The Chateau Diaries #69 Thomas, Marie Selmar ... Snorty are you next?

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Red pillow still on BJJ's side of the bed.😫. Sorry guys that lame duck is sticking his pastrami SOMEWHERE!
I heard from a pea chick that Snorts did NOT lift a finger to help dejunk the workshop because he was busy dying his hair coal black and the drizzle would cause his dye to drizzle down his snout.

And yes, SJ and FRK in bed being fake, fake fake totally proved SJ has a severe case of arrested developement .
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
I like their honesty...and like i pointed out before...you cannot live off a Bed and breakfast..alone..in a chateau...its not possible..the running of such a place is simply too expensive...like i said..i know what i am talking about..
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
Has SJ done any sponsored videos? Does she just make too much on patreon that she doesn't have to? I can't even imagine how many emails she gets from people wanting to work with her.

Wow, they have also set up their patreon as a charity. Such a cluster**** to figure out what all of these youtubers are really doing with their money. They want bespoke pieces appropriate for a chateau. And nursery/hedges ordered from Belgium. A special gate, local blacksmith will make. And, of course, a special tree surgeon. Outbuildings are being looked at by an architect.

Of course their kitchen is business related and can't come our of their patreon money. So, they will probably start doing a lot of sponsored posts. Can't say that I blame them, but man oh man do all of these channels start sounding the same.
 
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My two favorite expressions from today's posts:

1 - gay as a daisy
2 - Christ on a bike

Thanks so much for the laughs!
 
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I'm sure PJ is allergic to dust ... or old garbage...

Cousin A thinks SJ is nuts, bonkers, and had no time for all the sentiments and couldn't get things in the van and to the dump fast enough!!
 
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Red pillow still on BJJ's side of the bed.😫. Sorry guys that lame duck is sticking his pastrami SOMEWHERE!
I heard from a pea chick that Snorts did NOT lift a finger to help dejunk the workshop because he was busy dying his hair coal black and the drizzle would cause his dye to drizzle down his snout.

And yes, SJ and FRK in bed being fake, fake fake totally proved SJ has a severe case of arrested developement .
Grrrrl, Squirrelnutkins might be burying his future din-din somewhere, but believe you me, it ain't in SJs cobwebed cooz.
 
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Red pillow still on BJJ's side of the bed.😫. Sorry guys that lame duck is sticking his pastrami SOMEWHERE!
I heard from a pea chick that Snorts did NOT lift a finger to help dejunk the workshop because he was busy dying his hair coal black and the drizzle would cause his dye to drizzle down his snout.

And yes, SJ and FRK in bed being fake, fake fake totally proved SJ has a severe case of arrested developement .
have to say..our labrador sleeps also on our bed sometimes..but it doesnt mean i have sex with him does it.. :rolleyes:
 
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Morning all! New thread - congrats to @sandro37 and thanks to @MojoDublin for setting this all up - I had a bit of catch up but jumped into the vlogs.

Fanny of the Dust of A Thousand GAG Items being hauled out of Anne Marie's workshop was already on FF for me - what a blessing. What a mess. Bags of wool past missed by felters of decades past, are tossed aside. Filly got his key stuck in the door. Idiotic chateau inmates played with pea chicks - to drop them in a wall garden for a bird of prey to fly in and eat them. Get these creatures a proper enclosure and stop showing them affection in squeals. It is like a petting zoo. Marie at the end reveals the time line flaw with flannel fanny. This vlog was all about opening doors and locking some. Leftovers for dinner again. Seems the last shopping buy didn't get far. - Never mind there are some wasp berries in the garden - and nettles. AS.......

Sillymar showed us. He was more interesting for only showing how badly his planter boxes have failed in one summer - sad produce beds - lumped in manure, black plastic held down by rubbish to stop rampant weeds. Empty arches - Pergola looks hideous - just a hot mess of nothing. Vlog ended with slow tango. Appropriate for that place - everything is going at a funeral march pace. Plenty of farwell flowers everywhere.

Checked the Aga Khans vlog to see comments only - who knew so many people loved a stove clean up. Meanwhile Sadie the clean up lady is nowhere to be found - probably still stuck in the largest antique market in the world

No job Ryan has become the employment police in Phuket. Dropping his girlfriend to WORK - he laments the issues of tourism in Thailand, eats fried rice from his balcony. Still has shopping issues - can not find the 7/11.

Success Stories took a leap forward with dropping its host FRK - Mackie is back in town - control, and manages a better vlog.

That is it for now - and frankly that was too much for me! Off into the day x
You're too good! @Heathcliffe will be reading up on this so he doesn't have to put the work in. 🤣
 
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Here are my thoughts - your dream kitchen is exactly that - yours. You can take people along for the ride but they do not have to pay for it! The sponsorship was already evident in the previous vlog and probably a good way to generate rev - along with ads. I guess I see then as the better of the Chateau lot because they do achieve things beautifully, film excellently and provide good content. I am still NEVER going to come at knowing what it costs them to have this home/business. It is a private property. Get on with it and leave out the disclosures. It is tacky.
This whole patreon funding is unethical in the chateau-verse. The money goes directly into increasing property values and not supporting artistic work.
 
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Now that Snorts has all those keys, will he start to wear them on a large ring attached to his belt, put his hair up in a man bun, and then morph into Frau Blucher from Young Frankenstein? We already know he scares the horses.
 
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We can see we're close to the end of the month by every vlogger advertising their patreons and begging people to subscribe to their channels.
The Fleuries' latest patreon vlog, if you're interested:
Thank you 🙏 for sharing 😈
 
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RE the bags of wool - did you hear Cat say
" from last.. " before SJ cut her off saying " years ago". I call BS. Hey Cara your precious wool in the attic has been thrown out.
From memory Cara lasted a week into a 3 week trip of a lifetime. Wonder how long the trademark specialist will last.

I do actually like Anne Marie. If as others have suggested he is there for the long haul project managing I think that it great. Things may get done. Which fund would he be paid from? And if between him and Natti the building is managed better in terms of cleanliness and fixes, that has to be a benefit.

And Nic is coming back. Interesting another owner is returning.
 
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I'm sure PJ is allergic to dust ... or old garbage...

Cousin A thinks SJ is nuts, bonkers, and had no time for all the sentiments and couldn't get things in the van and to the dump fast enough!!
When she asked him to save the bit of wood with hooks on it, his face was priceless :ROFLMAO:
Who knows, maybe Amor mio can bring some sense into the crazy house!
 
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Just watched today's episode of CD and I have to say I kind of felt sorry for Selmar. It looked to me that he had a surprised expression on his face, as if someone hadn't bothered to tell him that his workshop was being appropriated by the Golden Man Bun. I'm guessing this was essentially him receiving his walking papers. Now the downstairs loo will never be finished!

I will also speculate that Amaury will not only be doing the paneling in the Grand Salon (and Nutti too), but will ultimately become the Chief Project Manager of all renovations, restorations while Her Maj jetsets around the world.

As for Snorts, I know many of you are convinced he is her lover, but I really think you have the wrong end of the stick. That boy is as gay as a daisy! If anything, the two of them are more inclined to play dress-up in SJ's gowns than to play hide the purple parsnip.
Selmar is done...bye bye with your awkward and foolish dancing. He did inferior work all over the shitoo. Manbun too the rescue, I hope the remaining grifters dont bother him to much.
 
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