The Chateau Diaries #49 Tasteless tango, Teabag in turmoil & tearful Tatiana in Turkey.

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I bought a house in Tuscany during the pandemic! (and now I’m finally here), Episode 1 - YouTube
Goodness knows how she managed to get a rich aristocrat (mind you he doesn't seem too bright, either!) to marry her and surely she could have bought a considerably better house in Tuscany than that one. She was living as some kind of socialite in London before she met him. Their Dorset home is lovely and not too far for Marie to visit from Hampshire!
 
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'Fly-on-the-wall' Tattle sources can reveal that No Life Ryan and Ladyboy are planning to return to France where they intend to set up their own Phucky-Phucky fish farm and make endless videos about gardening, Thai cusine, and laying gravel driveways ... Ryan, who is royally phucked off with his 'life' and has phucked off to Thailand for a much undeserved holiday, said that he's looking forward to having a phucking good time being phucked by and phucking with his ladyboy while phucking over viewers on YT with phucking boring videos ...
 
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And, he did it all, himself.
So, when people start complaining about him AGAIN not coming up with the goods, he will release a "The truth about why it finished with Andrew", where he can be a victim because he did not know Andrew was a hooker. If any of his patreons are reading this,- STOP supporting a lost cause, Gwen will call you a homeophobe yes, but stop. Buy yourself something nice instead. I am 100% sure Michael will never keep his promises to Patreons, his pockets are full of holes he is not any good with money. I am, that is my job, so please my dear friends, never say 110%, or 200% (Sandro! ) or anything else more than 100%. There IS no more than 100%, mathematically it HURTS to see this in writing. I have told my daughter off for this enough to make her stop. Right, back to work, have a nice day!
 
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I don't think she has changed, just acts differently when on camera. I think she played a big part in SJs personality flaws.
 
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I feel guilty laughing at this but, it is bloody hilarious!
 
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Matt - is coming to do them apparently

As soon as he’s finished all the lucrative Paying customers with pools ….
Oh spare me...i still dont get my head around where Fan Flash is getting all those, not so skilled ,creepy workmen from...

I will ask if Nikkie Tutorials can join them for the next Cadeaux...She will let Fan Flash look like a dwarf...
 
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I was thinking the same thing! Unzipped zipper, over acting, and a stoned Selmar!

And the joke of Hedge Hog boy isolating???

Matt - is coming to do them apparently

As soon as he’s finished all the lucrative Paying customers with pools ….
Why are they so hard to replace? Can’t the lower level ones be done?

I am guilty of saying 200% et. I’m sorry, did not realize you math types get the itches from it!
 
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I am really looking forward to see that fat- girl- on- a -bike...appear in the cadauxcrapvlogs....they for sure need a strong sofa wich isnt infected with woodworm...
 
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Can't remember who suggested it, but I watched with sound off. Very enlightening. Best of all though, as you say, the New American slave volunteer is a naturally, preppy, cheesey C actress. She was on sparkling form. I am betting she wont be on too many more vlogs.

Ah, turned sound on in error. She's only staying for 2 days, so that takes care of her then
 
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What American lady? When was this?
I believe her name was Ariel. She had two small children and rented the house that is now Nic and Marie's apartment, but my friends lived there from 2014 until late 2017. After my friends left SJ rented the house to that American lady, who was traveling in Europe and wanted a base camp. Because she was gone most of the time, SJ let the workawayers use the apartment she received rent for at the same time.
 
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I will ask if Nikkie Tutorials can join them for the next Cadeaux...She will let Fan Flash look like a dwarf...
That would be epic! Steph could sit on her knee and Nikki could operate her like a ventriloquist dummy. On second thought, Nikki should stay far away from lalalande, she’s too sweet to mix in with that bunch of jackals.

Anyone 5’ 7” or above would look “giant” next to Nutti and Steph, both of them are like what, 5’3”?
 
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agree with you 110%
 
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I think it's safe to say there will be no daily vlog coming from Trotter Boy any time soon: he has now deleted the comment underneath his last vlog, the one where he promised the daily vlogs would start yesterday. In the mind of a loser like him (and only there) deleting a promise equals he never made one.
 
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Yes I’m officially obsessed with Cara and will do my level best to keep my non-IG fellow Tattlers in the know about what is going on in the woods of Lalande!

 
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She's not so bad actuaĺly.Just seems excited to be in Italy.I think she's a hard worker and practically saved her husband's family estate .
 
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after having searched for videos related to ETTC-I saw a couple CD-i just thought “what the f*ck is wrong with this woman-couldn’t believe it was real-liked the first few of Peter Pan Petherdick’s but soon realized “he’s not actually doing it himself” so I started the ever popular googling process and ended up here-ooooooh interesting gossip-sh*t they can be mean-but almost everyone is both funny and sarcastic-decided I’ll read until I know the rules of the game-then came the “D&A done me wrong video” and I couldn’t wait to find something pithy to say-tried, failed, came back and played some more until I got the hang of it
 
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It's a small cozy apartment in a village,not bad at all.Some people prefer to stay in a town/village.Hopefully the town is still authentic and not full of tourists.It's nice to have a coffee and chst to the locals
 
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