The Chateau Diaries #81 Octo-Oedipus: being straight to ingratiate

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Yes this is the room that they were doing up in the episode where PJ was called SJ's Dutch boyfriend (Wednesday). The plaster cameo's had been sent to her and she didn't know what she had. She and Cat spent ages setting out the pattern on the floor before they were hot glue gun'd to the wall. SJ had barely started when she balls up the design.
The reveal of the hallway, even if C4 hadn't outed the couple, would have shown that they were a couple anyway. PJ was brought in with SJ holding her hands over his eves until the grand reveal.
My guess is she's not going to keep this room as is, it's just not convenient... and it looks awful... This is not an English regency Country House. SJ loves everything 18th century French and this is not it.

What a hodge podge of a chateau, pff.
 
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There is absolutely no cohesiveness anywhere. I'd have tried to make the room much more cozy and comfy , since that's what it is meant for. It does remind me of a vignette , not a truly lived in area that is meant to be a place to sit and relax


And definitely no vase above the door.
 
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I hope you can make it for Christmas, provided your aunt is well.
I don't know why, when you spoke of boar being out of hand, I immediately thought of Burgundy. I guess the problem is the same throughout Europe!
We have at lott less land in France then we have here..no boars there to hunt...the last years with the dry summers here, there was so much for them to eat..so they got completely out of hand...they do a lott of damage to the farmland..so we must hunt them down..thats also good estatemanagement,,.keeping the wildlife in form..not to much..not too less..btw have to say i hate to eat them...i dont like wild animals on my plate..no hare..yuk...the smell alone makes me puke..no boar..the only thing i eat is deer..i know it must sound horrible to some people..
 
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Good gracious could Michael sell snow to an inuit.
AGA, KitchenAid, Spode, Bombay Sapphire gin spokesperson. Only the finest for the golden prodigal son.
Also Michael saying he didn't vlog the Halloween party only to have had uploaded a Halloween party video. *sarcastic laugh*
Sorry but why make a seperate for Mo, it's not like you couldn't do a bolognese sans pork, just this once. :rolleyes:
Do they not have bags for life to take shopping? Or even cardboard boxes. The number of times you have handled each item, shelf, trolley, checkout, car before finally getting them home. That's why I love using self scan gun when I shop and instantly bag items.
 
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There is absolutely no cohesiveness anywhere. I'd have tried to make the room much more cozy and comfy , since that's what it is meant for. It does remind me of a vignette , not a truly lived in area that is meant to be a place to sit and relax


And definitely no vase above the door.
A vignette gone wrong :ROFLMAO:
 
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OK, I admit, I actually like those green chairs, but the rest 🤮

And what have they done to the floor 😱


What is the use of such a room? Waste of space.
Is it me or does it seem like the room is just…empty? It’s boring. I agree, the green chairs don’t bother me (don’t kill me! 😆)…in fact, I think they’re the only thing that’s making the room a little interesting. But the walls just feel empty. And are they going to keep fresh flowers in those vases all the time? It’s just not good.
 
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We have at lott less land in France then we have here..no boars there to hunt...the last years with the dry summers here, there was so much for them to eat..so they got completely out of hand...they do a lott of damage to the farmland..so we must hunt them down..thats also good estatemanagement,,.keeping the wildlife in form..not to much..not too less..btw have to say i hate to eat them...i dont like wild animals on my plate..no hare..yuk...the smell alone makes me puke..no boar..the only thing i eat is deer..i know it must sound horrible to some people..
Actually I think Shakira was attacked by a wild boar in Barcelona this summer! I guess this explains why.
 
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Good gracious could Michael sell snow to an inuit.
AGA, KitchenAid, Spode, Bombay Sapphire gin spokesperson. Only the finest for the golden prodigal son.
Also Michael saying he didn't vlog the Halloween party only to have had uploaded a Halloween party video. *sarcastic laugh*
Sorry but why make a seperate bolognese sauce for Mo, it's not like you couldn't do a bolognese sauce sans pork, just this once. :rolleyes:
damn he has all our kitchenaidstuff... :eek: its very good i have to say...
 
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So many regulars are oblivious, then a few well-informed ones spill the beans...

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3:39 PM JosephM I don’t see Phillips side of the bed.
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3:39 PMCarol Weaver :LOL:
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3:39 PMKatherine@jetje goes dutch Hi!
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3:39 PMMichelle Kucharewlol @Donna Davis Art
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3:39 PMJosephM Phillips not gay?
 
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Good gracious could Michael sell snow to an inuit.
AGA, KitchenAid, Spode, Bombay Sapphire gin spokesperson. Only the finest for the golden prodigal son.
Also Michael saying he didn't vlog the Halloween party only to have had uploaded a Halloween party video. *sarcastic laugh*
Sorry but why make a seperate bolognese sauce for Mo, it's not like you couldn't do a bolognese sauce sans pork, just this once. :rolleyes:
But sadly lacking oak wooden spoons ( tell me he isn't serious!). Poor Pathetic can't have Aga products sent to France and needs someone in the UK to send him things. Keep on scrounging, you greasy little spiv.
 
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We need hard hitting journalists for La Jarvis' live. Asking the right questions, just like this Ugandan fellow.
 
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Stephanoligy - word to the wise

Your playing a dangerous game - deflecting to tattle as the cause of your downfall

You should have gotten your lies straight for tonight

Patrons won’t adore what’s coming
Tattle has same views as your vlog

Your media ineptitude’s are shining



It’s such a shame that there are hate sites and groups but just remember that lots of bloggers get this hate and it’s people with jealousy issues and nothing better to do. You’re not doing anything wrong, so please don’t ever change. You inspire so many people to live their dreams and for those that can’t travel (or live the chateau French country life), they can live vicariously through you and watching your videos always makes my day better (and for thousands of other people too).

I’m also so happy for you both. You both have so much in common that it doesn’t matter about age- plus you are a beautiful couple and it’s about what makes you happy that your true friends and supporters want only the best for you.

Forget the haters. The Lalande family outweighs them by over 164 thousand people! (Followers On YouTube) And more on other social media sites.


YouTube doesn't like ppl who bounce channels

Watch your algorithms get slaughtered
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Do the super fans think that a copycat you tube channel has been set up using the same content.
 
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Speaking of gay. I sincerely wish this fellow Nicolas Fairport finds human love and companionship soon.
It's getting harder and harder to watch him do things alone like a lonely cat lady. He seems like a decent and lovely chap.

Calling all single gay men in Edinburgh!

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Bonfire night In Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤
I love Edinburgh. I lived there for a few years in my twenties. Getting on for about 30 years ago now. I still miss it. Are they having professional fireworks like they have at the end of the Tattoo? Those were spectacular! We used to grab some beers and climb up Salisbury Crags to watch the fireworks. Do they still do the big bonfire party on Carlton Hill for Beltane? I do love Scotland so much. At the moment I'm getting my fix by watching Shetland! ❤
 
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NOV 5, 2021 AT 6:20 PM

Having said that, it’s been brought to my attention that your Patreon videos are being illegally leaked onto a hate site on the internet.
I’ve spent this afternoon looking into a way of preventing this. Vimeo is a video platform similar to YouTube and I am considering switching to Vimeo for your Patreon videos.
Awww! “Hate” is such a strong word, and so unfair! I prefer “despise” or “detest” better! Or, maybe “truthful?” 😊

Also, the videos are not being illegally leaked. Funny how all of a sudden SJ is worried about legalities? 😆
 
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Also, did I not mention the vase of flowers above the door?! What is it? Home alone? Coyote and roadrunner? are you trying to kill one unlucky person who walks through this room?
By the next time our Shantylaine bothers to check that area out....like MAYBE next March??? There will be cobwebs all over that vase, flowers will still be there dead...and those stupid cameos that Snorts hot glued all over the walls will have fallen off here and there. His big claim to fame. He can use a hot glue gun.
🙄 woopdeedoo.

I'm imagining the two chairs in pink and maybe that would work in a confectionery sort of atmosphere. Without the flowers though, the room doesn't really work. So they need to depend on fresh flowers to be always be there???

I do wonder what a professional talented designer would have done with all those medallions.
Taken them all back to the dollar store

Viagra did. That's called "Viagra Blue."

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Snorts probably gets that in a 90 day supply. He needs it when he sees SJ luring him to the bed by the crook of her finger.
 
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Speaking of gay. I sincerely wish this fellow Nicolas Fairport finds human love and companionship soon.
It's getting harder and harder to watch him do things alone like a lonely cat lady. He seems like a decent and lovely chap.

Calling all single gay men in Edinburgh!

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His dog even walked out on his as he ate the cake he made. OUCH!
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i am sure Nick is getting all he needs....i guess he is on grindr..but i guess he wants a sugardaddy..and all the rest he likes to keep out of his vlogs..just like that lying shittalaine we all know in France...Fan Flash..all smoke and mirrors...all to keep the paying or watching grannies happy...still waters run deep ...
 
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