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Sean tells viewers about the bestest tree stump he's ever seen ...
Hello everyone, Sean 'ere an' fanks for watchin' ........... yeah, today I'm gonna talk to you about my most favourite tree stump ......... yeah ......... everyone's got their most favourite tree stump and they come in all shapes an' sizes ... depends on the type of tree really ......... um, well ........ 'ere's my favourite tree stump ... . This one's made of oak ... you can eiver buy a tree stump, you know, in the local gardenin' centre or you can just chop a tree down ... I'll show you how to do that in the next video ......... anyway, this one's made of oak so it's really solid ......... coppa's solid too, which is why I love collectin' coppa pots an' pans ... yeah ... anyfin that's made of coppa really ......... yeah ......... I've always loved coppa ......... um ......... been collectin' it for years .......... got so much coppa dunno wot to do wiv it .......... yeah ... . If anyone's interested I've got an online shop that I've been runnin' with the Missus for years now ........ could do wiv offloadin' a bit of coppa so just giv me a bell or send me a message an' I'll send you wotever you need ... Oh look ... there's a sparrow in the tree ......... luv comin' out 'ere ......... 'avin a cuppa an lookin at the ........ um ......... garden ........ well, it's just a field really, but I like to call it a garden ......... there's a tree there ......... some grass ......... a few flowers ........ and a fence just over there .......... an there's the sky .......... no clouds today ... sky's blue ... . Anyways, let's get back to tree stumps ... Oh look, there's a beatle there ... that's interestin', innit? Never seen one that big before ... look at that, would you Adam and Eve it? Wozit it carryin'? Looks like a bit of leaf or a twig ... fascinatin', innit? Anyways, tree stumps ......... look at that ......... that's a rose ......... a red rose ........ stem's all prickly ......... bought that last year ......... it's doin' really well ... Anyways, where woz I? Oh yeah, tree stumps ......... this one's made of oak, which means it's really solid ........ bit like coppa ........ yeah ......... been collectin' coppa for years ......... really love coppa ........ there's noffin' like coppa ........ can't beat it ........ yeah ........ well, this is a coppa pan that I bought at a brocunt a few years back ... it's round an' it's got a handle ... so you can hold it ... you know, while you're cookin' ... look at that coppa ... lovely ... all shiny ... wunnerful, innit? Yeah ......... what's interestin about this pan is that there's a mark on the bottom ......... can ya see that? Dunno what it says but it's probubly somefin' to do with the firm that made it ......... you don't get many of these on the market today ......... could be wurf quite a bit ......... bees an' honey an' all that ........ yeah ....... Na this pot 'ere is really somefin' special ........ Bought it last year ........ in a brocunt not far from 'ere ......... forgotten wot I paid for it, but I fink it could be wurf a lotta money ......... bees an' honey, that's all that matters, innit? This is a cup of tea ........ a cup wiv tea innit ....... and that's a kettle ... a coppa kettle ...... Well, fanks for watchin' everyone and fanks to the patrons, wivout whom this video would not 'ave been made possible ...... Oh yeah ... an' just one more fing ...... don't forget to like an' subscribe ........ bees an' honey an' all that ......... bye an' see ya next week for more videos on gardenin' an' coppa ..........
, vlogging footsteps better music (let’s hope they are paying the correct royalties for it!!). The irony of chateau owners taking inspiration from a lowly gardener and his hovel Reno.
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