The Chateau Diaries #50 Her laziness is spreading quicker than the delta variant.

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SO, THE IMMOUNOCOMPROMISED FRIEND DID THE MEET AND GREET AT LALANDE. WAY TO GO MORONS!!! WE WILL NEVER BE FREE OF COVID, WITH IDIOTS IN THE WORLD!!!!
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Pretty much sums up this past week with @philipjanssen
Can't believe how much I miss you already!
I may or may not have cried as you left...
(Def. Not still crying. Shut up)

Im the luckiest person to have you as my best friend. You literally drove hours to come and get me (and Audrey), after quarantining yourself so I was actually able to go on a safe holiday. I am forever grateful. You can't imagine what that means to me.

And to have been to @chateaudelalande is literally a dream come true.
One of the most beautiful places I've ever been, with the kindest people ever. Who would have thought I'd meet new (amazing) people during this year? (@fat_girl_on_a_bike
!)

Philip, you are truly one of the best, most loving and kind souls I know. Can't wait to see you again, hopefully very very soon! 🧡🧡

Lekker bellen naar 'Horoscope met Joke en Johan', roekoeee 🐦
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i guess the girl needed a holiday....but i dont think it was the most smart move to go to lalande...at least she met the fat girl on a bike.....i hope for her she had a nice time...

whaaaaaat? Oh you..
yes i do....but never heard about him...nore did my gardenfriends..

whaaaaaat? Oh you..
yes i do....but never heard about him...nor did my gardenfriends..very telling...
 
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I kind of see this gift unwrapping thing as a penance she has to pay. With the volume of gifts sent in, she can't just ignore it or hide it. The gift givers expect to see their gift on camera and some showing of gratitude. So she is compelled to slog thru these awful, cringy videos week after week. And instead of it just being over and done, it encourages more wingnuts to send in even more crazy junk because those idiots want their recognition from SJ too. You can't piss them off, because many of them are patreons too. It just goes to show you - be careful what you wish for (or grift for?) because it can bite you in the ass.
I completely disagree! She could put an end to it very easily, all she has to do is TELL them to STOP!!! It's really that simple, and explain that they have been overwhelmed with the kindness and generosity of their viewers. But she WILL NOT do it! Why? Because she keeps dropping hints of items she wants such as, expensive wallpaper, fabric, china, cutlery and anything that makes her feel special. So she will put up with all the crap in hopes her precious items will come.
 
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I completely disagree! She could put an end to it very easily, all she has to do is TELL them to STOP!!! It's really that simple, and explain that they have been overwhelmed with the kindness and generosity of their viewers. But she WILL NOT do it! Why? Because she keeps dropping hints of items she wants such as, expensive wallpaper, fabric, china, cutlery and anything that makes her feel special. So she will put up with all the crap in hopes her precious items will come.
Yep. For every 100 or so crap gifts, she may get something worth keeping. Not to mention the YouTube ad revenue which oddly, she seems reluctant to pass on to charity.
 
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So the Fat Bike is volunteering and taking care of the wool? Are we talking about grams or kilos of wool now?
 
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Whatever happened to Hashi the cabinet maker who turned up at the same time as Davy's first time? He was going off to quote for cabinets in a few chateau rooms.
 
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So the Fat Bike is volunteering and taking care of the wool? Are we talking about grams or kilos of wool now?
well..6 sheep, is a nice amount of wool...what is she going to do with it....if she wants to spin it..she will be around there untill christmas...is there a spinningwheel at lalande..or is she just washing it and preserving..we will see it al in october...

Whatever happened to Hashi the cabinet maker who turned up at the same time as Davy's first time? He was going off to quote for cabinets in a few chateau rooms.
I think Hash was too expensive...i remember that vlog...never gonna happen..it made nice content...thats all what counts at the shitshow...making content..and just forget about it....
 
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Whatever happened to Hashi the cabinet maker who turned up at the same time as Davy's first time? He was going off to quote for cabinets in a few chateau rooms.
She got the quote & it was not to her liking. Delusional thinking she’d get a good deal not factoring in shipping from the UK. I would be surprised to see him again. He is probably dealing with real customers. I don’t know why she wouldn’t get a local carpenter to do it. She apparently gets ideas but at the end of the day doesn’t go through with it. Isn’t Ian doing it now?
 
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do we think she might have an eBay or Etsy account where she sells the ill gotten gains?
1. She doesnt care enough - even if she had someone se do it, it is easier to throw it away
2. Too risky in case we would find the account
 
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I think you've identified his whole aesthetic. Granny porn. 🐿 🦔
OMG! You may be onto something! With his hair and dressing in costume, maybe he reminds them of one of the love objects of those trashy romance books. I don't see it, but then again, I never or ever will read that crap, but I unfortunately do know many women my mother's age who have and do. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
 
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I have the non-accent accent of Americans-every news person is trained to sound like me (well maybe not as nasal as I sound at this moment (allergies) but it’s soooo very boring-my new neighborhood sounds a bit different:

Love that commercial! Many of my American relatives sound exactly like that!
 
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That's what I'd call a duck you plate, decked out with what could be found at the back of the fridge.
People are terrible.
Saveur magazine is fairly straight food journalism (a sinkhole of corruption, food journalism can be) and they have these hipper than hip cheese plates. Apparently putting the olives and pickles in bowls is completely anal retentive, Nati. Nati????
Warning: there are no flowers. And I'm afraid the charcuterie cooties are touching the cheese cooties. Yum.
UPDATE: There are mustard flowers. I spoke too soon.
Here's the cheese artist's IG: https://www.instagram.com/cheesemongrrl/
 
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Precious - I was waiting for the same lol
apparently we live/know many of the neurodivergent population

my partner’s colleague went with us to a conference in a far away city-try some new food?-different restaurant?-nope, he had figured out where the nearest favorite chain restaurant was that we could walk to, cleared the menu online, had a first and second choice for his meal (in case the first choice was unavailable), and knew the shortest walk using crossing lights-because we don’t cross against traffic!

always travel with an aspie if you want to know everything about the different city but don’t plan on trying the local cuisine!
 
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