The Chateau Diaries #50 Her laziness is spreading quicker than the delta variant.

[Hihellohowr31]

Did anyone see the recent Patreon video.. In that Stephanie mentions about Tatiana who is selmar's gf for the past 6 months.. They have never met.. And September is the first time she is meeting selmar... And will be Introduced to selmar's mother and then brought to lalande to introduce to the rest... One thing i can agree with Stephanie on this.. Stephanie is very skeptical of this girl and tells selmar to be careful

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

They cannot donate it to Emaus...they vlog there all the time..imagine some grannie recognises her own crafswork...

holy smokes Count you have figured out why they all travel to the other chateaux-to leave cadeuax at the chateau crap in every junk/charity shop from the south of France to the north of France-if it’s all spread out-no one will be able to piece together where it all went-brilliant work

 

[Clara Burnett]

How horrible! What a waste!
She could at least have donated all that tat to Emmaüs, for other people to enjoy.

But the risk of exposure would be too big for her.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

BJJ is standing exactly like a really frail old man in that photo, looks nearer to his possible future mother-in-law's age!

he’s actually a ghost-only Tattlers and crazy fans see him-it’s like The Ghost and Mrs Muir from the 60’s

 

[Arfarf]

Did anyone see the recent Patreon video.. In that Stephanie mentions about Tatiana who is selmar's gf for the past 6 months.. They have never met.. And September is the first time she is meeting selmar... And will be Introduced to selmar's mother and then brought to lalande to introduce to the rest... One thing i can agree with Stephanie on this.. Stephanie is very skeptical of this girl and tells selmar to be careful

Why would SJ bring THAT up on a Patreon video??????
Was she trying to divert attention away ( AGAIN.... Obvious and typical narcissist strategy) from there being NOTHING accomplished in any way at her Shitoo?

Somebody please post a clip??? Is that possible to do?

 

[nuff said]

I don't know how it is in france but i wohld guess it might ve even stricter, one needs to have a special permision to handle the food so not just random who knows who (who might have scratched his balls and forgot to wash his hands bc he is just not used to be vigilant enough since he is not a professional cook/ chef assistant) prepared the food for the staff or the guests

There are regulations for food handling in France, I posted about the very subject in thread 20 something, not only for establishments such as HMN but also for the jam makers in markets. All should have an inspection carried out prior to selling their wares.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Did anyone see the recent Patreon video.. In that Stephanie mentions about Tatiana who is selmar's gf for the past 6 months.. They have never met.. And September is the first time she is meeting selmar... And will be Introduced to selmar's mother and then brought to lalande to introduce to the rest... One thing i can agree with Stephanie on this.. Stephanie is very skeptical of this girl and tells selmar to be careful

Interesting. Can anyone post that video here?

 

[purejuice]

It's mostly bits and pieces from things I hear from people that are in the know. We all rate her vlog's narrative as unsustainable (you can only say 'amazing' so many times and still remain credible, even to complete morons who will gladly give you their money if you keep playing charades. Potty seemed unwilling to tell her when he's coming back and the not so elusive N and his family also seem to avoid her like the plague. No word from her beloved IJ about when and if she's coming back to the shittoo. She has made her bed, literally when it comes to Snorts, and my eyes and ears tell me she getting rather lonely. The relentless stream of criticism she gets, not just here but there's a distinct buzz around her, is making her extremely nervous. There's too many possible moles to keep her dirty laundry from exposure. My main reason for expecting her impended downfall is math: what comes up, eventually must come down. It's been too long to be putting out the fire with gasoline.


You are right. A few minutes of fame before it get's either dumped or burned.

Thanks. As one of your fellow geniuses has noted Potts, Gerald, IJ and Percy all ignore PJ in the live chat. That can't be the only reason they're not coming around. I tend to think the rise of PJ is a symptom not a cause.
"Bits and pieces" -- that's what you have that the rest of us don't, a matrix of evidence. We can dissect the vlogs like forensic ninjas but sniffing the air and looking at the sky is key.
The incompetence of letting MW, their one reliable cook, go in the height of the guest season is typically Phillip. And for all the tit I give Marie's cooking, it is a kamikaze move.

Oh wow, spotted !! Two of my kids (11 & 18) find RuPaul quite interesting… I loved this video back in the day… Coming home, high on whatever and watching Letterman and Muchmusic. "You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."

RuPaul is deffo on my list of professors of femme performance. His success is to me one of the signs that evolutionary consciousness is progressive.

 

[Maple fairy]

@Bored Mermaid CC what a blast from the past! One of my childhood faves. Loved that show!

 

[purejuice]

You are so right about that. What the whole world doesn't know is that she's only welcoming the tat ON camera. Most of the stuff she is showing in her vlogs goes straight into the garbage afterwards. She used to have normal sized bins at her shitshow, but since she started the grifting that has changed. My eyes and ears have seen the big containers they use now and even they aren't big enough: on collection day the tat is piled up next to them on the street.

Sounds like a great scoop for a dumpster diver with a camera.
Jes' sayin'.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Just started watching the Goodbye Marie vlog and I just have to say....MY GODD I HATE THAT INTRO MUSIC SOOOO MUCH!!!!!...Every time I hear it my stomach turns! I don't know if it's because I know that sickening gate opening and the Hi, I'm Stephanie is coming up....You'd think after all this time and I know I've seen people in the comments saying she should change her intro, that she'd find a new way to open her vlogs....

I'm sorry I've been so pissy the last few posts but she is really starting to get on my last nerve!!!

same here-trying to nail the fast forward through that intro is a challenge on an iPad-it’s interesting most of us continue to try to watch because it feels awkward commenting when we haven’t see the actual wreck-plus more eyes catch more peculiarities!

Fanny is so insincere-I can’t understand why Marie is so brainwashed to even partially believe

the only thing I absolutely can not get through is the gift grab-I try but it’s so awful-it’s like watching those cult propaganda films-ick

 

[Diesel]

Isn't that a Derek painting up on the left there?

Maybe the cousin who will install the panelling?

 

[purejuice]

BJJ is standing exactly like a really frail old man in that photo, looks nearer to his possible future mother-in-law's age!

I think you've identified his whole aesthetic. Granny porn.

 

[FrankieG]

Fanny is so insincere-I can’t understand why Marie is so brainwashed to even partially believe

Fanny is a role model for Marie for how to work hard at hardly working and still rake in the cash. I am not sure she is brainwashed now as much as trying to learn the tricks of the grifting trade from a pro. She can't turn on SJ completely because she still needs a place to crash should doing nothing turn out to be a disaster. Anyway, I don't understand the big deal about her leaving. Isn't she supposed to go back in September? She may change her mind and stay? Unless SJ really doesn't want her back and gaslights her to the point where she runs away screaming.

 

[Scorpio]

You are so right about that. What the whole world doesn't know is that she's only welcoming the tat ON camera. Most of the stuff she is showing in her vlogs goes straight into the garbage afterwards. She used to have normal sized bins at her shitshow, but since she started the grifting that has changed. My eyes and ears have seen the big containers they use now and even they aren't big enough: on collection day the tat is piled up next to them on the street.

Could your eyes and ears take a photo for us please.

 

[MojoDublin]

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Did anyone see the recent Patreon video.. In that Stephanie mentions about Tatiana who is selmar's gf for the past 6 months.. They have never met.. And September is the first time she is meeting selmar... And will be Introduced to selmar's mother and then brought to lalande to introduce to the rest... One thing i can agree with Stephanie on this.. Stephanie is very skeptical of this girl and tells selmar to be careful

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[purejuice]

Apart from the hygiene issues, their "cheeseplatters" are visually interesting. However, to have cheeses, cut up fruit, olives etc. assembled nillywilly with charcuterie (cold meats, whatever you'd like to call it) on one board is just so wrong. Even assuming that nobody is a cheese loving vegetarian who would not touch the stuff, all cheek by jowl on one platter, anyway.

Good point, I never thought of the vegetarian angle. (I'm of the school thought which says I'm cooking one dinner for everybody, celiacs and vegans will discover something substantial they can make a good meal off from the array served, but will not be dictating to other guests or the cook what the menu is.)
I love the new cheeseboard aesthetic, I think they're works of art and really do make your mouth water. Aside from the fact that it is lamentably stingy, I think what's wrong with that big one for Maries' farewell dinner is breadth of access, you couldn't really get in across the board to cut a piece of cheese the size you wanted.
Also, wedges of melon, hard to serve yourself and eat as an hors d'oeuvre. Gobsmacked as I was to see a piece of fresh fruit served at Lalande.
I used to eat a fruit plate made by a trained sushi chef, one of the best restaurant dishes ever. He chose the ripest fruit and cut it up like an angel. Everything was cut into a forkable or fingerable morsel, apples, pears, plums, etc., thinly, almost transparent slices, and fanned out among the piles of berries and cherries. Wouldn't that be the way to cut melon for a cheese plate? Take a 1 1/2 in wedge, slice thinly crosswise, including skin which is nice looking and serves as a handle for eating with fingers. And fan.
I've never seen crudites on a cheese board, I think they deserve a platter of their own. It's confusing visually and inhospitable to have food you touch mixed in with food you shouldn't touch. Crowd control is definitely an aesthetic in presentation.
Here the second-rate deli ham rolls and carrot sticks and puny grape clusters have been used to flesh out the chintzy $12 array of supermarket ticky tacky cheese. That's what I'd call a duck you plate, decked out with what could be found at the back of the fridge.
People are terrible.

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

Apart from the hygiene issues, their "cheeseplatters" are visually interesting. However, to have cheeses, cut up fruit, olives etc. assembled nillywilly with charcuterie (cold meats, whatever you'd like to call it) on one board is just so wrong. Even assuming that nobody is a cheese loving vegetarian who would not touch the stuff, all cheek by jowl on one platter, anyway.

It’s a grazing board. - have had many!Definitely not good for Vegetarians though.

 

[cosette]

I tried to watch the Earl of Sandwich's wife ( as I liked her on Ladies of London).... But on her own she is a hyper, nervous Nellie. She DOES give Americans a bad rap if everyone thinks we are ALL that high strung and erratic.

But this was the first time ( on Tattle) that I heard of her husband having had a prescription drug addiction in the past. So I DO give her marks for her hard work on the estate and helping her husband.

Is her Italy place a little gal pad???? Or a rental?

I kind of like her and admire her work ethic. She is miles above SJ in that regard. She is a bit hyper, definitely an over achiever...which many people find aggravating since most just witch and do nothing. She is also a little too self-deprecating and overly polite...lol...hate that phony way people have of being polite to your face, but then stabbing you in the neck....but, hey, none of us are perfect. We all have our annoying quirks and habits. She gets things done and is an asset to that family. I also think her small Italian place is her way of regaining her identity and independence. I imagine the tiny size is a relief to renovate after dealing with that huge money pit.

 

[MojoDublin]

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As I pondered in my self isolation, I imagined Delicatezza’s embrace, thankful, adoring at my self-sacrifice. SUCH a good friend.

Must be a head trip to stare at yourself on camera

All day

Quite the cuckoo of the shitoo