The Chateau Diaries #50 Her laziness is spreading quicker than the delta variant.

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Jeeves

I always have to try and bypass the opening sequence - especially where that snidey little spiv, Teabag Trotter appears.
 
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Sami Lee

sandro37 said:
I love the episodes when fanny pretends to be working )
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But oh gawd, again today, the almighty, omnipresent Daddy found his way into that loo-to-be with her!
I had an absolutely wonderful Dad, the kindest, tenderest, most cheerful, sanest man in the universe. He was an artist and sculptor (of beautiful, interesting things with never an uncouth or dodgy undertone) and made a very good living at it. From time to time, I use his tools (for mundane DIY!), but I don't drool about him every day, or ever in fact. I just feel quietly warm and well-loved on the very odd occasion I stop to think about him.
For goodness sake, Stef love - GET HELP for your obsession and the abysmal slough of co-dependence your invasive, boundaryless father left you in.
 
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LonePalm

PLEASE do NOT be sorry! I feel exactly the same way! When I see her or hear her voice I want to ! She is so fake and such a GRIFTER, and her pretentiousness is just too much!
 
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Phoenix Richards-Bingham

Jeeves said:
I always have to try and bypass the opening sequence - especially where that snidey little spiv, Teabag Trotter appears.
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When I hear that music I try to bypass it all but almost invariably when I push the play button again it opens on Stephanie and Michael in the dining room and her insufferable "...and LOFTER"....sorry, I don't usually make a mockery of the British pronunciations but she just sounds so snooty and faux-posh when she speaks!!!...I don't know, maybe I should just stop watching her vlogs since they affect me so much....

OK...just watched Stephanie painting and I must say, it was good to see her doing some actual labor....I'm sure she's read on here how no one thinks she even knows how to do real work. This is a positive check for her. Not enough to change my mind completely but a bonus anyway.
 
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Green Fairy

Jeeves said:
I always have to try and bypass the opening sequence - especially where that snidey little spiv, Teabag Trotter appears.
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I ALWAYS fast-forward the intro. I can't stand the humble bragging intro, the look at me I'm living a great life, and of course smug-faced Petherick who at that time was flirting outrageously with Stefanny.
 
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toilingwiththetoile

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Maybe Andrew doesn't understand the what the word fiance really means. Maybe he thinks it's a fancy French word for hooker....
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He does say he was made to post this pic - so maybe its a hostage situation..fiance is code for finance - send money.
 
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Pekey

Jeeves said:
I always have to try and bypass the opening sequence - especially where that snidey little spiv, Teabag Trotter appears.
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So agree and I get that feeling when Mummy's face shows up on it too !!!
 
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LonePalm

Pekey said:
I have to say..... she is always gracious when thanking someone...... even shocking gifts!
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She has had loads of practice to perfect her fake graciousness. This gift grab has been going on since the beginning of lockdown I believe. Nothing about her genuine. NOTHING!
 
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Pekey

LonePalm said:
She has had loads of practice to perfect her fake graciousness. This gift grab has been going on since the beginning of lockdown I believe. Nothing about her genuine. NOTHING!
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But....... she is so good at it !!!
 
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Maple fairy

in an interview it may have been Anderson Cooper she talked about a manager (I believe) who fleeced her of all her money. Anderson Cooper had to come to her aid financially.
She also was able to do some work to make money and I do believe she sold her art work as well.
Maybe @Marquis de Potpourri might be in the know.
 
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elizabethrex

Tellingthetruth123 said:
I’m absolutely positive I recognise the new volunteer (the one who fixed the door) im
Not sure it it’s from tv or real life
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Back to check in on you all. I would be locking my bedroom doors and the wardrobes with turret access too! Shifty look to him.
Maybe Philip now sleeps at the foot of SJs bed to keep her safe from intruders? I wouldn’t feel safe with a back door swinging open and god knows who arriving daily to get a glimpse at ‘the Lalanders’ as if they were animals in a zoo!
 
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Ginginger

Very interesting! Creole French, patois with a bit English mixed in... Without always reading the subtitles, I could understand some as the fluency of speech, it’s rate, seemed slower.
 
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toilingwiththetoile

LOL Good bye Nicki from everywhere...bit like - hear that unsubscribe bell ring louder than the town square - but I do love Positano so I am for now still in...but but who is Brenda Gibbons? As for the 'don't break my balls' I hate that expression but SO many Italian men use it..drives me crazy!
 
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Beau Monde

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In tonight CD video there was a man i never saw and he was not introduced.. Is he the famous cousin coming for pannelling?? He is visible at the very last minute of the video, not tall and with a blue tshirt..
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I caught him, too. That is not SJ's cousin. Cuz is a bit of a dish, too. And filmed sans shirt on the crumbling terrace in one of the early CD vlogs. Woof! I believe he is scheduled to install the new/old paneling this month, so keep your opera glasses at the ready.
 
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Phoenix Richards-Bingham

In America the saying is "Don't bust my balls"...I don't like it either but even my kids and grandkids say it.

Forgot to add, people here, mostly men, call an outspoken woman a "ball buster"...
 
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elizabethrex

Steph, is that you?
 
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Marquis de Potpourri

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What an honor!
First, I'd like to thank SJ's Academy of Grifters and SJ herself for making me viciously indignant.
I would've never become a Tattle Life VIP without you.
Second, I want to say Thanks to Michael Petherick, whose tidal waves of tears after his first woe-is-me vlog brought me here.
I now know where and how you squandered the hard-earned dollars I sent you on Patreon. F*ck you, Michael!
Third, carry on...

 
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Seeingitasitis

I have just been sent this audio recording, by Diesel, my dear friend, who set up a hidden device in the Grand Salon and picked up a conversation between Stephanie and Philip this evening:

Muffled sounds, could be kissing or Diesel’s tail dusting back and forth against the stone flooring. The theory that Stephanie could be kissing Diesel has been discounted as being unlikely.

Stephanie: So Philip. Are you properly self isolating? The only reason I ask is because if we are having a guest with an auto immune disease staying here, it is not going to look good if she catches Covid.

Philip: Yes, I am strictly self-isolating.

Stephanie: Does this mean you won’t be able to bring me my tea and croissant in the morning?

Philip: Of course you will be able to have it. I went to the bakery with Selmar and the new bloke who fixed the door earlier today. Honestly Steph, half the village was there. Anyway, I will just bring the flask and the bakery bag and put it by my side of the bed. You can just nudge me awake in the morning when you want it.

Stephanie: Excellent. I knew you would find a way to make self-isolation work effectively. Why are you coughing? No tissue? Never mind, just cough into this mask. I was using it earlier and please don’t ruin it because I will need to wear it again when I start cadeaux in a minute.

Philip: OK I am looking forward to cadeaux. I am getting a stuffed hedgehog today. Natti told me when I was chatting to her and Ian in the Petit Salon earlier. I even managed to give Marie a smacker on the cheek as a goodbye.

Stephanie Well don’t forget after hugging it and kissing it, to pass it round to everyone else so they can hug and kiss it too.

Philip: Roger that.

Stephanie: Ooh la la Philip. You’ll be offering to take me up the Eiffel Tower next.

Philip: That will have to wait until my guest arrives. After all, she might like that too. By the way, I have put out the large cabbage bowl full of snacks. We can all delve in during the opening.

Stephanie: Of the presents?

Philip: No. Of the new volunteer’s zip.

Stephanie: Loud, squealing laughter. Seriously though Philip. Should we all be sharing crisps from one bowl as you are self-isolating?

Philip: We will be fine. I said this to everyone in the kitchen when I was chatting to them all this morning. By the way Dan, Annalise, the boys, the Amazon delivery man were all there. I mean, have you read any reports of anyone catching Covid from a bowl of crisps?

Stephanie: No. I haven’t read anything…..

Diesel: Can be heard stifling a Mutley laugh.
 
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elizabethrex


Stephanie, may I please introduce my lifelong friend, Delicatezza. No, Delicatezza, it’s quite alright, my lower altitude here prevents any spread of Covid, as does the fragrant nosegay. I’ve been isolating, you see, in preparation for your visit.
 
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