowing it out of proportion, making herself the victim and raking in the money. It's all about deceiving, duping and defrauding.

From defrauding we get to the employment issues at the Shatoo. I gave her the benefit of the doubt of possibly employing Nutty and Snorty legally but that possibility has been put to the test. She may be hiring them as self-employed contractors in order to avoid her responsibilities as an employer. Well, she's in for a surprise when Inspection du travail finds out what's going on (report her, please). I wonder what her co-owners, Potty and Baggy, think of being partly responsible and coincidentally each being liable for up to a 45000 euro fine and three years' imprisonment. Or, with aggravating circumstances like multiple breaches over several years, it's up to 100000 euros in fines and ten years in prison. I'm expecting a vlog from Potty and Baggy on their life as prison witches.

Oh my, I might be a little hungover and horny but I'm trying to catch up on Chateau DIY. What is my life?

Nevertheless, I wish all the best to the Queen of Lalande and his Sugar Mummy.

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@Dippy Hippy
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Yesterday at 9:01 PM
Ooo! I've become a VIP. When did that happen? 😲


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@ComtesseRose
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Sunday at 8:56 PM
OMG! 😭😭😭😭
I never thought I'd ever be in this position. I'd like to give my "hater's" speech and thank the Academy of Tattle.Life
Who during the pandemic have given me great laughs, when I felt isolated and alone.
I myself got recommended Sir Trotter's vlogs during the pandemic and I watched them.
I found them charming, then his skit with La Jarvis, made me curious as to who she was. One thing lead to another.
But it was Baghead Nic, who lead me to Tattle.Life. They say curiosity killed the cat and oh boy did it. I was curious as to what he looked like and why he hid, all while being in front of the cameras. πŸ™„
I never felt people on here were haters, I laughed along with the wittyness tattlers produced here. As an anonmynous lurker I couldn't watch the attachments, so I decided to become a member and the rest is herstory, I guess. 😁 Luckily I was never accused of being a chÒteauverse character by @MojoDublin, how I survived that I do not know. 🀭
There is so much...
A big thank you to @Jules100 and @Pno for their contribution to the thread title.
An honourary thank you to @pettyicequeen who started these threads.
Also a list of tattlers do miss: Although I was happy to see some return during the big KABOOM.
@Bored Mermaid CC I hope you are doing well with the storm damage and with your mother.
@Mummy Dearest We so miss your witty recaps, hope all is well. I have to say @Jikki2 made an excellent one πŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ
@Princess and the Pea We miss those Natti skits, they were hillarious.
@lalablahblah I do miss your harsh wit, some of it made me chuckle.
@ProfessorPlum Look I'm somebody now. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
There are so many more I wanted to tag, but couldn't remember the names of. I hope you are all well in the real world.
Also to the lurkers, who react to our posts, I do hope you'll join the fun someday... πŸ€—
And @Heathcliffe will never reach official VIP status
Thank you. πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–


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Congratulations to all the new VIP members a title I aspire to. Also thank you for the thread recommendation with the addition from @KyBourbon, I am honoured. Now on with the show!
 
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WOW, we are really cruising along...again, welcome to all new members, whether you are adding to the conversation or are quietly taking it all in. And hi, SJ and DBF SquirrelNutkins! Love you, mean it!
 
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From the Chateau Unwrapped community comments...

Linnea S
2 hours ago
So disingenuous that all of the comments are so positive and patting you on the back. It's hard to trust a site that doesn't allow for people to be unhappy with it. Anyway, isn't the editing your paid job too and just as important?

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Denise Adams
2 hours ago
Nothing disingenuous about it. For many if us it was escape during the toughest time of COVID. We all understand how much effort goes into what they are doing, enjoy what they are doing but also understand they have private lives that may need to take priority from time to time. Or they may have unexpected things happen such as a laptop dying. And so for them, just as we do for others in our life, we offer grace and best wishes for better times. Don't you take time off, either planned for vacation or unplanned because life hits you with the unexpected? If that doesn't work for you then maybe you're in the wrong place.
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Essie Essie
2 hours ago
Oh my such anger. Really? Over entertainment you view for free? Find a hobby Troll

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Linnea S
51 minutes ago
@Essie Essie such an unwelcoming lot. I am free to disagree You all clearly do not welcome others who have opinions that differ to yours. Who's the angry responder? Who is the name-caller
 
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Many congratulations to the new VIP's! πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸ§¨πŸŒ @ComtesseRose , I also lurked and came out of the shadows due to not being able to click on attachments...I'm glad I finally jumped into the conversations, though I do have a bit of trouble keeping up lately. ;)
 
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Michael peaked in Jan/Feb this year in Patreon. We'll see how he'll do in the beginning of coming year and if his patron number plummets.
Stephanie gains more and more patrons every month, there's no drop in sight :(
 
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From the Chateau Unwrapped community comments...

Linnea S
2 hours ago
So disingenuous that all of the comments are so positive and patting you on the back. It's hard to trust a site that doesn't allow for people to be unhappy with it. Anyway, isn't the editing your paid job too and just as important?

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Denise Adams
2 hours ago
Nothing disingenuous about it. For many if us it was escape during the toughest time of COVID. We all understand how much effort goes into what they are doing, enjoy what they are doing but also understand they have private lives that may need to take priority from time to time. Or they may have unexpected things happen such as a laptop dying. And so for them, just as we do for others in our life, we offer grace and best wishes for better times. Don't you take time off, either planned for vacation or unplanned because life hits you with the unexpected? If that doesn't work for you then maybe you're in the wrong place.
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Essie Essie
2 hours ago
Oh my such anger. Really? Over entertainment you view for free? Find a hobby Troll

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Linnea S
51 minutes ago
@Essie Essie such an unwelcoming lot. I am free to disagree You all clearly do not welcome others who have opinions that differ to yours. Who's the angry responder? Who is the name-caller
Ok now I’m ANGRY how hard they work??? Try spending the last 18 months working in an icu unit, desperately trying to help people breath, when fellow co workers are among your patients, while wrapped head to toe in double plastic, while terrified you’ll get sick or make your family sick. I would have given anything for a day off a midday start and a gaggle of headless lunatics fanning over me. When my computer broke someone died. I am traumatised by what I’ve been through and fearful it’s coming again this winter. How hard they work , please don’t even go there. That’s my biggest bug bear with these prissy idiots your only allowed have an opinion as long as it’s pleasant for them to hear. If it’s a differing or even a more reasoned comment the chainsaws come out.
 
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@Dippy Hippy , I realize it's a safe area, my parents lived in Harrogate for some years and I visited any chance I could..I love it there. I suppose I'm a little overly paranoid...my only concern is that in case someone from someplace else has any sort of obsession with their favorite vlogger, they could find her easily in her 'murder cave'. I used to take my dog to work with me when I was there on my own, besides good company, she was my 'meet & greet' committee.

I'm glad Country Living has a fair in Harrogate, I went to their Christmas fair in Islington one year when Green & Blacks was a sponsor...I came home with an entire bag full of chocs & jars of their hot chocolate mix...it was wonderful. Word of mouth is the best advertisement and once she gets booked, it will snowball for her. I don't think she'll have any problem getting into Country Living fairs later on once she's more established.
 
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hey guys i plan on winning the lottery tonight, think I should buy a chateau and visit lalande? I'll start a youtube channel but you wont need to pay me (i'm winning the lotto tonight)

is this what happens in your brain when you finally catch up on the threads?

i need to take a break
 
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Ok now I’m ANGRY how hard they work??? Try spending the last 18 months working in an icu unit, desperately trying to help people breath, when fellow co workers are among your patients, while wrapped head to toe in double plastic, while terrified you’ll get sick or make your family sick. I would have given anything for a day off a midday start and a gaggle of headless lunatics fanning over me. When my computer broke someone died. I am traumatised by what I’ve been through and fearful it’s coming again this winter. How hard they work , please don’t even go there. That’s my biggest bug bear with these prissy idiots your only allowed have an opinion as long as it’s pleasant for them to hear. If it’s a differing or even a more reasoned comment the chainsaws come out.
Clearly, the man-child doesn't have a shred of professionalism in him. He can never use that excuse in the real world. That's absolutely unacceptable. If one has a job to do, one has got to deliver no matter what, especially when one has a deadline.

YOU HAD ONE JOB! Broken computer my a$$. :LOL: :m
As for the Lalande Youtube community members who don't like "hate" in the comments section, but have no problems hating on others who disagree with them, their so-called positive community is nothing but a circle jerk.

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Ok HOLD THE PHONE:
1. tomaz offered to spill the beans on the lady of the leaks for pay and nobody took him up on it?? Was there a price list? Was it a price per secret? Or a price per video?? Does anyone have his email? Does he know about the existence of this place? Does he need new "friends".... if so... I believe I am available this afternoon 🀣🀣

2. La leaky had her tits out?? Without support?? Huh - well, how did they look, and how did I miss that (teach me for FF all the time and watching a 2x the speed)

3. No panties! I guess everything has dried upπŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€« I didn't say that - just thought it - in my outside voice.

I had something else... but I forgot it with the overwhelming idea of being able to spend something like $5 a secret😁
 
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Ok now I’m ANGRY how hard they work??? Try spending the last 18 months working in an icu unit, desperately trying to help people breath, when fellow co workers are among your patients, while wrapped head to toe in double plastic, while terrified you’ll get sick or make your family sick. I would have given anything for a day off a midday start and a gaggle of headless lunatics fanning over me. When my computer broke someone died. I am traumatised by what I’ve been through and fearful it’s coming again this winter. How hard they work , please don’t even go there. That’s my biggest bug bear with these prissy idiots your only allowed have an opinion as long as it’s pleasant for them to hear. If it’s a differing or even a more reasoned comment the chainsaws come out.
Welcome and feel free to vent! I'm thankful that you and others in your position haven't just thrown your arms up in despair and walked out...you are appreciated, though I'm sure it doesn't always feel that way and I'm sorry how awful people can be and how terribly difficult this past nearly 2 years has been.

If the content creators don't want differing opinions, then shut the comments section off...simple. But with the comments open, it's unrealistic to think everyone is going to have the same views and it shows extreme narcissism to cull the negative comments. The cult members get highly agitated if anyone dare cast doubt on their carefully curated vision...it's just so full of ego stroking and ass kissing I can't take it. I don't read the comments under the vlogs normally, I just read the ones people share here...far less stressful/annoying for me anyways. I did make exception with the Manor & Maker vlog because it is new and they have at least had the decency to let the dissenters comments stay up.
 
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hey guys i plan on winning the lottery tonight, think I should buy a chateau and visit lalande? I'll start a youtube channel but you wont need to pay me (i'm winning the lotto tonight)

is this what happens in your brain when you finally catch up on the threads?

i need to take a break
Yes. That is exactly what happens. Then you eat cake.

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Michael peaked in Jan/Feb this year in Patreon. We'll see how he'll do in the beginning of coming year and if his patron number plummets.
Stephanie gains more and more patrons every month, there's no drop in sight :(
Yes she does gain more patreons- however you will notice her viewer subscribers have slowed to a trickle- and my guess is.... by this time next year.... it will have crested like a roller coaster
 
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@Dippy Hippy , I realize it's a safe area, my parents lived in Harrogate for some years and I visited any chance I could..I love it there. I suppose I'm a little overly paranoid...my only concern is that in case someone from someplace else has any sort of obsession with their favorite vlogger, they could find her easily in her 'murder cave'. I used to take my dog to work with me when I was there on my own, besides good company, she was my 'meet & greet' committee.

I'm glad Country Living has a fair in Harrogate, I went to their Christmas fair in Islington one year when Green & Blacks was a sponsor...I came home with an entire bag full of chocs & jars of their hot chocolate mix...it was wonderful. Word of mouth is the best advertisement and once she gets booked, it will snowball for her. I don't think she'll have any problem getting into Country Living fairs later on once she's more established.
I think she'll do well too. She's working hard at it and seems to have good people advising her. I'm going to the Country Living Christmas fair, I hope to come home with nice treats ! It's usually great for small Christmas presents. 😁
 
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Oh NOW I remember- I want to figure out how to get La Leaky's shrill laugh about marriage as my ring tone - perhaps for my Narc mother?? Or... just in case the devil calls?? Or as my SPAM ring tone!! That's it!! The SPAM ring toneπŸ˜‰ that's what I forgot before
 
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Her enablers (they are more than fans because they follow her blindly) are just attacking anyone who calls her out on the lies she told to cover it up. They are trying to silence anyone who voices their feelings about her deceit, telling them just to stop watching and stay quiet, because even though they have cognitive dissonance about her lying they know that if you speak up and draw other people's attention to it that it may put Stephanie in a bad light. I only came here because of this, I never cared that she wanted to keep her relationship private, I only cared that she lied to stop people becoming suspicious and I no longer see her in the same way - I have mentioned this before but a lot of people are coming here for the same reason and I want them to understand there are quite a few of us.
 
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Chateau DIY

Chateau DIY S06E13

Jumpin' Jo Hosafatz

22 hours ago
?? So let me get this straight... that ridiculous bleached blonde British woman at Lalande has been begging people on YouTube for years, to send her money every month, because she has no money to 'restore' her crumbling, forgettable chateau. Yet she decided that spending a thousand dollars per roll, on the most expensive wallpaper on the planet, is a top priority... instead of repairing the ugly crumbling outside walls or painting the gross peeling paint on all of the windows. She is happy to accept 40 thousand dollars a month in charity, while constantly bragging to viewers about her vacations al over the world, her extensive wardrobe of designer clothes, shoes, tiaras and then there is the new room she is building to store her vast collection of expensive dinnerware, various crystal settings, silverware and GOLD cutlery. She spends money on endless frills and then complains that the place has been freezing for over 15 years and instead of installing a heating system for her guests and the people working there for free, she decides that it is urgent to wallpaper the 'grand entrance.' The woman is delusional and while she chooses to swish around all day, every day, as a wannabee french princess is harmless enough, she needs to show some respect to the people donating their hard earned dollars and be more practical when spending other peoples money! The woman needs to actually restore the place, instead of indulging her taste for the most expensive wallpaper she could find. (Maybe if she decided to get a job for the first time in her life, she would learn the value of a dollar and would try to live within her means, instead of using people to send her half a million dollars a year in donations and stop depending on people to show up and work for free, cooking and cleaning... even the slaves were given free food and a place to sleep.) The show does make one laugh though, as it is such a God awful train wreck.


Lisa Kilmer
3 hours ago
There's Jumpin Jo again, diligently distorting information about Lalande in order to excoriate Stephanie. Her fans know she is slightly crazy, sometimes quite extravagant, but also kind, affirming others and generous. Why should one NOT have subscriptions when people want to subscribe? Why would one NOT use Workaway volunteers since those people actually Apply to work there? Why would one NOT find a tax advantage in setting up a non-profit which is heavily regulated? Why are those things to be vilified? And no, Jumpin Jo - don't answer me back - I know you sadly just want to excoriate someone who is successful on Youtube. There are loads of other Youtubers who make astronomical amounts filming ridiculous things - do you excoriate them as well?


DaphneReloaded
14 hours ago
She e begs so much money from people during a pandemic and she should be ashamed of herself. Also, we know about Philip, she can stop lying already.

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Smee
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what are you talking about? ..Nutter

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Andrew's Art Duchy
12 hours ago

Daphne you're wasting your life

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Pat McLoughlin
9 hours ago
@DaphneReloaded you are not a very nice person. You should also not talk about something you know NOTHING about
 
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Oh NOW I remember- I want to figure out how to get La Leaky's shrill laugh about marriage as my ring tone - perhaps for my Narc mother?? Or... just in case the devil calls?? Or as my SPAM ring tone!! That's it!! The SPAM ring toneπŸ˜‰ that's what I forgot before
why would you plague yourself with this!!!!!! hahahaha
 
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Ok HOLD THE PHONE:
1. tomaz offered to spill the beans on the lady of the leaks for pay and nobody took him up on it?? Was there a price list? Was it a price per secret? Or a price per video?? Does anyone have his email? Does he know about the existence of this place? Does he need new "friends".... if so... I believe I am available this afternoon 🀣🀣

I had something else... but I forgot it with the overwhelming idea of being able to spend something like $5 a secret😁
Yeah!! what is his price?
Spill the beans Tomaz
 
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