The Chateau Diaries #82 The Tale of Philip, the châteausexual Hedgehog

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He's so funny, I just love him....and speaking of The Pethericks" (I know, we weren't, but it's an opportunity for my rant!)...I just posted on the thread about the Pethericks, saving Gwen and all, about Anna from Bordeaux Life being shown around the parts of Basmanignee not seen before and I was in such distress to see the clutter and ruin in so many rooms of that beautiful chateau. I thought Lalande was a mess!!!...so many gorgeous antiques and lovely furniture that is bought because they (mostly Billy) see it and just have to OWN it...then it's stuffed into an unused and run down room somewhere in the top floors and never seen again...until someone asks for a tour of the top floors and films it. At one point Michael joins them and when Anna says something about restoring some of the beautiful pieces, he says he doesn't have time to do that....WTF???...he doesn't have a job, why the hell can't he do it???...OMG!...rant over before I stroke out!...

Maybe if some tv show were to film him recovering the chairs he'd be interested.
 
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That's what she says but she received lots of furniture, mirrors, fabric from her father, the two parrot candlesticks (from Isabelle !), bedheads from her aunt......
LOL - I read that as beheads from her aunt. Too many Marie Antoinette comparisons I guess.
 
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For the rest of the chateauverse Patreon isn't providing an income they could lean to.
Dan the Man is doing well. Boy Trotter is losing patrons every month.
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For the rest of the chateauverse Patreon isn't providing an income they could lean to.
Dan the Man is doing well. Boy Trotter is losing patrons every month.
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Oh you little beauty

Dan the man is 15 places from the top 400 as Stephanoligy likes to brag

Credit card 💳 at the ready ….
Possibly a chance for Dan to make the top 400 for Christmas 🎅??
😈
 
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Isn’t interesting that the pandemic was the event that catapulted these châteaux owners to internet fame, especially CD. Now that covid restrictions are easing we are seeing the châteaux world starting to implode.
 
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Isn’t interesting that the pandemic was the event that catapulted these châteaux owners to internet fame, especially CD. Now that covid restrictions are easing we are seeing the châteaux world starting to implode.
It was an escapism for us, and it was an escapism for them as well... From the truth of their own lives :it's time to work their ass off and get real jobs to finance all the projects they've started for god sake.

I can't name any long and painful task she's done off camera since she said she had sewn and out together all the curtains of the château herself. She'd probably never even helped Mary Poppins with the cleaning. She always had more important tasks to do aka galavanting around.
 
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Murder cave in spades! Looks like a place where Jack the Ripper would have lurked.
 
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Thank you very much for the link @Hemerocallis . SJ introduced Snorty in that video only with subtitles on the screen which also said that she would introduce him properly in the next video. If the next video was 'The tray that renovated a chateau' , which I think it was, BJJ was in it from the beginning as he started to renovate and recover an old sofa BUT he was not properly introduced ! Wonder why ????
 
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Nobody's scandalized by the nudity, throughout history there's been artists and clientele for pictures of naked women. What we've discussed here is how Steph wants to represent her father as a saint and how his paintings represent women as objects to his gaze, always frivolous, willing and ready. There's an undeniable pornographic tone in his paintings. There's more facets to her dad, that's all 😂
It's all in the lie of the beholder ...
 
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Ahh yes....

Stephanie: "We can't see much under the mask"
Philip: "Would you like me to take it off?"
Stephanie: " You look like a Three Musketeer"
Philip: "Really?"
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ahhh i see she has a musketeer fetish!
 
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Isn’t interesting that the pandemic was the event that catapulted these châteaux owners to internet fame, especially CD. Now that covid restrictions are easing we are seeing the châteaux world starting to implode.
Please. Please. Please.
 
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Don’t know if I did see this clip
Apparently - having lived in the farmhouse for 6 months

Philipa had become so knowledgeable and curated the entire emause shopping 🛍 haul

He had to guide his support pimp around to revisit all her purchases

I tit you not - Stephanoligy pissed someone off in the production company … and they exacted their revenge 😈

Whom ever you were .. I salute you 🙇‍♀️
 
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Not sure how to move it on, well I have no idea what to do! Hopefully someone will know.
@Pno should choose the title for the new thread If they can't I love @JackSpratt suggestion with a modification from @KyBourbon.
"LaLande Lady of the Leaks"
Unless Pno is awake of course to choose!
@MojoDublin please help @dippyhippy! Can’t catch up and get to work on time. SJ would not understand that previous sentence. It’s too bad Madame Mystery can’t conjure Inspector Methrick on damage control and deflection!
 
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If Stephanie was a man every single person would crucify him from his balls for sleeping with a volunteer half his age :unsure:
I've been thinking this exact thing! The MeToo movement would be all over her if she was male.
 
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Heck at this rate Philleeep may not even make it through Advent! We should run a pool to guess his leaving date! He'll definitely be gone before Mummeee returns!
tattle totally needs a poll option. but it can barely load my alerts so lets not get ahead of ourselves
 
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