uncontrollable giggles are the best though-completely real and spontaneous-now I’m going to need to watch-well listen…
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@Pno i have more worrying concern. Selmar is not at La La. I bet Cara will feed the animals in the meantime and amuse herself.
God I hope Nic and Potty are reading here seeing the diversity of guests arrive.
I also hope guests see how disrespectful the team are not noticing an obvious fly open. They are not interested in anyone else.
God I hope Nic and Potty are reading here seeing the diversity of guests arrive.
I also hope guests see how disrespectful the team are not noticing an obvious fly open. They are not interested in anyone else.
ALERT Tattlers-get out your marshmallow roasting sticks, grab your favorite adult
and protective eyewear 
it’s time for a metaphorical bonfire at Stephantasyland!
tonight we will be metaphorically burning Daddy’s art, woodworm furniture, Frankenmirror, dusty old duvets, stupid costumes, Fanny’s giant yellow sweater, BBJ’s too tight trousers, and Marie’s manifestations!
bring along any junk you would like see disappear from chateau poopoo!
WARNING: some items when burning release a metaphorical toxin-breathing within 50 feet of the bonfire is discouraged
After looking at his art for way too long this morning, I agree with you, they are most likely IJ, not Steph. I thought I had seen one that stuck out to me as WTF, I think it was the one with the half naked people in the garden or the half naked people playing tennis, where one of the women looked like SJ. I guess it doesn’t matter, I still see them as tasteless and tacky.
On a more humorous (or disturbing, depends how you look at it) note, what on earth would I tell my friends if my dad had painted them, “this one is painted by my dad, that’s my mom, she’s topless. This one also painted by him, she’s topless. And over here, you’ll see another one where dad isn’t wearing pants. Another one of mom topless and dad is pants-less again. This one is mom topless, dad pants-less, holding a condom. Over there, mom and dad are gardening, and to the right, they are playing tennis with friends. As you can see they are either topless or pants-less. My favorite is the lady playing the cello, I don’t know who she is, but apparently she liked to play it pants-less.”
Friends respond, “yeah, your dad is weird”.
to be fair they don’t really touch hot pots that often so…...And contemplate the use of crochet wash cloths? Is it a pot holder?…Seriously, they have holes in them.
I'll raise you 10% to 125%...
I do think she will leave all these projects undone, dump the f#@ked up SHITOO on some sucker( like she was), or sell it for a loss....then take ALL the Patreon money and run....with BJJ in his bassinet..... They will blow thru that money until IJ passes and then sell the properties bequeathed to her from Mummy and live on THAT money.
Oh, the zipper! Now you made me watch it again. Grrrr!I felt bad for her, sitting there on camera for 4 or 5 minutes with her zipper down and then realizing it and having to zip it back up in front of four strangers. I would have been mortified! They couldn’t start over because they already tore through one box like the savages they are. She recovered pretty well considering the situation. She was a bit overzealous, but probably had that embarrassment adrenaline running through her. I couldn’t have done it, sitting there acting interested while listening to them read cards and praising the gifts much longer than necessary, knowing my fly was down for tens of thousands of viewers. And how long do they need to discuss the use of cleaning brushes? Watching a grown man open stuffed hedgehogs and socks. And contemplate the use of crochet wash cloths? Is it a pot holder?…
Now you made me convert my height
! 5'1". Oh dear!Or use wash cloths!
I can see that happening too but I think Squirrel Boy will be dumped before the move.
And uneducated. For people who frolic around pontificating on art and culture, they are remarkably untutored.
In the recent Le Mans trip she described a bas (pron: 'ba') relief piece as 'baS' relief!
And then there was the stained glass street lamp with the bird on it...one suggested it was a 'peacock' whilst the other opined it was a 'swan'. Anyone with even a passing acquaintance with art history would have immediately identified it as the iconic Sacrificing Pelican connoting Christ's sacrifice, a huge religious 'meme' particularly throughout the late middle ages and Renaissance, derived from ancient mythology.
(BeeS in my bonnet. Some of us did the time and hard work at uni studying and learning this stuff. Our protagonists are simply dilettantes and players, hence the tendency to repo bling resulting in mishmash decor which looks like a supermarket mag's before part of a home makeover. ) Rant off!
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I ended up here because I couldn’t figure it out either. I was thinking she was some kind of eccentric hooker or something.
From your lips to God's ears!!!!!
@Dippy Hippy : I am sure you are looking simply fabulous!Oh dear, lol! I have my hair done in that "stringy" style, and it's full of product to keep it like that. It's identical to the American girl's. It costs a small fortune to have it done, and it's called "beachy waves" or the mermaid look. It's nothing to do with the water there. It's just a style. I'm fond of bright red too. I'd fit right in to that chateau lol! I couldn't bear the gift grab and the fawning though. The new girl is clearly a big big fan, notice how her body language mirrors Stephanie's and Natti's., especially pushing her hair back. She is very bubbly and pretty, clearly modelling her look on Stephanie's.
By the way I'm not copying Stephanie. I have had this look most of my life, being a typical English blonde woman. I like the tousled beach head look which my hairdresser does for me. .
I shudder to think what you see in Rohrscach tests, like, whose the one showing me all these dirty pictures?
But then, I haven't bothered to spend the time looking at daddy's I’d probably see someone topless or pants-less…maybe a butterfly…I shudder to think what you see in Rohrscach tests, like, whose the one showing me all these dirty pictures?junkstuff..
If you come across his work someday, you’ll see what I’m talking about
Well she is in a way...
She lost some weight....already homesick?Self employed????Sure. I Wonder how many will pony up money for Tuesday's thoughts????
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Immunsupressed? I am sure she exaggerated and has her menstruation only and wanted him to know that nothing is going to happen....
Meet the newest kool-aid drinker. Stuart Folkes
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There are literally no words to describe the most amazing Château in all of the land (if you know, you know).
I’ve made SO many new friends whilst working here, and have felt more than I could ever imagine about the beauty of life and discovering who YOU are meant to be… something that a million or more of us have learned as well over the years through the power of
. The overflowing love, the joy, the music (we’re all singing or humming, even the 
) the food, but most of all the riotous laughter. Oh _________, I cannot wait to return soon.
1d
asfolkes
There are literally no words to describe the most amazing Château in all of the land (
if you know, you know).I’ve made SO many new friends whilst working here, and have felt more than I could ever imagine about the beauty of life and discovering who YOU are meant to be… something that a million or more of us have learned as well over the years through the power of
. The overflowing love, the joy, the music (we’re all singing or humming, even the ) the food, but most of all the riotous laughter. Oh _________, I cannot wait to return soon.1d
I hate to correct you since you are my favourite but if I remember right slope can be way over 100%....just sayingSo, when people start complaining about him AGAIN not coming up with the goods, he will release a "The truth about why it finished with Andrew", where he can be a victim because he did not know Andrew was a hooker.
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