Well, Halcyon… they all seem interesting in their own unique way, but here they all are for you to dream about
! BTW- who’s the dreamboat behind door #1??
The one you all think is a hunk looks like a pit bull/ boxer mix
As for the rest of them?
PASS
PASS
PASS
PASS
PASS ( BOTH)
But....I am sure they would all pass on me too!!!! Lol
LOL...had to Google it and now I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my legs!!!...Excuse me while I go shower and change!!!!
ME TOO!!!! LOVE. IT. No more Snorts....from now on it is Little whippersnapper!
Ready for tomorrow? Snorty throws out a jam jar, oat milk and some FRK’s left over grey food. Dan moves the compost bin so it is used to hide the garbage bins. Then Klaus makes new compost that accommodates tractor and finishes downstairs loo. Selmar is called and is told not to come back. Selmar is crying “but Tatiyanna hasn’t shown up, I am confused”. New girl (Canadian but came from NY) takes a walk with Davy and we see them holding hands. Mason shows up early and rips the big bird dress off SJ and they “sun gaze”. Nutty has to tell Snorty he must pack his things. All his things, they never want to see his hedgehogs, beanie caps or toe socks again. Now Snorty is crying “but I can’t find my grandma’s forks, they were right here”. Thor poops on something and that’s a show.
O.k. I am done laughing and have read it three times!!!! It makes me H-A-P-P-Y!
And I bet you a pie that you are correct, ma'am, in your prediction of tomorrow's offering.
Wouldn't that be hysterical????
O.k., so I am not tooting my own horn ( well, maybe I AM)....but today
I worked an 11 hour day without stopping for breakfast, lunch or supper.
Got home - ate some pistachios I found, took three Ibuprofen ( because my back hurt after " working 11 hours") and slugged down a HUGE glass of wine.
Got A little tipsy
Went out and shoveled 1/2 ton of landscape rock around some landscaping I did yesterday.
Came in and ate some chicken salad on crackers with MORE wine....
My point????
If Teabag, Fanny, FRK or the Little whippersnapper did this much in a month!!!!!
Well, they would die.
And now my back hurts and I can't sleep.
You poor Tattlers...I may be up all night. Who wants to play???
If I take an Ambien, I won't remember in the morning if I ATE the chicken salad or chased a CHICKEN? Oh wait, that was Snorts,....I mean little whippersnapper.... I mean Phyllis.....