The Chateau Diaries #81 Octo-Oedipus: being straight to ingratiate

[KyBourbon]

By the next time our Shantylaine bothers to check that area out....like MAYBE next March??? There will be cobwebs all over that vase, flowers will still be there dead...and those stupid cameos that Snorts hot glued all over the walls will have fallen off here and there. His big claim to fame. He can use a hot glue gun.
woopdeedoo.


Taken them all back to the dollar store

I swear that room looks like a “stage set” or a vignette as someone else said. Like it was done for the show and that’s all. It’s so impractical and useless. I can’t imagine she’d keep it that way… but what do I know?

 

[MrsPoker]

This made me chuckle! on this FB group, any talk of SJ is banned as it causes too many arguments! :

 

[TheTaxInspector]

*** THE NIGHTMARE THAT BECAME A REALITY ***

Dear fellow Tattlers,

I feel that I must share this with you, if only to ease my suffering and help you all understand who I really am. I often post amusing things - as we all do - on this site, but there is another side to me, a more serious and, dare I say it, darker and sadder side. Last night, I had a terrible nightmare that literally shook me to my core. I often have nightmares but I’ve never experienced anything like this before, and I still haven’t quite recovered from it … . I dreamt that I was being pursued in a forest by a very strange couple - a manic blonde-haired woman in a nightdress and a ‘man’ who looked like a woman with facial hair and a scraggly brown wig, dressed only in underpants. In fact, he bore a close resemblance to a hedgehog with a woman’s body. I was absolutely terrified! I realised that I was being pursued by a pair of vampires. All around me were emaciated corpses hanging from the trees - they had had everything sucked out of them, including all their money. I ran as fast as I could, but to no avail. The last thing I remember is the two of them standing right next to me, about to sink their fangs into my neck … . Fortunately, I woke up at that point and realised that it had all been a bad dream … until I switched on my TV and went into YouTube …

 

[Maple fairy]

I have a confession I like the green chairs too. Individual elements alone not bad but together in the room however is a cacophony of bad taste.

 

[Patriciarella]

OK, I admit, I actually like those green chairs, but the rest

And what have they done to the floor

What is the use of such a room? Waste of space.

What they needed here is somewhere to hang guest coats and fire wood. Who will ever sit here? Maybe it’s for the 20 dogs that are storming the castle.

 

[Kickintheass]

So Gerald has met PJ's parents in the past and they have sent him what looks like pyjama top.

 

[Patriciarella]

OK, I admit, I actually like those green chairs, but the rest

And what have they done to the floor

What is the use of such a room? Waste of space.

Green chairs in Nic’s old room it was green and move Snorty’s black chairs to the attic with white couch. Put the peacock chair here, small desk and boom Nati can great guests.

 

[Subzero]

Speaking of gay. I sincerely wish this fellow Nicolas Fairport finds human love and companionship soon.
It's getting harder and harder to watch him do things alone like a lonely cat lady. He seems like a decent and lovely chap.

Calling all single gay men in Edinburgh!

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Maybe he is keeping his private life private AND secret?

 

[Patriciarella]

Speaking of gay. I sincerely wish this fellow Nicolas Fairport finds human love and companionship soon.
It's getting harder and harder to watch him do things alone like a lonely cat lady. He seems like a decent and lovely chap.

Calling all single gay men in Edinburgh!

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Snorty you settled you could be enjoying this and not have to hold a purse.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

i liked the wise lesson Amaury gave to Antoine...you always have to learn to work with your hands at some point...not always being busy with your phone...Antoine doesnt seem convinced..how could he be...brought up the way he is...i think he will remember the wise lesson Amaury gave him..one day...

 

[MojoDublin]

So a superfan makes a scarecrow calls it Philip

And dumb and dumber think
That’s a joke …

No let’s rename it Dan

Well it looks nothing like Dan - he’s not wearing woodland creatures as support - escort - BJJ

Leave the witty repartee to tattle

Your lack of manners and caring for your fans feelings are blindly obvious

Your both as ignorant together .
there is no wit or joy da vie from either of you

Liars don’t preform well as a team

Now this .. this is witty
This is how long I see snorts lasting till

 

[Subzero]

What they needed here is somewhere to hang guest coats and fire wood. Who will ever sit here? Maybe it’s for the 20 dogs that are storming the castle.

I like this idea. Is that the bathroom belonging to the Marquis Apartments? I don't remember what the Marquis quarters look like at all and if it has all amenities like a kitchen? If that's the Marquis bathroom,is it large? If it's small, it would have made more sense to make it bigger .

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Maybe he is keeping his private life private AND secret?

no doubt about that...that holy spirit with all his fuzzling about must have some dark secrets..i know these types...they like the dark..btw...are there darkrooms in Edinburgh..never been there,,, or maybe he is in Brussels this weekend...in La Demence...

 

[MsPitstop]

I swear that room looks like a “stage set” or a vignette as someone else said. Like it was done for the show and that’s all. It’s so impractical and useless. I can’t imagine she’d keep it that way… but what do I know?

Before the Channel 4 team pulled out of the Shitshow's driveway, Natti was shoving boxes of gifts and crap into that space!

 

[Ginginger]

Now I know the reeeeeal reason SSB waited to release the latest flog… it would have been tooooo much for her fans to know that she is ALSO being humped by a doggy!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Now I know the reeeeeal reason SSB waited to release the latest flog… it would have been tooooo much for her fans to know that she is ALSO being humped by a doggy! View attachment 849305

dogs are just like cats...they like the smell of rotten fish...

 

[Pno]

My guess is she's not going to keep this room as is, it's just not convenient... and it looks awful... This is not an English regency Country House. SJ loves everything 18th century French and this is not it.

What a hodge podge of a chateau, pff.

But just think of all of the Wedgewood that is being bubble wrapped and sent with sky high insurance values that they will have to pay Customs on!!!

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

I'm still playing catch-up on the last thread but wanted to post a couple of things before I lost my train of thought...

This post by someone (sorry, my "rememberer isn't functioning very well) ...~~~Just wondering why are you paying to be a patron of someone you come here to essentially s*lag off? I just don't get it. I can't stand MPK and there's no way I'd be funding his tit show just for extra insight.~~~

I became a patron on the lowest possible tier because I kept seeing others posting little snippets of information gathered from her Patreon videos and I wanted to see the entire thing...so I joined.

Also, I saw several mentions of the medication Methotrexate being used to treat an "Ectopic pregnancy"...I take Methotrexate for rheumatoid arthritis and I saw a television program once that called it "chemo in a pill"...kinda scared me because I've been taking it for years!

 

[Reader's digest]

Also. Deep down...way deep down, 70% of StephenMe is enjoying Snorts ...the other 30% is embarrassed by him. As she should be.
If there was a fire at the Shanty he would be the first out to save his own neck screaming like a little girl...while he left SJ in the ashes buried beneath her canopy of toile!

haha, 70%/30%? Same embarrassment quota can sometimes be applied to my husband though....

 

[Pno]

I swear that room looks like a “stage set” or a vignette as someone else said. Like it was done for the show and that’s all. It’s so impractical and useless. I can’t imagine she’d keep it that way… but what do I know?

Maybe this was the lost 4th Christies vignette?!?!